the tittle is a physics pick up line and really does not have anything to do with the fic :DDD    enjoy :)

Jongdae is the queen bee on campus. Junmyeon has a strange habit. Chanyeol is a musical troll. And Sehun just don't give a f.

Jongdae makes phones calls from the boy's bathroom. Junmyeon has a thing for running away. Chanyeol is studying to become a pastor??? Sequel to Stress Reduction - Bang Head Here. Rating: PG (for mild alcohol usage)

I am not sorry.   *This is my own work and I want to be notified if it is similar to any other stories so I can... you know, do something about it. *I obviously don't own EXO or any K-Pop idols mentioned in my fanfictions.

Even though everyone knows how perfect and beautiful Kim Jong-dae’s voice is, he stopped singing because of some stupid fans. But never underestimate a leader and his hidden talents.

Baekhyun works at a Smoothie King right by the shore and it's perfect because he loves the sun and sea's slaty smell. He always manages to convince Chanyeol to come with him (promises him smoothies and hot babes), while Jongin and Sehun willingly tag along because the waves are amazing and this is the best time to surf. Kyungsoo is always the hardes to get going, but he hasn't learned to say no to Jongin's stupidly attractive face so he ends up getting dragged with them anyways. Baekh

      Three months ago, Jongdae was found hanged to death inside his room, bringing loss and agony in the family. His friends and brother, Jongin, at the elite Haegwam High School. Jongin shared a lot of secrets with his deceased brother, dirty secrets that could si

Byun Baekhyun is a fanboy. Park Chanyeol is the idol. Kris Wu is the hot CEO. Zhang Yixing is the hopeless romantic secretary of the hot CEO. Minseok works overseas. Luhan is the emotional tourist. Kyungsoo is the intern. Jongin is the ex-boyfriend of the intern. Junmyeon is a . And Jongdae saves the day.  All their lives will change in just one day.     P.S. Based on the Filipino movie 24/7 In Love. except it's for New Year's Day. With a few twists. YEHE

My side of story, which is your side of story. The story that only both of us knew. Among these people in this very school, something happened and it is between us.

Time didn't wait for late train passengers, just like how Junmyeon had left before Jongdae could even utter a thing. Because time can stop in a heartbeat, and can continue a second later.

Best friends let each other live in their closets, right?

There’s a huge rip in the sky, the universe is crumbling, and it’s all Zitao’s fault. Just in time for Christmas.

“Violación del código 1,3 y 6. Sin registros , Fuera durante el toque de queda e Intromición a un área restringida.” El androide murmuró alto, su voz robótica haciendo eco debido a la soledad de aquél lugar, haciendo estremecer al menor. Jamás en su vida había visto algo así,

Jongin was the school's tease. He was the outcast or a center of some big joke he never knew about. Is it sad that he dreams of flying away ?  Everyone seemed to mess with his feelings and he just feels like nothing. He wants to be someone. Not wanting to get hurt anymore he transfers. Turns out transfering was the best thing he could do when he met Sehun. The pretty silent boy.        

is planning a christmas party really this hard? (read foreword.)

Life in the prestigious SMXO Academy is about to change. Secrets are revealed. Lives are taken. The 'Real' stories of twelve individuals are to be told as their own pandora boxes were opened one by one.  Not everything you see is REAL.  ==========================================================================================================================   Title:  THE UNREA

Jongdae could've focused on his game if it wasnt for the girl sitting next to him, playing Warcraft.       I think crush is the perfect word to describe it, too, because it simultaneously means "to have a brief infatuation with someone unattainable and to be violently squashed." - Elna Baker  

Afterall it was indeed seven minutes in heaven.

Firstly, can I just say that the authors at Lifejournal are so jjang and their writings are so good! Im really picky when it comes to reading fanfics, like i just want to read something good and will drown me in all the feels.

12 guys question why they're working at a mall during christmas time with ridiculous jobs.  

Hi Readers,      Well, this is my first time writing a story, so it may not be very good, and it will be dull with no images. The foreword is very short but I hope my story will turn out interesting :D So I hope you guys would enjoy and pls subscribe and upvote this story if it is appealing to you!! Gomawo ;)) Oh and sorry to previous readers that read when I stopped at chapter 3, but I decided to twist the story, s

Steps for two by two.

Title: Of stolen kisses and drizzling rain. Rating: G

Jongdae doesn't think he deserves any of the rewards they get. Aka I was having Jongdae feels

A series of stand alone stories of Kim Joonmyeon and Kim Jongdae.

Twelve completely different people get involved in a tangled strings of destiny  

  Not even five minutes into his drive to work, his phone rang.   Hmm? An unregistered number. I wonder who this could be?   Junmyeon had set his phone into car mode earlier, and had attached it to the dashboard. He connected his earphones to the mobile device and swiped the green telephone icon.

Jongdae loves his boyfriend, but when he agrees to catsit while Joonmyun goes away on a business trip for a few days, he discovers that love does not include his cat. Humor. Jundae.   Title: Catsitting Pairing(s): Suho/Chen (Joonmyun/Jongdae) Rating: PG Word Count: 2122 Disclaimer: I don't own the boys.

 Suho is one of 'those people'. The ones who look good but not good enough, are smart but not quite smart enough, want to believe but don't have enough faith. Yes, he is one of those who always blend into the background and disappear into nothingness because he knows that he is a jack of all trades,master of none, and simply too plain, too painfully normal to be noticed. He would have gone on believing his entire life, if he hadn't met Kim Jongdae under some strange circum

The one thing jongdae hates the most is strangers. He'd prefer to stick to his group of close-knit friends forever. But when an unexpected situation throws

The distance is breaking him. All he wants is to be able to touch him. To hold him. Even just to speak with him. But even that is too much to ask.    Sorry to anyone that wanted an update to Living and Loving. I haven't been feeling to good in the past couple of days and I really wanted to get these feelings away. So this drabble/onesho

Taking things as it comes, Minseok finds his final year in high school taking a big turn from his boring social life. Being the diligent student he always was, he never thought to ever find himself in this postion.   "Ahhh Minseokkie"  

1,2,3...           all the pain has disappeared                                         1,2,3...  

      A  stubborn Jongdae causes him and Junmyeon to end up in a car accident, and when Junmyeon wakes up, he doesn't remember Jongdae anymore. To the eyes of the majority, shouldn't it be the one who was forgotten that tries his luck for the man of his life to remember him? But no. Kim Jongdae is too fabulous for that. Junmyeon d

Jongdae has been in wheelchair ever since a car accident that changed his life. His love for photography led him to a meeting with his long time crush, Kim Joonmyeon, in a surprising turn of events.

Joonmyun made instagram his diary about his 'unrequited' love.