Kim Mingyu doesn’t doubt for a second that he’s the slickest person alive, but for some reason, just breathing the same air as Jeon Wonwoo is enough to make him want to fling himself into the sun. He figures that his best bet is to ask Soonyoung and Seokmin to help him fix this problem even though he knows that it’s probably a bad idea.

That bad idea becomes a whole lot worse when Seokmin bails because he’s “sick” (even though everyone knows that it’s just because he’s rewatching Naruto and got to the part where Sasuke leaves the village) and Seungkwan declares himself replacement.

“Wait, wait, wait. What do you mean when you say that I was your second choice?”

“Um, I definitely never said that?” Seungkwan almost looks relieved until Mingyu decides to finish the thought. “My second choice was literally anyone but you because you have absolutely zero game.”

Everyone else knows that even the vaguest insult directed against Seungkwan is enough to trigger him, so no one’s really surprise when the younger boy tackles Mingyu to the ground while screaming like a she-demon.