Jessica’s POV

I received a call from my fellow members saying that Sooyoung was getting out of control after drinking her coffee. Great, just great. Just when I thought I could count on my own friends to take good care of that stupid goofball of mine, and there they are disappointing me as usual. I wonder what kind of antiques my girlfriend did this time.

By the time I entered the café, there I saw few of my fellow members sitting at the most leftmost part of the shop but didn’t see any signs of my girlfriend. Yes, considering that we’re idols, we need some little privacy. I stomped my feet, approaching them with a very pissed off face ready to strangle each and every one of them. Luckily Tiffany prevented me from doing so and Taeyeon started explaining what happened.

“Why did you let her have 2 cups of coffee?!?!?!?!”

I yelled. Considering that Sooyoung’s tolerance for alcohol is a bit low, we tried to control on the alcohol intake. But of course, sometimes that scumbag wouldn’t care and gulped all the alcohols in the world instead. Caffeine also makes Sooyoung really hyper but on this case, it seems pretty serious and that’s what bothers me.

“She said she was sleepy!” Taeyeon exclaimed

“But she’s too hyper! It’s impossible that 2 cups of coffee made her like that!” I said

“Well, um, we kind of put something else in her coffee…..”

Hyoyeon said while fidgeting her fingers with Yuri biting her lower lip beside her

“Hmm…yeah… We did...” Taeyeon answered nervously

“What did you put Kim Taeyeon” I glared

“It wasn’t my idea alone I swear!” she defended

“WHAT. DID. YOU. PUT. KIM. TAEYEON”

“Hmm…..whiskey?”

“WHISKEY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!”

I slammed my hands on the table glaring at the alcoholic members. Jesus why on earth would they do that?!

“WHY?!” I asked

“Well, we thought it could’ve been funny…”Yuri answered

“You guys knew she couldn’t handle alcohol!”

“SHE DID METH JESSICA WHAT MAKES YOU THINK SHE COULDN’T HANDLE THIS-”

Taeyeon’s words got cut off when we heard the café’s kitchen door was slammed open. And dear, there I saw my girlfriend with a very flushed face, red as a tomato, screaming the song Lost Boy into the air

“I AM A LOST GIRL FROM KITCHEN LAND. USUALLY HANGING OUT WITH, FRYING PANNNN”

Save me

Literally she caught almost the whole café’s attention. This is so embarrassing

“Sooyoung!” I yelled

“AND WHEN WE’RE BORED WE’LL COOK CHICKEN STUPID THAT’S WHAT FRYING PANS ARE FOR!”

“Choi Sooyoung!”

When Sooyoung noticed my presence, she ran to me and engulfed me in a tight bear hug

“Let’s run away Wendy!” she said

“Who the is Wendy?!”

“HAVEN’T YOU WATCHED PETER PAN? YOU WERE WITH PETER, WENDY!” Sooyoung reasoned

Dear lord, spare me

“LET’S NEVER GROW UP WENDY! JUST GROW THESE S AND WE’LL BE FINE”

Sooyoung said while groping my s in front of everybody. You heard me, EVERYBODY

“Stop touching me here like that oh my god!”

I pulled Sooyoung and placed her down on the chair right next to Sunny. God, she needs to calm down before making a huge fuss here in this random café. For god sake we’re Girls Generation and I’m pretty sure we’re the headline tomorrow.

I brushed my fingers through my hair and poured a glass of water for Sooyoung to drink. I saw Sooyoung’s scrunched face and her hand was gripping her stomach

“I wanna go to the toilet…” Sooyoung mumbled

“Okay, okay, let’s go” I pulled her up

“My stomach hurts… I think I’m going to poop…”

“I’ll take you okay? Come on”

Glaring at the others, I dragged my idiot girlfriend to the toilet, with her