D.O: ...

Chanyeol: Kyungsoo-yah! I thought you got kidnapped by sasaengs or something!

D.O: Why would you think that?

Chanyeol: I haven't seen you in like 2 days!

D.O: Is that why there are posters of me all over the city that read "lost penguin, if found return to Park Chanyeol"?

Chanyeol: ...Yes?

Chanyeol: Anyways, I'm glad you're ok! Where are you??

D.O: I'm where I've been the entire time: my room. Putting up with you guys every day is tiring.

Xiumin: Same.

Suho: same.

Kai: what about me hyung

D.O: Except you.

Kai: :D

Chanyeol: But I'm the founder of the Kim Jongin fanclub! D:

Kai: taking pictures of me while im sleeping doesnt count

Kai: neither does printing the kim jongin fanclub logo on some sweatshirts

Kai: plus its creepy

Chanyeol: What? That totally counts! Besides, it's not creepy. It's art. And self expression.

Sehun: just admit ur idea

Chanyeol: Gasp! Sehun, how dare you!

Sehun: its the truth

Suho: i have to agree with sehun on this one. your obsession with jongin isn't healthy, chanyeol.

Chanyeol: No! I will not hear this blasphemy!

Suho: it's for your own good.

D.O: Wow. Chanyeol is more dramatic than I remember him being.

Kai: hyung youve only been locked away for a couple of days

D.O: Your point?

Kai: ...nothing hyung

Suho: kyungsoo, how did you survive up there for so long anyways? you stayed up there for 48 hours straight, right?

D.O: I su