Loofah
Never Get Enough Of YouIT HAS BEEN EIGHT MONTHS ISH SINCE I UPDATED THIS OMG
here is some very long awaited millionaire matchmaker goodies because this is STILL MY FAVOURITE THING TO EVER EXIST EVER OK
ramble drabble and very bad as always, but i hope you enjoy it because its kaisoo fluff and who doesnt love kaisoo flufffffff???????
keep it cool keep it kaisoo kids
love, tea <33333
You are in the group chat with Kim Jongin, Do Kyungsoo, Park Chanyeol, Byun Baekhyun, Kim Jongdae, Kim Minseok, Wu Yifan, Xi Luhan, Oh Sehun, Kim Junmyeon, Huang Zitao and Zhang Yixing.
Park Chanyeol:
guys guys guys the weirdest thing happened last night
i dreamed i was kyungsoo’s loofah
Kim Jongin:
wtf man stop having loofah dreams about my boyfriend
Kim Jongdae:
i’ve had a weird dream about kyungsoo too.
like once i dreamed i was his bathwater and he was like
sitting in me
.
Kim Jongin:
whAT
Park Chanyeol:
oh yeah and another time
Kim Jongin:
i dont think i want to hear this
Park Chanyeol:
anoTHER TIME i was in the shower and then there was a spider
kyungsoo had to kill it for me
but he saw me
and he had to get to get in the shower with me
Oh Sehun:
i had a weird dream too
like me and kyungsoo were a married couple
and we were in paris
but then like, the eiffel tower broke
and we had to fix it
but we had to get to fix it because we needed our clothes to tie it back together
Kim Jongin:
WHY IS EVERYONE HAVING DREAMS ABOUT BEING WITH MY BOYFRIEND ???????
Xi Luhan:
i haven’t had a dream about being with kyungsoo
Kim Jongin:
well thank goODNESS FOR THAT LUHAN FGS
Xi Luhan:
I’ve actually been with kyungsoo
Park Chanyeol:
wtf whEN?
Xi Luhan:
it was in like sweden or somewhere and they had these baths
you had to be or they wouldn't let you in
so like… i was with kyungsoo
and this really tall blond dude called smorgasbord or something
Kim Jongdae:
wait isn't smorgasbord danish
Xi Luhan:
meh probably
i dont really remember much about him
except that he was really tall and laughed really loud
i mostly just remember kyungsoo being
Kim Jongin:
what sort of goddman nightmare is this??????
when did this all happen I'm so????????????
I HAVE ANOTHER MEETING IN TEN MINUTES AND IM REFUSING TO LEAVE UNTIL I FIND OUT WHY ALL OF YOUR FANTASIES INVOLVE MY BOYFRIEND
Xi Luhan:
well tbf i didn't fantasise
Kim Jongin:
SHUT UP LUHAN YOU ARENT HELPING
Oh Sehun:
did i tell you about that time when hyoyeon said she had a dream about her and kyungsoo doing a rain dance
that was really weird
Kim Jongin:
D’YOU KNOW WHAT IM LEAVING
WHY ARE YOU ALL LIKE THIS
JUST FOR CONFIRMATION DO KYUNGSOO IS MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
SO ALL OF YOU CAN STOP HAVIGN YOUR WWEIRD LITTLE FANTASIES ABOUT HIM BEING OK YOU ARE NEVER GOING TO SEE HIM
Xi Luhan:
already seen him son
Byun Baekhyun:
didn't soo get drunk once and semi on yixing?
Zhang Yixing:
HE SURE DID
i remember it well
kyungsoo has really nice pecs btw jongin
Kim Jongin:
I HATE YOU ALL
I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
GO AWAY
IM REALLY UPSET RN I CANT EVEN
I LOVE KYUNGSOO
GO AWAY
ALL OF YOU
GET UR SMELLY HANDS OFF HIM
M I N E
kyungsoo isn't a possession of course he is a free man and as a testament to my love and affection i will always allow him to make his own choices as part of the stable and loving relationship we share
BUT OTHERWISE NO ONE IS EVEN ALLOWED TO ING LOOK AT HIM OK YOU ERTED FREAKS OMG
Kim Jongin has left the chat.
Oh Sehun:
WE DID IT GUYS
WE FINALLY BROKE JONGIN
***
Kyungsoo returns home later in the evening to find a very sulky, babyish Kim Jongin.
“Sooooooo,” Jongin whines, dragging Kyungsoo down on the sofa to cuddle him. “Soo… you still love me, right?”
Kyungsoo smirks into Jongin’s collarbone before schooling his face into confusion as he pulls back to look at the younger. “Of course I do. What’s brought this on?”
Jongin pouts at him grumpily. “Don’t give me that innocent act. You know.”
A smirk blooms across Kyungsoo’s face. He smiles and leans forward to softly kiss away Jongin’s pout. “I do know. You’re being very silly, as usual.”
Jongin sighs.
Kyungsoo rolls his eyes as he nestles back down onto his boyfriends chest. “They’re only doing it to wind you up.”
“It’s working.”
“I know it is. But you shouldn’t let them upset you. I’m certain 90% of those stories were made up anyway.”
“Was Luhan’s?”
Kyungsoo is quiet for a moment. “No. That did actually happen. I’ll have you know it was many, many moons before I met you, and I was entirely mortified. I spent most of the time trying to hide my dignity, unlike Luhan and Ikea or whatever he was called, who seemed most content in letting it all… flop out.” Kyungsoo shudders visibly.
“Oh.” Jongin says, mood brightening a little. “What about the Yixing one?”
“Oh god.” Kyungsoo mumbles, stuffing his head into the crook of Jongin’s neck. “We are not talking about that.” He says, although it comes out muffled.
“Wait so that one was true?!” Jongin gasps.
“We are not talking about that awful time in my life. Ok? I’m sure Jongdae will be plenty happy enough to give you the salacious details.”
“No no no, Jongdae will make stuff up to make me angry. What happened?” Jongin is trying to stay cool, but Kyungsoo can hear the slight strain in his voice.
Picking his head up, Kyungsoo looks Jongin in the eye. “We weren’t together when it happened, but I did… know you. When I did I was very very drunk and I er… erm…”
“And you?” Jongin says, hands gripping just a little too tightly round Kyungsoo’s waist.
Kyungsoo blushes a deep red. He claps his hands over his eyes before blurting out “I said I wished it was you.”
“What?”
“We were at a party, and I sort of knew you then and I… because Yixing dances too I was all ‘oh I wish this was Jongin’ and ‘If this were Jongin I’d…’ yeah. It’s on video as well because Baekhyun is a .”
Jongin looks half pissed but half extremely happy. “Damn I wanna see that.”
Kyungsoo smacks him softly on the chest. “Stop.”
“I mean hell I wanna see you lap dancing just maybe not on… Yixing. Ew.”
“I’ll give you a private show sometime.”
“Now?”
“Now’s as good a time as any.” Kyungsoo smirks.
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