What are these - SoShi

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//dialogue//

 

 

 

 

 

 

Taeyeon: at last! Kim Taengdaddy is the first one to-

 

Seohyun: maknae's here!

 

Taeyeon: GOD DAMMIT SEOHYUN

 

Sunny: what with these bickeri- oh! Readers!!

 

Yuri: did somebody said readers?!

 

Yuri: YURI IS HERE

 

Yoona: the sane one is present too!

 

Hyoyeon: Hello Brian McMorning!

 

Sunny: Hyo what the

 

Hyoyeon: what- oh, wrong fic

 

Yuri: what are u talking about

 

Hyoyeon: nevermind ATLEAST IM HERE

 

Sooyoung: whats going on over here- WHAT THE

 

Sooyoung: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING SQUEEZING YOURSELF IN OUR STORIES AGAIN

 

Taeyeon: are we seriously going to ignore Taengdaddy here?

 

Sooyoung: JESSICAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Jessica: yes babeee

 

Jessica: what on earth

 

Jessica: Why are we here???? Why are THEY here??????

 

Taeyeon: HEY WE'RE A PART OF THIS STORY TOO

 

Sunnh: Yeah! This is the only chapter where we exist and can get lines!

 

Hyoyeon: y'all soosic have been the main issue since the very beggining give us a break!

 

Sooyoung: SOOSIC IS NOT

 

Yoona: ARE WE FORGETTING THE ONES WHO RARELY GETS A LINE HERE

 

Seohyun: Yoona unnie is right!

 

Sunny: SHUT UP SEOHYUN

 

Tiffany: what did i miss???

 

Jessica: oh petition's here

 

Tiffany: hey!!!!!!!

 

Sooyoung: HOW MANY TIMES MUST WE TELL U GUYS NOT TO DISTURB US

 

Yuri: what?! We didnt disturb you guys having a while ago!!!

 

Jessica: WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THAT YURI GOD, LANGUAGE PLEASE. THE READERS ARE HERE

 

Taeyeon: excuse me? We're not the ones who curse at every single chapter

 

Hyoyeon: you cursed the most Jessica!

 

Jessica: well. BLAME SOOYOUNG FOR THAT FOR BEING DUMB

 

Sooyoung: WHY IS IT ON ME NOW

 

Yoona: how do i fix this problem ohmygod

 

Seohyun: by giving them healthy foods

 

Tiffany: Seobaby, you better dont start that topic or Jessi will kill you

 

Yoona: we should atleast have a proper conversation instead of arguing about this, unnies

 

Hyoyeon: the wise is right

 

Hyoyeon: be the bigger person!

 

Sooyoung: are we talking about physically or mentally?

 

Hyoyeon: SHUT UP SOOYOUNG WE KNOW WE'RE TINY GOD DAMMIT

 

Seohyun: you'll probably grow if you-

 

Tiffany: Seohyun u better not

 

Jessica: i swear to god

 

Taeyeon: is it just me or my looks nice

 

Yoona: it's just you

 

Taeyeon: DONT BE ING RUDE TO TAENGDADDY

 

Jessica: WHATS UP WITH YOU AND THIS TAENGDADDY CRAP

 

Taeyeon: havent you heard? Im basically sones daddy now. Im a boyfriend material, also daddy material

 

Tiffany: i lovee my Taengdaddyyyyy

 

Yuri: oh here comes the roleplay

 

Yuri: change the topic! We cant have here!

 

Jessica: i still dont know how we all became friends

 

Seohyun: its a miracle Sica unnie. Fate

 

Sunny: SHUT UP SEOHYU- oh i thought she's going to pin point about health issues again

 

Yoona: well, since we're all here why dont we give our readers something

 

Sooyoung: isnt this enough for a 'something'. We literally fought everytime the dialogue part comes out

 

Yuri: i'll start!

 

Jessica: NOT YOU

 

Tiffany: LET ME START!

 

Jessica: NO

 

Taeyeon: LET TAENGDADDY TEACH YOU HOW ITS DONE

 

Taeyeon: I love butts!

 

Hyoyeon: WE ALREADY KNOW THAT

 

Sooyoung: i love Jessica's s!

 

Jessica: What the Sooyoung?!

 

Sooyoung: with great s comes great responsibility

 

Yuri: i thought you were going to say responsiboobity

 

Jessica: oh lord

 

Taeyeon: responsibiltitty

 

Yoona: unnies….

 

Jessica: Jesus

 

Hyoyeon: seriously those are some of the best puns i've heard

 

Sooyoung: i know right?

 

Sooyoung: ba dum

 

Tiffany: PETITION FOR TIFFANY TO GO FOR IMPLANTS

 

Taeyeon: NO NEED. TAENGDADDY ALREADY LOVE HOW SQUISHY IT IS

 

Seohyun: i should not be influenced… i should not be influenced

 

Jessica: seriously guys watch your languages!

 

Sunny: says the person who curse twenty four seven

 

Tiffany: oh! I got one

 

Jessica: oh my

 

Yoona: what is it unnie?

 

Tiffany: what do you call a bear without ears?

 

Taeyeon: hmm...

 

Hyoyeon: hmm..

 

Sooyoung: hmm… i dont know

 

Tiffany: you call them…B! HAHAHAHAHAH oh im funny

 

Jessica: you're ing unBearable

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Chapter 43: I just can imagine them in one room doing this and it's so chaotic and loud plus there's always something happening in the background 🤣🤣
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Chapter 42: Aww no worries, i myself pretty much understand that people still have lives outside of writing. I hope you're doing good btw. I'm reading this pretty late 😅
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Chapter 39: Ah so this is what it's like with a kid on the equation ksjdjddjskk
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Chapter 36: excuse me why do you have to be this cute and fluff at 6AM?

Oh yeah it's my fault for reading at this time 😅
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Chapter 35: LONG LIVE SOOSICA !!!!!!
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Chapter 34: That's not a good combination. I hope Soo's stomach is okayy
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Chapter 33: This is kinda relatable in a sense 🤣🤣. and congrats on the interview authormim
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Chapter 30: I was like... oohh so it was real??? But the twist 🤣🤣🤣
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Chapter 29: Nah pimple popping videos used to be my guilty pleasure too so don't worry ksksjdjd i've now moved on to cow hooves care. don't ask how i got there 🤣🤣
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Chapter 28: Theyre really at each other's throat huh? HAHAHAH