‘Hyung, cover me please?’ ‘No can do, busy here,’ Luhan said, biting his lip. ‘Hyung! I need help dammit!’ ‘Wipe your own , will you?’ ‘I helped you when you asked for it!’ ‘Ha ha, loser! Sorry but your hyung is a slightly bad person…’ ‘Hyung, if you don’t come here and cover me, I swear you’ll see my wrath…’ ‘Bite me,’ Luhan hissed. ‘That’s it! You ungrateful bish…’ Sehun threw his controller on the ground. He knocked Luhan down and was on top of him, tickling him. ‘Oh Sehun…’ Luhan said, between laughs,’ stop I’m telling you…’ ‘You asked for it,’ Sehun said, laughing. ‘What the is going on here?!!’ A voice roared over them. Sehun and Luhan stopped their struggle and looked up to find a shocked and enraged Chang. ‘Chang…’ Luhan said, weakly. Sehun moved from top of him and sat on the ground, gawking at Chang. ‘I knew you were a nuisance, you…’ Chang said, advancing towards Sehun but Luhan blocked him on time. ‘Chang we were just playing Call of Duty,’ Luhan explained the obviously flipped out Chang. ‘Well this looks more like Call Of Booty’ Chang roared, still fuming. ‘Wow, sounds like a lame movie title,’ Sehun chuckled, jeeringly, ‘did you star in it?’ ‘You …’ ‘Chang, stop!’ Luhan screamed,’ And Sehun, keep quiet for a while please.’ Sehun pouted a bit and folded his arms across his chest. Luhan turned to face Chang. ‘Chang, he was just messing with me because I refused to cover him in the game,’ Luhan said, holding Chang’s shoulders. Chang was still standing with clenched fists, glaring at Sehun who was returning the same expression to him. ‘Luhan, you are moving out!’ Chang shouted,’ do you hear me?’ ‘No,’ Luhan said, firmly, ‘no, I’m not going to move.’ Chang gave him an are-you-kidding-me look. ‘What did you say?’ ‘Ok Chang, calm the down,’ Luhan said, sighing,’ sit here. I’ll bring some water for you. And mind you, if I see any brawling, I’ll whack both of your asses.’ Luhan went to the kitchen leaving Chang and Sehun in the same room, shooting arrows at each other. When he returned, he could feel the temperature of the room had increased considerably with all the raging smolders that the two guys were exchanging back and forth. ‘Cool down and breathe, guys,’ Luhan said, rolling his eyes. He handed a glass of cold water to Chang who drank it in one gulp. ‘No water for me?’ Sehun said, fretting like a kid. Luhan cocked one eyebrow at Sehun but quietly went inside to get another glass of water. Chang gave Sehun a death stare who smirked back at him. Luhan handed him a glass of water and looked around to find a place to sit. ‘Hyung, sit here!’ Sehun said, pointing on the pillow next to him on the ground. ‘No Lulu, sit here next to me on the couch,’ Chang said, giving him an alluring smile. Luhan groaned and clutched his head. This was like a ing competition for them where they tried to prove who Luhan preferred the most. Luhan was not in a mood to favor one over the other. He went and sat on a sofa chair away from both of them. Sehun and Chang frowned at him. ‘I wasn’t expecting you today,’ Luhan said, sternly looking at Chang. Chang gulped and looked down at the ground. To say that Luhan was mad at him would be an understatement. He had apologized over and over for the Busan incident but Luhan wasn't satisfied. ‘I wanted to see if you want to go out,’ Chang said, weakly,’ do something fun.’ ‘Like what?’ ‘Like bowling or something.’ ‘Just the two of us for bowling?’ ‘I can come too,’ Sehun said, pretending to be texting someone. Chang’s head snapped up and he glared at Sehun. Luhan’s eyebrows escaped in his bangs. ‘You want to come?’ Luhan asked, baffled. ‘Yes, why not?’ Sehun said, pocketing his phone and smiling at Luhan. Luhan scoffed and said,’ no way, I’m not having you and Chang hang out together. You’ll blow up the whole place.’ ‘I can call Shin and HeeYoung too if you want,’ Sehun said, shrugging. ‘Who are these guys? Why would I hang out with them?’ Chang said, rattled that no one was paying attention to his wishes. He wanted to spend time alone with Luhan but Luhan was determined not to let that happen. ‘Because they are my friends,’ Luhan said, narrowing his eyes,’ do you have a problem?’ Sehun smirked as he turned his head to look at Chang. Chang cowered in his seat at Luhan’s gaze and mumbled a weak, ‘no.’ ‘Cool,’ Luhan said, getting up,’ I’ll go change.’ He was at the door of his room when he turned around to see the death stare match resumed between Sehun and Chang. ‘Oh Sehun,’ Luhan said, angrily,’ don’t just sit there. Go change.’ Sehun stood up still glowering at Chang and went inside his room. Luhan sighed and prayed, oh God, please keep me alive by the end of tonight. These retards are going to kill me soon...   The three of them got inside Chang’s car to drive towards the bowling place. ‘Dude, your car smells like dead stuff and ,’ Sehun said, deliberately,’ don’t you ever wash it?’ Chang glared at him and said,’ someone trashed my car and house last weekend. I haven’t been able to get it completely clean yet.’ Luhan and Sehun stole a quick glance between each other as they pressed their lips to suppress their laughs. ‘Wow what did they do?’ Sehun asked, trying to sound as curious as possible. Luhan coughed, trying to mask his laugh. ‘I’d rather not say,’ Chang said, his voice barely discernible. Sehun covered his face with his hand to hide his grin as he got in the back seat of his car. They drove silently, since most of the way Luhan and Sehun were trying to contain their laughter as they looked out of the window and trying to survive the foul smell. Chang parked his car and they headed towards the bowling place. Shin and HeeYoung were already waiting outside for them. ‘Luhan hyung!’ they both shouted, gleefully. Chang was surprised at the phenomenal attention Luhan was getting. Luhan giggled and bumped fists with the two guys. ‘Who’s this?’ Shin said, smiling at Chang. ‘This is Chang,’ Luhan said and felt his throat choke. My boyfriend, my boyfriend… Say it Luhan, you idiot… ‘I’m Luhan’s boyfriend,’ Chang said when Luhan didn't, smiling halfheartedly. Shin and HeeYoung’s eyes were round as saucers after they heard his name. Sehun was standing behind Chang shaking his head violently, trying to send them a signal so that they don’t make any dimwitted comment. ‘Nice to meet you,’ HeeYoung said, eventually. Shin straightened himself up and smiled at Chang. ‘Shall we go inside?’ Luhan said, exhaling loudly. He didn’t realize he had been holding his breath all this time. Shin and HeeYoung almost blew their cover up. Since it was a weekday, not many people had come for bowling. They got an alley within few minutes. ‘Shoe size?’ Sehun asked Chang, his voice indifferent. Sehun had been getting shoes for everyone. Luhan and the other two had already left with their shoes towards the alley. ‘7 and 1/2,’ Chang said, impassively. Suddenly a smile spread on Sehun’s face and it was far from friendly. He looked at Chang’s feet and grinned. ‘What is the matter, punk?’ Chang asked, irritated. ‘That’s like women’s feet size,’ Sehun said, still grinning obnoxiously and pointing towards Chang’s feet. ‘What is your point?’ Chang asked, wishing Sehun could hurt himself somehow. ‘You know men with small feet have…’ Sehun said, sneering. ‘What?’ ‘Nothing,’ Sehun said, his smile intact and picking out shoes for Chang,’ here you go.’ Chang grunted. He saw Sehun moving towards size 11 shoes and flash him a smirk. That arrogant er, he cursed Sehun. The game started and Luhan was glad that everyone was being civil. He could not help but notice the glares Chang and Sehun shot at each other but apart from that, everything was cool. Shin and HeeYoung were a great help in lightening up the mood. They made everyone laugh with their funny antics and witty remarks. Shin had never gone bowling before and was thin as a stick. He kept on dropping the ball again and again. HeeYoung on the other hand stepped on his own foot while bowling and fell down a couple of times. ‘Oh Jesus, I think there is a crack between my cheeks,’ he said, puckering his face in pain. Everyone doubled with laughter. Sehun with Shin and HeeYoung volunteered to order food from the bar opposite to their alley. ‘Bring enough food please,’ Luhan grinned. Sehun laughed and ,’ no amount of food in this world can be enough for you.’ ‘I start filling food from my toes,’ Luhan said, winking. Sehun wanted to grab Luhan and hug him right there. But he noticed Chang’s somber expression and decided against it. Even though Sehun hated the guy, he was still Luhan’s boyfriend. Sehun had little to no authority over Luhan but that was not going to stop him from touching Luhan. ‘I’ll be back,’ he said, tweaking Luhan’s nose. Luhan scrunched his nose cutely at his gesture. Sehun turned towards the bar but not before sneering at Chang’s gritted teeth expression. At the counter, Shin and HeeYoung were staring at Sehun with ridicule and then sharing glances with each other. Sehun looked at them confused and asked,’ did you guys fall on your head during the game or something?’ ‘I think you did,’ Shin said, mocking Sehun, ’are you blind or something?’ ‘What are you even talking about?’ Sehun said, utterly confused. ‘That Kang guy, he’s Lu hyung’s boyfriend?’ HeeYoung said, pointing towards Chang’s direction. ‘I would appreciate it if you didn’t point,’ Sehun said, glowering,’ and it’s Cha- never mind. I know he is. What about it?’ ‘And you are not going to do anything about it?’ Sehun continued looking at them, puzzled. When he didn’t say anything, Shin said,’ when we saw him today we were disappointed rather than surprised. We didn’t know Luhan hyung was dating someone.’ ‘I thought you guys were trying to cope up with the fact that we trashed this guy’s house,’ Sehun said, seriously. ‘We did what?!!’ they screeched together. ‘Yes, last weekend,’ Sehun reminded them, ‘with the eggs, sauces, sausages, whipped cream…’ ‘Ohh…’ ‘Seriously how drunk were you guys?’ Sehun asked, frowning. ‘That’s not the point,’ HeeYoung said, waving his hand, dismissively,’ what are you going to do?’ ‘Nothing, why would I do anything?’ Sehun asked,’ we trashed his place and he doesn’t need to kno