Where the Sun Don't Shine
EXO Be Textin'Suho: what do you guys want for dinner?
Baekhyun: lobster.
Suho: HAHAHA no
Kai: chicken
Chanyeol: I want chicken, too.
Kai: GOOD MAYBE THIS TIME YOU CAN KEEP YOUR GRUBBY PAWS OFF MINE
Chanyeol: MY HANDS ARE CLEAN, THANK YOU.
Kyungsoo: I kind of want Baekhyun burgers.
Baekhyun: i didnt know you swung that way.
Chanyeol: The only one that will be eating any Baekhyun burgers around here is me.
Lay: I don't get it.
Suho: laY SWEETIE, IGNORE THEM.
Xiumin: Can we get baozis?
Suho: sure, why not?
Chanyeol: MOOOM, I DON'T WANT BAOZIS.
Xiumin: Screw you too.
Chanyeol: Sorry, hyung?
Xiumin: No you're not.
Lay: Anyways, can we just get ramyeon from the store or something? It's a lot easier, it's less waiting, it's cheaper, and it's just about as healthy as takeout.
Suho: wow lay, that's actually a good idea.
Lay: I'm not a complete idiot, hyung, contrary to what you and everyone else think. I have some good ideas...sometimes.
Tao: hyung we dont think youre an idiot !
Sehun: just slightly slow witted
Tao: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER .
Sehun: well u at it
Chanyeol: Besides, Lay hyung, we know you're nowhere near stupid. Stupid people can't compose music like you do, nor can they think of solutions to situations as well as you can! :D
Lay: Aww, thanks guys! ^^
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