Chanyeol: DUDE. 

Chanyeol: BRUH.

Suho: what, chanyeol?

Chanyeol: DO DOGS KNOW THEY'RE DOGS?

Suho: what?

Kai: i asked jjangu and he said woof

Kai: he has confirmed it

Chanyeol: What about Monggu and Jjangah? Do they know?

Kai: they also said woof

Suho: how do you know they're saying yes?

Kai: i know things hyung

Sehun: are u sure

Sehun: last i checked u didnt even kno how to fold ur own clothes

Sehun: yet u say u can talk to dogs

Tao: does sehun know hes a dog ?

Sehun: woof

Kai: he has confirmed it

Tao: lol

Xiumin: Are you guys high?

Chanyeol: You'll never know, hyung...

Lay: Wait, Sehun's a dog? I thought he was human.

Suho: if we ignore them, maybe they'll stop.

Xiumin: I doubt that.

Chanyeol: We won't.