it's only illegal if we get caught

Description

Jeon Jungkook thought he lived a pretty decent life until he had the misfortune of accidentally ruining one of Hoseok and Yoongi’s drug deals, looking at Seokjin (and therefore Namjoon) the wrong way, and activating Taehyung’s easily excitable nature—which resulted in the older man setting the stranger’s hair on fire before shooting him in a panic. So now he’s been taken in by a gang of wannabe thugs called “Bangtan” as their getaway driver (even though he only has his learner’s permit) to make up for the hospital bills they had to pay for him. Jimin was at the base washing the dishes during the incident, so he totally missed out; all he knows is that he has some hot new eye candy that probably won’t want to him back, but eh, it’s worth a shot.

 

            

actual lost boy | criminal mastermind | drug overlord | self-proclaimed leader | unproblematic fave | trigger-happy pyromaniac | getaway driver

Foreword

" you guys," Jungkook glares. "This is literally the worst crime syndicate in the entire world and I can't believe that I have to actually be a part of it."

Yoongi glances at the younger boy collapsed on the garage floor with only vague interest. "No, man,  you. We can't make a profit with a driver that doesn't know the difference between forward and reverse. Thanks for nothing, asswipe."

"Who the still drives stick shift?" the brunet fires back in incredulity.

Jimin still isn't entirely sure what's happening, but he knows that he's a lover—not a fighter.

"I'll anyone, really."

The other two boys don't even know how to respond.


a/n: So I’ve basically thrown myself into the hell that is Bangtan and I don’t think I want out, LOL. This is going to be a one-shot collection of the gangster-au described above where basically everything goes. Despite what the description might imply, there aren’t any solid pairings in this since I’m still kind of new to BTS and everything for me is about the glorious ot7 right now, so it’s probably going to have a bit of everything. If I see or hear anything that inspires me though, it’ll probably make it’s way into the story, but nothing’s set in stone.

Comments are super appreciated! They motivate me to write, haha

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thank you so much to aleric at the petite cafe for the lovely poster!

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Hephaistos
#1
Bruh

When iz u add new chapter

I need to see this happen ;_;
aeterniti
#2
yesyesyesyesyesYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

hahaha but honestly but the title's philosophy is definitely not recommendable hahahahhaha
oh baby jungkook's the driver ehehehe :3
totally looking forward to this much-needed crack in my life.

i feel like this will take "closet friends" to a whole new level yayyyyy