No One’s POV

The nine members of Girls’ Generation went out to play paintball to release their stress after been working their butts off for the past few weeks. Just when they thought that this game wouldn’t be as messed up as their private lives and hectic schedule, the members’ inner beast were released and so far….

Literally everything is a mess.

“Let’s contact agent Potato”

Sooyoung fished her phone up from her pocket and started scrolling through one of her contacts. Who allowed her to bring her phone into the field you asked? Well, nobody knows. She doesn’t even give a anyway.

“Who on earth is agent Potato?”

Jessica, who is obviously on the same team as Sooyoung, asked. The members were divided into groups of two except one. Taeyeon and Tiffany, Yuri and Yoona, and Sunny,Hyoyeon and Seohyun were on one team. Jessica and Sooyoung were currently hiding behind this huge defense kind of like thing and were currently unaware of the other members’ whereabouts. The only thing they care right now is not to die.

And kill the other teams.

“You’ll see” Sooyoung grinned

Sooyoung placed her phone on her ear while waiting for the other party to pick up. Which the other party did.

“Calling in Milk Chocolate Yul” Sooyoung spoke

“I thought we’re calling this potato crap?” Jessica whispered

“I call who I want to call” Sooyoung replied with an annoyed face

“Don’t you dare give me that look” Jessica warned

Sooyoung then started explaining to Milk Chocolate Yul, also known as Yuri, about their plans on going after the other teams. This could be a great war of a lifetime.

Or so they thought.

“Roger, agent Skeleton” Yuri was heard from the other line

“Good, now-- WHY THE AM I AGENT SKELETON?!” Sooyoung snapped

“BECAUSE YOU’RE SKINN- oh, got to go. Yoong baby needs help. Roger out”

And Yuri hung up on Sooyoung. Sooyoung furrowed her eyebrows and stared at her girlfriend who is clearly very sleepy as she dozed out, head leaning against the wall. Sooyoung shook her girlfriend trying to wake her up.

“Hnng.. what, we won?” Jessica stirred

“We haven’t even started yet with you sleeping peacefully on broad daylight, in an open field, and a crappy weather” Sooyoung snickered

“This was your dumb plan” Jessica rolled her eyes

“I just contacted Yul. We need allies”

Just then they heard sounds of shots that were fired to them as they could feel that the walls that they were hiding slightly moved. Sooyoung peeked to the side and saw Sunny and Hyoyeon with their paintball guns pointed towards them who’s hiding few meters afar.

“Who’s there! Come out and fight!” Sunny screamed

“Geez, what a loud voice. You’re deafening my ears” Hyoyeon rubbed her ears

“Shut up and help me! Shoot!”

They started shooting again. Sooyoung slowly stood up, stupidly trying to make a grand entrance towards the open field.

“I’m Choi. Sooyoung Cho--..”

Shoot shoot shoot.

“What the-- IM DOING A JAMES BOND COMERCIAL YOU STUPID S!”

Sooyoung screamed and fired some paintballs out to the other two shorties who were currently struggling to avoid Sooyoung’s shots. Wobbly, they stood up and used their guns to mark some random line on the ground. A borderline, most likely.

“NO PEASANT SHALL PASS” Hyoyeon screamed

“THIS IS DANSHIN TERITORY!” Sunny continued

Just then another one of their team came

“What about me unnies?!” Seohyun said

“THIS IS DANSHIN PLUS SEOHYUN TERITORY!” Sunny corrected herself

Jessica, who is so done with their loud voices, stood up and fired few shots towards the other three and laughed at her own victory.

“DIE YOU PEOPLE WHO LACK OF PROTEINS!” Jessica yelled

“YOU STUPID FAKE BLONDE!”

Hyoyeon snapped and shot Jessica back which Jessica smartly avoid by squatting down and the paint hit Sooyoung instead. Jessica immediately pulled Sooyoung down to come out with different plans. Jessica got to admit, as dumb as Sooyoung can be, her plans were all pretty excellent and would turn out great in so many unexpected ways.

“Aren’t you going to kiss me?” Sooyoung faced Jessica

“What for?” Jessica furrowed her eyebrows

“I just got hit. At least give me a peck. Your girlfriend is hurt”

“You look like an art right now with all them paint on your face” Jessica said

“Aww--”

“An awful piece of art”

“You know what, I could really shoot you right now. But I remember that I’m a really good girlfriend, so yeah.” Sooyoung rolled her eyes

“Kisses later”

Jessica winked. Jessica slowly peeked through her side and saw the other members coming. The one who’s wearing an armor in bright pink color, with a pink gun, and pink boots is clearly none other than Tiffany Hwang, came with Taeyeon. Currently looking for a victim. Sooyoung who saw this as a chance, quietly shoot Taeyeon from afar which had Taeyeon’s on the ground.

“WHO DARES TO SHOOT THE GREAT KIM TAENGDICKY?!”

Taeyeon yelled and looked around