1st Vomit

I'm your Soulmate (FACEBOOK CHAT)


chenonymous69: Hi there!
chenonymous69: Want to hear a gay joke?
chenonymous69: You! hahahahhahaha

bunxiuminbun: Hahahha who the hell are you?

chenonymous69: Your soulmate

bunxiuminbun: WTF?!

chenonymous69: Trust me!
chenonymous69: You’ll love me 

bunxiuminbun: In your dreams!
bunxiuminbun: Stop messaging me

chenonymous69: Nan~ niga joha~ (i like you)

bunxiuminbun: You don’t even know me

chenonymous69: Oh yes I know you!

bunxiuminbun: oh, let’s see, what do you know about me?

chenonymous69: your username in facebook is bunxiuminbun 

bunxiuminbun: obviously, duh! Dude you’re lying!

chenonymous69: Just let me finish babe

bunxiuminbun: Don’t even try to call me babe

chenonymous69: Call me baby~ babe~ Call me baby~

bunxiuminbun: whatever you’re lying

chenonymous69: going back
chenonymous69: Your name is probably Xiumin and you so love buns! Tell me I’m right! Tell me!

bunxiuminbun: W-well you got that one right.

chenonymous69: And you’re now chatting with the most handsome guy in the world

bunxiuminbun: I’m off, bye!

chenonymous69: Yah yah no!
chenonymous69: Wait!
chenonymous69: Xiumin!
chenonymous69: My baby, wait!
chenonymous69: Kim Minseok wait!

bunxiuminbun: How the hell do you know my name? Staljer!!
bunxiuminbun: *Stakler
bunxiuminbun: *STALKER!!

chenonymous69: Oy got you there. You’re still online! Yehet~
chenonymous69: You even sent me 3 consecutive messages
chenonymous69: Kyaaaa~ 
chenonymous69: hart hart

bunxiuminbun: How the hell do you know my name?

chenonymous69: My heart says your name every time babe 

bunxiuminbun: Don’t call me babe, get lost!

chenonymous69: Oh, I’m lost!
chenonymous69: Can you adopt me?

bunxiuminbun: Hell no!

chenonymous69: Ouch.

bunxiuminbun: Serves you right

chenonymous69: Harsh

bunxiuminbun: Whatever I’m off!

chenonymous69: Wait!
chenonymous69: I forgot to ask you an important question!
chenonymous69: Will you marry me?

bunxiuminbun has logged out

chenonymous69: Silence means yes!
chenonymous69: Yes!

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crowmonologue
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Chapter 24: What what Whyyyy. What's going on behind their computer screens!! D: