Jessica’s POV

“JESSICAAAAAAAAA”

I heard my name being called from the kitchen as I let out a sigh. That was the third time my name was called since the past 30 minutes. Of course, who would call me other than Choi Sooyoung? She’s always in trouble. Also, to say that sometimes she’s the one causing troubles. Troubles in my head, my life, literally my entire conscious existence

“BABEEEEEEEEEEEE”

Oh god can she just shut up? Honestly, it’s tiring that I had to get up and help her at the tiniest little thing, sat down and before you even know it, she screamed for help again. I tried to ignore her calls and kept my gaze in the TV

“JESSICA THE WASHING MACHINE IS ON FIRE”

JESUS CHRIST

Seriously, God. Why can’t you let me have a normal day? Just one goddamn normal day? What did I do to deserve such torment? I roll my eyes and stood up making my way to the kitchen then went straight to the laundry room. There I saw Sooyoung, my girlfriend, struggling on which buttons to press. Yes, the machine wasn’t literally on fire. In fact, maybe my brain was.

“I’m having a mental breakdown!” Sooyoung exclaimed

“Seriously, the washer is on fire?” I questioned crossing my arms above my chest

“Well, it worked and you’re here right?”

“…”

“I’M HAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN” she yelled again

“YES SOOYOUNG I HEARD YOU”

“WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING”

“WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?”

Jesus, this pointless argument again. I sigh

“What’s the problem now?” I asked

“Everything is a problem Jessica!”

“BE SPECIFIC”

Sooyoung rolls her eyes and let out a frustrated sigh before pointing at the washing machine. Don’t get me wrong, Sooyoung was just trying to help me with the house chores. But is help really a help when I constantly had to be there at all ing times? Dear god, how do I expect her to change our child’s diapers?

“It’s not working” she pouted

Cute

“Well that’s because you didn’t press the start button” I said

“I did!”

“Then?”

“Then it started making weird noises. I panicked and pressed any random buttons to make it stop”

“What kind of noise?” I asked

“I just told you, WEIRD noises. I don’t know if it’s the washer or your heels but it’s definitely didn’t sound normal”

Well, our days isn’t normal- wait. Did….did she just say heels? HEELS?

“What do you mean heels…..”

“You know, like, your heels, in the washer”

WHAT THE ACTUAL

“CHOI SOOYOUNG”

My eyes were wide in shock and I immediately opened the washer to see my heels, --OH JESUS MY EXPENSIVE HEELS- to be mixed with our clothes and- wait, is that my purse? What are my heels and purse doing in there?!

“WHAT ARE THESE DOING HERE?” I pulled out my heels and showed it to her

“Duh! To wash?” she answered

“IN THE WASHER?”

“WELL ISN’T THAT WHAT WASHING MACHINES ARE FOR?”

“FOR GOD SAKE SOOYOUNG”

I mentally slapped myself. Sooyoung’s intention are always good but you can’t deny that it’s also pretty ridiculous and stupid. I run my fingers through my hair and looked up, glaring at her while she’s giving me a somewhat guilty, clueless and idiotic piece of kind of face. It makes me want to kiss her, on the lips, with chair. Sooyoung better be begging for mercy

“You told me to wash it!” she said

“YEAH BUT NOT PUT IT IN THE WASHER”

“YOU SAID DO WHATEVER IT TAKES TO GET THE POOP STAIN OFF YOUR HEELS AND SO THIS IS WHAT I DID”

“BY WHATEVER IT TAKES I MEANT USING YOUR HANDS. SOFT, DELICATE, GODDAMN ING HANDS” I yelled

She gave me an annoyed look

“IT’S YOUR HEELS WHY CAN’T YOU CLEAN IT YOURSELF?!”

“BECAUSE YOU WERE THE MAIN ING REASON HOW THE POOP GOT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE”

Yeah you got that right. We went out the last couple of days to a dog park because it’s been a while since I brought Sooyoung out on a walk. Okay kidding, we went there to stare at random dogs contemplating whether we should kidnap one. But who needs a dog when you already have one lunatic uncontrollable piece of living thing at home? To make things short, Sooyoung was trying to prank me and so I chased her around the park, didn’t realize that I stepped on a fresh poop. And no, don’t ask why was I wearing heels to a dog park on a sunny day because a girl needs fashion sense. What’s even worse was that it was a brand new pair of heels and it’s white in colour!

I MEAN WHO WOULDN’T GET MAD

“It wasn’t my fault that you didn’t watch where you’re going” Soooyoung mumbled

“I was busy trying to think how to tear you head off”

Sooyoung sighed and sat on the stool behind her before brushing her hair to the side. Now she had that guilty look on her face. And now I feel guilty. I slowly went to her and sat on her lap as she stared sadly at me, wrapping her arms around my waist with me doing the same around her neck. Sooyoung pouted and tried to avoid my gaze. I pecked her lips

“You’re such an idiot” I started

“…”

“But I still love you”

Sooyoung looked up and gave me a small smile before leaning in to kiss me again. I leaned forward, pressing my lips against her with one hand cupping her cheek trying to deepen the kiss. God, I love her. As idiotic and ridiculous as she seemed at times, I can’t help but to fall for her all over again. She makes me laugh, she makes me feel special even with all these unpredictable occasions. She kept me entertained and I don’t think I’ll ever get bored of that. I discover stupid stuff every single day whenever I’m with her.

Sooyoung pulled me closer and tilted her head slightly trying to get more of me. I smile in between of the kiss and pulled away slowly earning a whine from my girlfriend

“I want more kisses” she said

“That’s more than enough”

“Hmm…”

“…”

“Look, Sica, I’m sorry”

I cupped both of her cheeks and tilted my head confusedly

“For what?” I asked

“For always making everything hard on you. I know I can get really stupid at times”

“You mean all the time”

“Hush, you don’t have to agree!”

I laughed

“It’s fine” I replied

“…”

“You just wanted to help”

“Yeah, I need help with life” she chuckled

I smiled and gave her a peck on the nose