Where's The Murder?

Description

Lately someone has been targeting the Exo Police. Three cops are already dead. Can the rest of the police find the murderer? Or is it too late?

Foreword

I was bored out of my mind in my government class, and this delightful midget was born. It's short and sweet (haha kind of) and completely the product of my screwed up brain. 

#sorrynotsorry

Jay

[and yes, I was too lazy to try to fit all of exo in there (there's so many of them and this story is only 279 words long) so if I left out your husband, I'm sorry. He'll show up in one of my stories eventually. :) ]

[and now I'm adding stuff, so I'm pretty sure all of exo will show up eventually. Let me know if I forgot anyone!]

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Ally950414
#1
Chapter 1: I highly applaud Ksoo as the murder. I kinda wish we'd get more. Is Bakehyun drowned/gonna get in a toilet bowl? Please say yes.
I was so sad to see Yifan stabbed first and poor Tao was stranged by a teddy bear.. I have this feeling the whole Exo force is stupid and kinda deserved it anyway
marieah
#2
Chapter 3: Chanyeolish! LOL....
but i totally get Soo(. from one short person 2 another's POV)
ur kind of boredom is quite entertaining, at least 2 me.
senpai-ssi
#3
Chapter 3: I'm screaming omg I close to tears
spamalot
#4
Chapter 3: lel. I like this.
HappyPistachio
#5
Chapter 3: Hey-O,
LOL, that poem.
Masterpiece I'm telling you right there.
D.O is so sarcastic, I love him.

Thanks for adding a laugh to an otherwise tiring day. ^^
HappyPistachio
#6
Chapter 2: I would very much like to see our devilish D.O off murdering people.
I will now wait patiently for more crack.
(the irony, a murderer working in the police station.)
HappyPistachio
#7
Chapter 1: SATANSOO.
Of course Satansoo was behind this.
Loved the last line by the way.
Definitely something he would say LOL.
Also, I did not miss Sehun coming out of a closet. Nice ;)
ondasfirstwife
#8
Chapter 2: WHOAAAAAAAAAA !!!! I'M NOT SUPRISED XD
zcrystalemerald
#9
Chapter 1: interesting, hilarious yet serious. I recommend [and would love] if you actually wrote this as a non-crack crime/mystery fanfic