Zhang Yixing is, indisputably, a tremendous idiot, but Oh Sanga decides to keep him around if only to have a front row seat to his one-man comedy show.   AKA the epistolary Twitter!AU nobody asked for and nobody needed except for me.

“You need to stop hating Chanyeol.  The hatred is unfounded; he’s actually pretty chill.” “Chill?  Chanyeol has no chill.  He doesn’t even have Netflix.”   Hyejin’s life is one big cosmic joke.  The worst part is that no one else finds it as funny as she does.  However (and there is always a however), some misfortunes are more painful than others.  All it takes is one dead bird, a

hwat happen when ur parents arrange marriage 2 gehy guy ?

He was mostly tart and a little sweet; she was goosebumps and a color scheme.     The summer Haeun turns twelve and Baekhyun thirteen is full of even more bickering than usual.  Despite being best friends and partners in crime, they are essentially a teeter-totter which not even a monkey-wrench can halt.  And perhaps the only way to transform their contrasting traits i