Where the Sun Don't Shine

EXO Be Textin'
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Suho: what do you guys want for dinner?

Baekhyun: lobster.

Suho: HAHAHA no

Kai: chicken

Chanyeol: I want chicken, too.

Kai: GOOD MAYBE THIS TIME YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OFF MINE

 

Chanyeol: MY HANDS ARE CLEAN, THANK YOU.

Kyungsoo: I kind of want Baekhyun burgers.

Baekhyun: i didnt know you swung that way.

Chanyeol: The only one that will be eating any Baekhyun burgers around here is me.

Lay: I don't get it.

Suho: laY SWEETIE, IGNORE THEM.

Xiumin: Can we get baozis?

Suho: sure, why not?

Chanyeol: MOOOM, I DON'T WANT BAOZIS.

Xiumin: Screw you too.

Chanyeol: Sorry, hyung?

Xiumin: No you're not.

Lay: Anyways, can we just get ramyeon from the store or something? It's a lot easier, it's less waiting, it's cheaper, and it's just about as healthy as takeout.

Suho: wow lay, that's actually a good idea.

Lay: I'm not a complete idiot, hyung, contrary to what you and everyone else think. I have some good ideas...sometimes.

Tao: hyung we dont think youre an idiot !

Sehun: just slightly slow witted

Tao: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER .

Sehun: well u at it

Chanyeol: Besides, Lay hyung, we know you're nowhere near stupid. Stupid people can't compose music like you do, nor can they think of solutions to situations as well as you can! :D

Lay: Aww, thanks guys! ^^

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kaiismykoifish #1
Chapter 6: I dig the URLs omg also why does xiumin run a fan blog for himself ? Probably reblogs pictures of his abs tagged "mah baozi s "
Blue82 #2
Chapter 6: Epic! I love it. You should do these for all the major boy groups. = )
Dragneel09 #3
Chapter 5: Haha...taohun always fighting...it's so funny...chanyeol....
XD
Dragneel09 #4
Chapter 2: Hahaha...hahaha
Too_Much_Feels #5
Chapter 2: hahahahha this is really funny XD
kpopbelikecrack #6
Chapter 1: omfg this is ing hilarious! XD!!!!!