Mission Impossible: Being EXO's Bodyguard
Description
"I spent ten years training martial arts in the secret service... To protect these 12 losers from what, hormonal adolescents and bright camera flashes!?" Shim Minje is the spunkiest and toughest girl of the teenage secret service in South Korea. So when the president of the secret service announces she'll be getting the toughest challenge the secret service has ever received for her first official assignment, she expects nothing but guns, top-secret red-tape trans-border missions. But, nope, she's going to be... EXO's bodyguard. 24/7 on standby, escorting the members at all times when they are outside of the dorm, not a single strand of their hair must be harmed.
Like with any other assignment, there will be rules. And like with all rules, there will be a penalty to pay if any is broken.
And in the Secret Service, you pay with your life.
#1.Do not leave them at any one time - make sure you keep track of all 12 members' schedule, as you will be accountable for any absence or deviation from the schedule. It doesn't mean that since you're a girl, you have to give them personal space. Don't. Watch out for the Beagle line - they will find any ways or means to escape you. Minje: Bring it on, I have no shame... Oh wait, shouldn't you double my freaking pay then!? AREN'T I A MANAGER AND BODYGUARD BOTH NOW!? And who is the Beagle link? Are they dogs? I thought they were wolves... Nevermind.
#2 Do not fall in love with any single member (According to Lee Soo Man, every girl's ideal type is 1 of the 12 members.) Minje: I'm aual, remember? Nah jk but they're skinnier than grasshoppers. They probably can't survive a night out in the wilderness. My ideal type is the rugged and wild type... And I don't consider hip-ing and kiss-blowing a physically arduous life-threatening activity.
#3 Rule 2 is the hardest of all. Minje: Is this a challenge? Pffft, #1 is way harder...
Minje: I can't believe this. This is no kick at all. I'm going to bring shame on my lineage. These pretty boys don't even need any protection... If they're real men, they can handle it themselves!!!!!!!
But I will do it, for President Kang, because he believed I could, for the pride of the Secret Service.
Author's note:
I should totally not be attempting a new fic when I have so many ongoing ones, but I have a reader request to do a fic with all EXO members in it and I came up with this hilarious idea, so why not right? Dear subbies please don't get angry with me and wait patiently for my updates! ^^ Love you all xoxo
Foreword
"EXO's safety is at stake. We need 24/7 protection and security against saseang fans. Manager-hyung can't handle it anymore and all our bodyguards have turned violent against fangirls, we need someone right for the job! Someone skilful, sharp and diplomatic who has the most determination and patience." - Lee Soo Man, SM Chairman
"We know just the right person for you. But there's a catch." -Kang Jikwon, Presidential Secret Service President
"At any price."
"She's a girl."
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Shim Minje ain't your typical girl.
She's proficiently trained in five different marital arts, fluent in ten languages and can survive with her bare hands in the wild as proven in her secret service training. She's not just secret service elite, she's also the only girl to be in the task force to accept official assignments when she becomes 21.
No-nonsense, tough and sassy, all she dreams about is being of use to her country with her skills and talent, such as being involved in drug raid missions or being the prime minister's personal secret service agent.
So when the president of the secret service task force approaches her with the toughest challenge that's tied to the biggest pay cheque the task force has ever seen, even before knowing about the details,
"Yes, I'll do it!"
The four words that changed her life completely.
"You'll be EXO's bodyguard."
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