When Myungsoo decided to reads fanfiction and acts stupid,. Again,….. =,=

This story is from Sungjong point of view. Yeah,. Because I feel unfair to Infinite dearest maknae Sungjongie.

Loving U~~ U~~ na eotteokhae what should I do?

Jojeori andwae nae mam gojang nabeorin heart jeongsin mot charil mankeum

Boy I’m falling in love with U~~~

BAMM!!!

Ugh,. No matter how much I like Sistar, I really hate it when it rings every morning. What time is it,? Why is it like I just sleep for a few minutes,??

“5am,???” ,.. “Sungyeol hyung you better run or I’ll kill you in your sleep,..” I growl loudly. That overgrown choding just have to prank me,. Again,?? Why him,? Of course, in this dorm, only he had that ability to hack others phone no matter how complicated the password is. I had change my password in like perhaps 1000 times already.. And no matter how hectic our schedule is, I never set my alarm at 5 freaking am because that’s what Sunggyu hyung are for. Tchh…  

You see, we get home at 3.30 am. And I barely sleep for 2 hours.!! my life. Sungyeol hyung should thank to every God in every belief because we’ll have a free day tomorrow or I’ll really kill him for sure. I cursed Yeol hyung while dragging my half-sleep self to kitchen. I better eat a little, refresh myself, and sleep for the entire day. Yeah,. hahahaha ..

‘Oh wait,. What’s that,??’ I froze, from my heavy eyelids, I can see a silhouette of someone,? Sit on the couch. Is it really someone,?? Oho,. If you’re a ghost, you’re wrong if you think I’ll be afraid of you…

Scouted closer to the couch, I had this faith in myself. I can do it. Yes, you’ll die again ghost.. Muhahaha!!! *cue dark background and cliché thunder in anime*

Three more steps…

Two more….

One more…………….

“Gahhhh,!!!!!”

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“Did he answer his phone?” Sunggyu hyung asked me for the nth time. I can just shake my head. That choding hyung of mine, always do this. I wouldn’t even care if not for Myungsoo hyung. He’s been like that since I found him this morning.

~Flashback~

“Gahhhh,!!!!!”

Nope. It wasn’t me who shout. I just startled. Yeah right. I would never admit it forever. But it wasn’t my fault though. It’s Myungsoo hyung’s fault. Right, why would he sit in the dark like a zombie anyway? And why doesn’t he react. Does he even flinch when I shout? Damn, my mouth. I mean, does he even react when I startle before?

“Hyung..”

“……”

“Myungsoo hyung…”

“…………..”

Now, that’s really hit my nerve. I mean, hello.. Who would ignore me anyway? That’s just so unacceptable. Bracing myself, I shake him the way I usually shake my lovely teddy bear. The one that I always shake with loves (whenever I remember Sunggyu hyung). Well, you know what I mean. Myungsoo hyung look at me with his most innocent look. I felt like killing someone ~~ (internal scream)

“Myungsoo hyung.. What are you doing here?” I asked gently. Yes, I’m a gentle person ok…

“I am..” he stop. “Sungyeol..” he blink his eyes rapidly. Wait.. Is that tears?

 “Jongie.. Do you see Yeol? I couldn’t find him.. Is he leaving me? Did he hate me?”

Pshh.. I should see this coming. I mean Myungsoo hyung will always go psycho whenever it includes Sungyeol hyung and abandoned cat.

“Nope.. I don’t hyung.. Bet he just…….”

My word was stopped when Myungsoo hyung launched and cry like a kid on my shoulder. When I say cry like a kid, it because it includes droll---- and snot… Why my morning starts like this?? Why oh why???  Just kill me already…

~END OF FLASHBACK~

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“He hate me.. He hate me not.. He hate me.. He hate me not.. He hates me….”

I feel like banging my head on the kitchen counter, or bathroom wall, or anywhere that might make me completely lost my conscious for this whole day. I just want to rest dammit. Where is Sungyeol hyung for God sake? We couldn’t reach him. He off his phone, that spawn of choding. Myungsoo hyung is still having his mental breakdown. I pity the flower that the fans give us. Dongwoo hyung almost give up calming him. Hoya hyung is going out. He says something about dance practice. That sly hyung, I know he’s going to sleep somewhere. Woohyun hyung is sitting beside Myungsoo hyung. chanting ‘He love me.. He love me not..’ for each petal that Myungsoo hyung plucks as Sunggyu hyung said they couldn’t go out for a date because Myungsoo hyung condition is like that. ‘Like that’ as in crazy- sick- lover boy.

“He hate me!!!!”

“He love me not!!!!”

, they’re at it again. I’m gonna flee some----

“Sungjong.. Go out and get some flower. I guess the fans are already outside.”

Sigh.. It’s me again. You’ll really get it Sungyeol hyung…

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“Bipp..”

That caught Myungsoo hyung attention. He scampered to look for his black phone. On his black bedsheet. Ah-ha.. And he just tossed it backwards if I’m not mistaken.  Well, good luck for that then.

About ten minutes later, a loud ‘YEAHH!!’ can be heard. I dared myself to peek on Myungsoo hyung and saw him read something on his phone seriously. Ok, so I don’t think that was Sungyeol hyung and suddenly I feels chill run through my body. Oh, guess that just my stomach. Speaking about stomach, I need toilet..

“What?? NOO~~~” and seconds later, few loud footsteps can be heard heading to Myungyeol room. Guess the hyungs heard the whale like wailed then. Good, more time for me then…

“Wha—What??” in front of me, there is a grown up man, clutching his heard and rocking his body back and front. And to think that he had perhaps more than 100000 fans around the world.

“What the hell Myungsoo hyung?? What are you doing in front of the toilet?” yeah, when I said in front of me, that mean in front of me who is just heading out from the toilet.

“Sungyeol and Kris.. They’re not— They don’t have anything going on right? Sungyeol isn’t going to cheat on me, right??”

Wait, what?? This is new..

“Of course not, hyung. He don’t even know him I guess since all he know exist is you. And where did you get this idea from?” I GENTLY asked while guiding my favourite hyung to the hall. Seriously, I AM A GENTLE PERSON!

“The fanfic,,,,”

Ahah.. I knew it. What do I even thinking? Of course the fic. God, seriously. What did I do in my previous life? Did I kill a whole country or what?

“Hyung seriously, that’s just a fic..”

“No.. It isn’t. I can feel it. The author even make me realise that Kris and Sungyeol have so many similarities you’re going to have goose bumps. They even have similar features and their face and you know people say identical faces are actually meant for each other (well, I don’t really sure about it but in Malaysia, we kinda says that).”

He’s tearing.. He’s gonna lose it. I’m gonna crept slowly and ask for help since he’s not looking. Slowly, slowly and--- crap, he’s moving.

“He’s gonna realise that I’m no good. Seriously, I even ship Sungyeol with Kris in that fic because obviously Kris love him more than I did. In that fic I mean, in real life, I believe I’m the one who love him more than anyone else.”

Right, of course hyung. I guess even Mama Lee love towards Sungyeol lost to yours.

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There goes my precious an hour. Spend just to hear my ears off of Myungsoo hyung talk about the fanfic. I gonna admit it have a good storyline. Gotta check it later. But at this point, I really need to save myself. I need relax. Seriously, Sunggyu hung had actually given up and drag Woohyun hyung away. He leaved a note saying that he’ll call me hyung for an entire day if I solve this issue. That pity hyung, must be stressed over Myungyeol problem and his boyfriend had been clinging on his leg since the flower supply run off. And  Dongwoo hyung, geez, that hyung had been actually sleeping. Like hell if all those chaos can disturb his sleep. I bet he even sleep better from all the chaos. Can’t he like help a little? Or at least act as if he wanted to help.. Sheeshh.

Myungsoo hyung is still the same. He’s taking picture of his bed sheet.  Something about the colour calmed him or so.

“Hey.. Yeah, whoever you are, I guess I cannot pick up the phone. So, just leave your voice mail. I’ll call if I have the time. By the way my number is 0---”

Yeah, I know your number. FU----

Fuhh.. Breathe in, breathe out.. I had to keep my composure. Yeahh.  

And congratulation to myself for breaking the record for calling someone in like what 57 times? Or is it 75?? I don’t even know.

I swear on the name of lemon candy, if you didn’t pick up the phone, I Lee Sungjong will cut off your 5^th limb Sungyeol hyung…

The song that I recognise as the one Dongwoo hyung dance in Infinite collaboration with Exo rings for the nth times. I swear I can sing it perfectly now. (That song is beautiful. Go check it out guys. It’s Tje Austin- Right For You if I’m not mistaken #shameless promotion#). Maybe I’ll have to sharpen my knife then. Hahahaha

“Hello…”

“Hello.. Sungyeol hyung??”

“Ohh..” there’s a sound of giggle and chatter before a familiar voice greet me.

“Jongie?? Oh, sorry,. i just get my phone back? Why do I have like 153 missed calls? Anything happen there??”

Sungyeol’s hyung voice full of innocence it freaking hurtssssss.

“You happen hyung..”

“What??”

“You happen to cause chaos despite not being here.”

“Ohh..??”

“Ohh indeed hyung.. You better come home and have LEGIT reason to tell to your mentally breakdown boyfriend or say goodbye to your 5^th limb.”

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“Sungyeol~~~”

Myungsoo hyung ran? Bolted? Transported? Towards Sungyeol’s hyung side. Then hug the daylight of the taller.

“Where are you going? When did you get out? Why don’t you tell me? Why don’t you pick up my call. I’m worried.”

Worried, my . Excuse me, you’re being delusional. Actually you’re losing your mind Myungsoo hyung .

“Sorry Myung myung.. I’m going to Exo dorm. Kris---“

I swear I saw Myungsoo hyung flinch hearing the name.

“Kris??” he timidly ask.

“Yeah,, Kris literally drag me there. I had told you yesterday, guess you just don’t hear me. He needed me to help him prepare his date with Chanyeol. Something about didn’t want to lose to Baekhyun or something. I mean why everyone had to be gay?” Sungyeol hyung laughed. He dared to laugh and look that innocent. Wait,  He IS innocent!!

So, this mean Myungsoo hyung.. He is the culprit.. What??

“So, he like Chanyeol??”

“So much it’s so obvious. He even call me Sung sung cause Yeollie is specially reserved for Chanyeol. What type of nick name is that even? Sung sung.. Haha..”

“Yeah..” Myungsoo hyung then laughed.

 He effin laughed. After all he did... My precious time,, Woogyu date and Yadong supposed to be date.. He ruined it just because he don’t hear Sugyeol hyung telled him before…

And now he laughed like a freaking high school girl being asked out by his crush.

AS. IF. HE. DIDN’T. WEPT. AROUND. JUST. A. FEW. HOURS. AGO..

There, I even use caps lock with period sign. He is hopeless seriously. I swear I’m gonna—

“Hey, you know? I find a funny fic about you and Kris. It’s just so cliché and our Myungyeol fic is better..”

Yeah.. That’s it.. I gave up… I’ll just get in my room and be in there for maybe FOREVER.. Remind me to put up the sign ‘Myungyeol is not allowed’.