30th Vomit

I'm your Soulmate (FACEBOOK CHAT)

 

 

chenonymous69: What the hell are you saying?

chenonymous69: those lies again?

bunxiuminbun: What lie?

bunxiuminbun: All I told you are my true feelings!

chenonymous69: of course not

bunxiuminbun: so you know me better than I do now

chenonymous69: you don’t love me

bunxiuminbun: WTF?!

bunxiuminbun: why?

chenonymous69: what why?

chenonymous69: it’s simple!

chenonymous69: you don’t love me!

chenonymous69: stop pretending anymore okay?

chenonymous69: that game I was telling you before

chenonymous69: it’s because you finally showed me the true you

chenonymous69: I see everything

chenonymous69: and you know that

bunxiuminbun: then why can’t you see that I love you

chenonymous69: you don’t love me

bunxiuminbun: I ING LOVE YOU!!!

bunxiuminbun: I LOVE YOU!

bunxiuminbun: I LOVE YOU!!

bunxiuminbun: I LOVE YOU!

bunxiuminbun: I LOVE YOU!

chenonymous69: YOU LOVE LUHAN!!!

bunxiuminbun: I LOVE YOU

bunxiuminbun: WHAT?!!!!

chenonymous69: I don’t need to repeat it.

bunxiuminbun: What Luhan?

chenonymous69: you like Luhan, right?!

chenonymous69: you even took him away from Sehun!

bunxiuminbun: HARSH!!!

chenonymous69: but it’s true!

bunxiuminbun: LUHAN FORCED ME!

chenonymous69: HUH?

bunxiuminbun: Well, it’s because Sehun is making Luhan jealous on purpose

bunxiuminbun: and he’s using Tao for it

bunxiuminbun: Luhan asked me to kiss him and do lovey dovey things

bunxiuminbun: so I did!

chenonymous69: Why the hell?

bunxiuminbun: because at first I thought chenonymous69 is Sehun!!

bunxiuminbun: and also Tao because you said you already had dark eyes

bunxiuminbun: so I told myself I’ll get revenge

bunxiuminbun: I thought that was it

bunxiuminbun: but learning that he’s not you

bunxiuminbun: I just continued with that

bunxiuminbun: then that’s all!

chenonymous69: eh

bunxiuminbun: eh-eh eh-eh-eh eh-eh-eh 2ne1!

chenonymous69: I’m being serious here!

bunxiuminbun: too serious!

chenonymous69: ugh... Then what are you saying that had happened?

bunxiuminbun: what ahppend?

bunxiuminbun: *happened?

chenonymous69: the thing when you thought I’m sick

bunxiuminbun: oh that... But you’re really sick right?

bunxiuminbun: well, I’m about to tell you that I already know that you are Chen

bunxiuminbun: but then you never replied

bunxiuminbun: So I didn’t get to tell you

bunxiuminbun: And so this happened

bunxiuminbun: And thinking of it

bunxiuminbun: It’s your fault!

chenonymous69: yah! It’s because I thought you are going out with Luhan for many months now

chenonymous69: yet you are chatting me like that

bunxiuminbun: oh!

chenonymous69: oh?

bunxiuminbun: so basically you’re jealous!

chenonymous69: WHAT?!

chenonymous69: OF CIURSE NOT!

chenonymous69: *COURSE

bunxiuminbun: and so you are correcting yourself now

bunxiuminbun: then why don’t you correct yourself

bunxiuminbun: you’re actually jealous of Luhan and me!

chenonymous69: Wow, you’re so full of yourself did you know that?!

bunxiuminbun: oh I should be telling you that even before!

bunxiuminbun: but you really are jealous!                                

bunxiuminbun: oh my gosh!

bunxiuminbun: hahahhhahahahah

 

chenonymous69 has logged out

 

bunxiuminbun: ahahahahahha

bunxiuminbun: I finally caught you

bunxiuminbun: my chenonymous69

bunxiuminbun: my chen

bunxiuminbun: my anonymous

bunxiuminbun: my 69

bunxiuminbun: oh

bunxiuminbun: okay that sounds

bunxiuminbun: i should delete that

bunxiuminbun: urgh

bunxiuminbun: why?

bunxiuminbun: why can’t I delete that part?!

bunxiuminbun: WTF?!

bunxiuminbun: urgh whatever

bunxiuminbun: so where am I

bunxiuminbun: oh

bunxiuminbun: am I in your heart now?

bunxiuminbun: do you accept me now?

bunxiuminbun: silence means yes?!

 

chenonymous69 has logged out

 

bunxiuminbun: yes!

bunxiuminbun: yes!

bunxiuminbun: omg!!!!!!

 

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Yo! Hahhahahha, this story's done! Finally! Hahahaha, though I'm still working for an epilogue for this, a simple epilogue so yeah, I hope you can wait until I update! Thank you very much for reading this crack story oh my gosh hahahahhaha orz. Thank you very much for those who subscribe and upvote this story, it really means a lot to me. I hope you continue to be thoughtful chingus. /gives you sarang/ Hahahha 

 

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Chapter 24: What what Whyyyy. What's going on behind their computer screens!! D: