Tao: HELP ME .

Tao: THERE'S A TERRIBLE MONSTER IN THE KITCHEN .

D.O: ?

Suho: tao, calm down. it's just a mouse.

Tao: PUT THAT THINGH BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME .

Sehun: stop being such a lil

Sehun: its not gonna kill u

Lay: I'll save you, Tao!

Suho: yixing, we already went over this. you aren't a knight. you're an idol.

Lay: No way, hyung! I'm Sir Lay, the toughest knight in all of EXO Planet!

Chanyeol: Yeah Lay, you tell him. Don't let him crush your dreams!

Sehun: now go save the princess

Sehun: his girly sreaming is getting on my nerves

Suho: park chanyeol and oh sehun, please. don't encourage any rebelliousness in this dorm. lay's the only one that doesn't make me want to kill him.

Xiumin: What about me?

Suho: um, yeah. you too, hyung.

D.O: Hey Suho, I can teach you everything I know about homicide. You know, just in case you actually want to put it to good use one of these days.

Kai: (O-O) what

Suho: nothing, kai. he was just kidding.

D.O: Yes, I was just "kidding".

Kai: (O-O)

Chanyeol: Anyways, where's Chen?

Sehun: i think he went to some dumb resort in ty busan

Baekhyun: i'll have you know that i'm from busan, you little .

D.O: His point still stands.

Baekhyun: r00d.

Suho: kyungsoo, don't be rude to your brother.

Baekhyun: over m