8th Vomit

I'm your Soulmate (FACEBOOK CHAT)

chenonymous69: hey!
chenonymous69: giant!

bunxiuminbun: huh!

chenonymous69: ehehhehe

bunxiuminbun: you already read it?

chenonymous69: yah yah yah!

bunxiuminbun: but….

chenonymous69: but you didn’t see me having sore eyes in school huhu
chenonymous69: hahahhahha
chenonymous69: I’m so good!

bunxiuminbun: whatever

chenonymous69: I even cried myself to sleep
chenonymous69: but you didn’t notice

bunxiuminbun: stingy
bunxiuminbun: or maybe you’re not my classmate

chenonymous69: okay
chenonymous69: I’m giving you a clue
chenonymous69: since sooner or later, you’ll know the real me

bunxiuminbun: why don’t you just tell me already?
bunxiuminbun: stop playing hide and seek

chenonymous69: I’m not playing hide and seek
chenonymous69: I’m not hiding, but then you’re seeking for me
chenonymous69: okay, that’s sweet
chenonymous69: KYAAAAA!

bunxiuminbun: OTL
bunxiuminbun: I don’t know what to do with you

chenonymous69: BJ!!

bunxiuminbun: huh

chenonymous69: ehehheheh
chenonymous69: so I guess you didn’t get it

bunxiuminbun: you

chenonymous69: okay you did
chenonymous69: want to do it?

bunxiuminbun: yourself

chenonymous69: awww
chenonymous69: you didn’t want
chenonymous69: But I want you
chenonymous69: to do me

bunxiuminbun: ewwww
bunxiuminbun: just ewww
bunxiuminbun: get lost
bunxiuminbun: with your stupid and erted thoughts!

chenonymous69: hahahhaha
chenonymous69: okay okay
chenonymous69: here’s the clue
chenonymous69: I’m one of your classmates!

bunxiuminbun: really?
bunxiuminbun: tell me things that would prove that!

chenonymous69: okay… you know Bobby?

bunxiuminbun: heh what about him?

chenonymous69: you know what, his teeth are like Spongebob’s


bunxiuminbun: omona
bunxiuminbun: HAHAHHAHHAHAHHA

chenonymous69: or Bugs Bunny

bunxiuminbun: HAHAHAAHHAHA

chenonymous69: right? but you know
chenonymous69: he has abs like oh my gosh

bunxiuminbun: and now you’re dreaming of him

chenonymous69: but I can’t imagine Spongebob having abs
chenonymous69: oh my gosh
chenonymous69: have you seen the movie wherein Spongebob is so macho and what the is with that movie, but it's nice!! Hahahhaha

bunxiuminbun: I haven’t seen it

chenonymous69: oh
chenonymous69: okay
chenonymous69: then let’s get to the next one

bunxiuminbun: I’m reading

chenonymous69: uhm…
chenonymous69: you know Dongwoo

bunxiuminbun: what about him

chenonymous69: the one who have pouty lips

bunxiuminbun: yeah ahahha

chenonymous69: his mouth is really wide!


chenonymous69: I think he’s the one who ate titanic
chenonymous69: I don’t know but I see him… like pitcher plants or the like just because of his mouth

bunxiuminbun: HAHAHAHAHA

chenonymous69: right? It’s the same with Niel’s

bunxiuminbun: but Niel’s are smaller

chenonymous69: yeah but I really like Niel since he’s cute and such

bunxiuminbun: so you have your crush

chenonymous69: but you’re the one I love
chenonymous69: Kyaaaa!
chenonymous69: calm your feels

bunxiuminbun: you should tell yourself that

chenonymous69: I’m continuing
chenonymous69: but hey
chenonymous69: do you know Song Minho?

bunxiuminbun: he’s in another class

chenonymous69: but he’s so hot and cute and handsome and everything!

bunxiuminbun: you like him

chenonymous69: No, he got those from me

bunxiuminbun: urgh

chenonymous69: then uhm… let’s get to the next one
chenonymous69: you know Kris?
chenonymous69: Kris Wu Fan

bunxiuminbun: No, He’s Yi Fan

chenonymous69: I heard he’s also Kevin Wu

bunxiuminbun: huh? I didn’t know that!

chenonymous69: or Kris Wu only, no Fan?

bunxiuminbun: It has Fan, but it’s Yi Fan

chenonymous69: huh? Kris Wu Yi Fan?

bunxiuminbun: I think?

chenonymous69: No!
chenonymous69: he has too many names! While Luhan only had Xi Luhan. Two words! Urgh!
chenonymous69: oh my gosh, whatever
chenonymous69: he has many names! And I don’t know why!
chenonymous69: but then you know, his engrish and chin bother me so much

bunxiuminbun: HAHAHAHAHA

chenonymous69: well, you know, you’re a bun
chenonymous69: and sometimes you look like a squirrel

bunxiuminbun: I don’t know if that’s a compliment

chenonymous69: it is, you’re like Theodore in Alvin and the Chipmunks

bunxiuminbun: ….

chenonymous69: but you know Jung Hoseok

bunxiuminbun: yeah, my classmate, J-Hope

chenonymous69: yeah, he also looks like a squirrel


chenonymous69: he’s like Kim TaeYang… I mean Jenissi


bunxiuminbun: oh… yeah Hahahhhaa

chenonymous69: well they really are cute and mature

bunxiuminbun: yeah, they’re responsible people and fun to be with

chenonymous69: and they learned that from me

bunxiuminbun: urgh

chenonymous69: oh hey, but you know Xero?!!

bunxiuminbun: yeah why?

chenonymous69: and Luhan?!!

bunxiuminbun: mmmm.

chenonymous69: Oh my gosh, are they brothers?

bunxiuminbun: Oh… you’re right
bunxiuminbun: they really look alike!

chenonymous69: hell yeah!

bunxiuminbun: Kim Taehyung

chenonymous69: oh the alien and his 4d charms

bunxiuminbun: yeah, he’s cute

chenonymous69: but you know, he’s stupid
chenonymous69: I remember that he broke a bowl
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bunxiuminbun: really?!

chenonymous69: yeah! and keep this a secret

bunxiuminbun: which?

chenonymous69: from Taekwoon

bunxiuminbun: oh, Leo

chenonymous69: yeah, cause I’m scared of him
chenonymous69: he’s like he’s always ready to murder anyone who judges him

bunxiuminbun: but he’s fun to be with!

chenonymous69: ehhh?

bunxiuminbun: he’s really kind. much like N hyung

chenonymous69: Really. you’re close with their group

bunxiuminbun: I guess. But they’re kind and funny

chenonymous69: I’m more scared of Leo than Tao, you know
chenonymous69: but you know Sangdo

bunxiuminbun: why are you asking me?
bunxiuminbun: he’s my classmate!

chenonymous69: he looks like Jongdae

bunxiuminbun: huh?

chenonymous69: do you know Kim Jongdae?

bunxiuminbun: of course!
bunxiuminbun: but he doesn’t look like Sangdo!!!

chenonymous69: Well I guess…

bunxiuminbun: yeah?

chenonymous69: because their ears!
chenonymous69: their ears are big! ahahahhahaha

bunxiuminbun: HAHAHHAHHHA yeah. that’s similar.

chenonymous69: well then.. but you know Kim Seokjin?
chenonymous69: he’s so handsome, and pretty at the same time

bunxiuminbun: But he’s really awkward

chenonymous69: but he tries his best
chenonymous69: with his shoulders

chenonymous69: Look at the difference
chenonymous69: Jimin really got no jams... -.-

bunxiuminbun: HAHAHAHAHHA
bunxiuminbun: you’re harsh!

chenonymous69: I’m just telling the truth
chenonymous69: but don’t tell it to anyone okay?

bunxiuminbun: hahahahhahahhah
bunxiuminbun: yeah okay!
bunxiuminbun: hahahahhahahh
bunxiuminbun: well, you’re really funnny
bunxiuminbun: *funny
bunxiuminbun: I’m laughing with tears now
bunxiuminbun: hahahhahhahaha
bunxiuminbun: I never knew I could laugh like this
bunxiuminbun: ahahhahhhaha
bunxiuminbun: hey
bunxiuminbun: yah
bunxiuminbun: are you still there?
bunxiuminbun: hello?
bunxiuminbun: hello…

chenonymous69: what?

bunxiuminbun: huh?

chenonymous69: hello hello what!
chenonymous69: tell me what you want right now!~

bunxiuminbun: urgh you’re really into this

chenonymous69: NO!
chenonymous69: I’m into you
chenonymous69: Kyaaaa!!

bunxiuminbun: OTL
bunxiuminbun: you know what
bunxiuminbun: I realize something

chenonymous69: huh?

bunxiuminbun: you’re the only one I know who is always making comments and such after they say something sweet
bunxiuminbun: you know, like Kyaaa, hart hart
bunxiuminbun: hahahhahahha

chenonymous69: so what I’m saying is sweet
chenonymous69: you’re finally admitting that you always have your feels reading the things I’m telling you

bunxiuminbun: no!

chenonymous69: awww
chenonymous69: just admit it already
chenonymous69: I already caught you
chenonymous69: KYYAAAAA!!

bunxiuminbun: HAHAAHHAAHA
bunxiuminbun: you really are honest to what you’re feeling huh…

bunxiuminbun has logged out

chenonymous69: eeeh?
chenonymous69: why did you log out?
chenonymous69: I still want to talk
chenonymous69: I still want to read that you’re laughing
chenonymous69: though I really want to hear it
chenonymous69: I still want to make you laugh
chenonymous69: I still want to make you happy…
chenonymous69: so…. Accept my love?
chenonymous69: Kyaaaa!

Notes

Hey I didn't mean to offend some artists and readers here. Hahah, it's just for fun!!! I hope you liked it! And yeah, of course, the photos are not mine! :D

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Chapter 24: What what Whyyyy. What's going on behind their computer screens!! D: