I have finished this a few hours ago but if you read the blog that I wrote, you would know why I had to push the update button just a little. I wrote this chapter after reading the news that YG would release a statement this afternoon and boy am I glad that I finished this before they actually gave that mothering news. Mianhe. I’m still not over it. I guess I could say, I was feeling MEH, despite knowing that this is the last of FASLS.

Anyway, this is about Darahae.

Despite the other ship’s sailing once again, there had been some news on our ship despite being that faint and yeah, delusional if others would call it. But who cares, right? As long as we don’t hurt Dara, Donghae and other people. I was really gonna go in Enchanted Kingdom this Friday but goodness, was I regretting to not have scheduled it earlier if I had known my queens would go there?! Aigoo!

Last chapter, guys.

There won’t be a sequel or an epilogue.

But sincerely . . . from the bottom of my Royal heart, thank you so much. You, who read, subscribed, commented, upvoted, cursed, laughed, fell in love with this story . . . with me . . . thank you. Continue supporting and loving our dear fish and rabbit. They deserve it all from us.

Sila man o hindi sa huli, I know I will stay in this Royal ship.

Happy summer, my Royal chingus!!!! Let’s all stay strong.

Take good care of her, Donghae. She believes that you’re the only one for her so live up to it in every second of your life. Try making her cry again and I could care less in snatching your wife away from you. – Jaejoong

Yah! You stupid fish! You dare call me your bestfriend! You’re the worst person alive!!!! After everything that happened between the two of us! Define friendship! – Eunhyuk

This was really careless and inconsiderate as an SM artist but I’ve long decided to become the father you thought of me. So, best wishes, son. Let’s have dinner with your wife when you get back. Tell her I’m sorry too. – Lee Soo Man

So, that’s why you two are MIA for the last five days . . . Durami is drowning in so much happiness beside me, just to inform you two. – Ryeowook

Lee Donghae. Is it that hard to call me or omma?! You went on it without us! I bet this came from your reckless and airhead mind. What would Dara’s mom think of you? Didn’t you think of that?! – Donghwa

WHAT ON EARTH DID YOU DO?! – Leeteuk

Oppa! Kyyyaaaaaaa! Royals are rejoicing everywhere! You’re the man! But you should’ve informed me! I could be the one to reveal it to the world! How could you! – Yoona

I was surprised but . . . DAEBAK! I don’t know why but I’ve seen this coming. Take care of my daughter, Donghae ssi. She cannot cook that well but please, love her as you always do. We’re always here for you. – Dara’s Mom

But I really wanted to be your best man, Donghae hyung. That’d be totally epic. But . . . congratulations! Good luck on YG hyung’s wrath tho. Kekeke! – GD

Fishy. Wherever you are right now, just stay there. Don’t come back in our dorm for like twenty more years. Uri members are planning ways to murder you alive. Especially, Leeteuk hyung and that monkey. – Sungmin

Where are you? – Kangin

Donghae hyung! I hate you! So much! So much! – Chanyeol

I’m so happy for you, Hae. God will always be there, helping you guys build a wonderful family. Our members may be really mad at you right now but I know they’re rejoicing with you too. But take Sungmin’s advice. Don’t go home yet. – Siwon

Oppa. Tell me, all of these are lies, right? – Jihyun

Hyung! I knew you would marry my sister but you didn’t tell me that you’d do it after 6 days of telling me so! Aish! But what can I do? I already saw you almost eating her up so . . . Take care of my sister, hyung. Respect her. Understand her. Be patient with her. I know how much you love my sister that’s why I’m not that exaggerated unlike your brothers who keep on calling me till this moment for me to join them in skinning you alive. Can’t blame them tho. BTW. Where are you guys? – Thunder

Brat! How could you not invite your matchmaker?! The bridge in your relationship! Tsk. How ungrateful of you! Make sure that I’ll be the godmother of your first born, arasso? – Goo Hyesun

But really. You don’t deserve her a goddess like her. Just saying. – Kyuhyun

I WILL FIND YOU AND CHOP YOU FROM HEAD TO TOES! - YG

The fish let out a breath as he wiped the cold beads of sweat that formed on his forehead. “After experiencing heaven for the last five days, I’m gonna face hell.” He could spell the word, doomed, as Donghae stared more at the messages on his phone.

“Wae?”

“They’ll kill me, jagi.” Donghae buried his face onto the neck of his now rabbit wife, lying on the bed with him and completely under the white sheets.

“I know.”

“Yah!” He pulled away and frowned at her.

“Wae?” She asked innocently.

“You’re supposed to be on my side. Comforting me, Mrs. Lee.” He whined louder and emphasized his last statement.

“What did I tell you?” Dara looked at him, trying to give him her point with just her looks.

“But you agreed to it!” He exclaimed in defense.

“Deh. I did.” She nodded thoughtfully. “But what did I tell you about the outcome of all these?” Dara wiggled her brows, stopping herself from bursting in laughter seeing her husband’s screwed expression.

“They’ll kill me.” Donghae said in so much defeat, putting his palms on his face as Dara finally laughed heartily on his side.

Yes.

The crazier, wilder and more mindblowing thing than ?

It was the impromptu marriage.

No gown. No bridesmaids. No best man. No straight from the heart wedding vows. No three-layered expensive cake. No parents crying. No white petals being thrown in a slow motion at them. No wedding song being dramatically sang by Yesung nor Bom. No wedding rings either.

But there were Donghae and Dara.

There was his favorite pastor whom the very determined fish had awakened up at 11 in the evening just to proceed with their plan.

There was his silver ring from one of his stylist who thought that it would look good on him on his performance of This Is Love.

There was Dara on her pink jogging pants, and big, yellow, Spongebob shirt with her princess slippers on.

There was Donghae on his jeans, dark blue polo shirt and neon green running shoes from Nike.

They got married with no wedding symbols and traditions and no friends and family members . . . but only their burning and eternal love for each other.

Yes, it was crazy.

But for those two, it was simply right.

Stupid Dara! Stupid rabbit! I hate youuuuuuuuuu! How could you just decide on this matter without even informing us?!?!?!?! You promised me that I’d be your maid of honor, idiot! – Bom

Noonaaaaaa! Is it true?!?!?!?!?!?! Waeeeeeee?! T_______T – Seungri

Wifeeeeeyyy! (sobs) How could you cheat on me? You broke my heart. – Chaerin

I’m so happy for you eonni! Don’t mind Bom eonni and Chae eonni. They’re overreacting. No. They’re just jealous. Kekekeke May God always guide you two with this path you’ve taken. I love you, Dara eonni! – Minji

Did he pass the test? I don’t remember him going through me. – Youngbae

Sandara Park. Your wedding is sooooo incomplete without The Great, Kim Heechul. Such pity. But . . . congratulations Sandara! Drink lots of patience pills. You gotta need more of those now that you got tied with our stupid brother. – Heechul

What gift do you want? I’m only asking you, ara? Don’t tell that fish. He might answer nonsense stuff. – Yesung

Eonni! I hate you! I already bought a black lingerie for you like months ago! I wanted you to wear that in making my little nieces and nephews on the night of your honeymoon! Aigoo! I showed it to Donghae oppa once in Messenger and swear I saw his eyes shone so bright! I bet he was disappointed. Hmp. – Durami

Dara noona! Congratulations on your wedding! In behalf of WINNER, we wish you guys all the best! Please tell Donghae hyung to treat us a meal when you guys come back! Fighting! – Mino

What in behalf of WINNER? Can’t we say our greetings directly too? Tch. Mino is stupid, noona. – Taehyun

SANDARA PARK! 7TH FLOOR! MY OFFICE! NOW! AND BRING YOUR MORONIC HUSBAND TO ME!!! – YG

Donghae’s appa and I are more than proud and happy. Visit our house immediately when you return and I’ll teach you how to cook. Arachi? Thank you for accepting my son back in your life, Dara. Komawo. Oh. I know this is too early but okay . . . I want a grandchild already, Sandara Park-LEE. Both of you, do something about it. – Donghae’s Mom

Do you want me to call an attorney? I’ll be readying your divorce papers. – TOP

My vitamin noona! Congratulations!!! Hope your first born will be as handsome as I am! Wait. I don’t know if anyone has mentioned this but . . . does Donghae hyung understand the aftermath of that video he posted on his Instagram account? – Daesung

Dara froze on that last message.

The video . . .

She quickly opened her Instagram account and there she saw the thousands of tagged posts and comments. “Aigoo.” She shut her eyes for a moment and massaged her temples.

PUTANGINA! LEGIT ANG DARAHAE!!!!!!!! :OOOOOOOOO

Omo! They got married! And we didn’t even know that they were actually together! #darahae #donghae #dara

Wow. 2NE1 and Super Junior. YG and SM. That’s like a dream. It’s too good to be true. You guys sure this is for real???

My Daragon heart broke into gazillion pieces. T_______T But GD oppa looks so good with you Dara eonni! What about your hundreds of couple items and that video on 2013?!?!?! #daragon #applers #GD&Dara #nevergiveup

How many times does Jiyong oppa has to say it? He does not date within YG and goodness! He’s married to Kiko already and is having his child! You guys are crazy! Just be happy for Dara!

#MoveOnChanyeol #DonghaeOwnedYeollie

Why am I not surprised at all? They’ve been hinting the world since that first selca. SMH. Congratulations Dara and Donghae!

Even if you’re a fan of them or not, admit it. Deep inside, your butterflies are on a rampage mode seeing Donghae kissed Dara on the lips like a kid stealing someone’s candy. They’re so adorable and perfect for each other that you can’t help but wish there could be a Lee Donghae or Sandara Park beside you too to give you that amount of warmth and love.

We get it, Royals. You guys win! :)))

ELFs approve of Dara eonni! She makes our Fishy Prince happy then so will we. #ELFs #darahae #ELFish #Donghae #Dara

Back then we only wanted for a We Got Married casting, now we got the real marriage contract! Damn! You Royals, okay?!?!?!?! Hahahaha! #darahaeisreal #KPOP

People wanted for a vampire. A dragon. A tall, cute prince. But we got a fish. And that’s the best choice our queen could ever make. Donghae oppa. Take care of our goddess, arasso? We know you’re a good man. We’ll support and protect you two! Now, we’re waiting for our other queens to get married!!! #Blackjacks #2NE1 #Suju

Don’t mind the haters. That’s nothing to the love your real fans and friends can give you.

B-but . . . Yoonhae??? Cries. #supergeneration

Bull! This is crap! She doesn’t deserve our Donghae! She looks old! A cougar! She’s a nobady in the Philippines based on my research and a nobady in kpop! A YG ! Donghae is for Hyukjae only! They’re the real deal! I will never believe this! Eunhae is real! #Eunhae #Eunhyuk #donghae #daraisa

Dun sa nagcomment sa taas ko. Ulol! Ang lakas naman ng loob mong sabihan si Dara na mukhang matanda! Coming from a person na kakambal yung kili-kiling sing-itim ng sunog na pagkain sa Cooking Fever na nilalaro ko ha. Tsaka ‘nobody’ spelling non! Letter O, hindi A! Inulit mo pa! Ilang gramo ng kagagahan tinira mo??? Umayos ka te. Mas nauna pang angkinin ni Dara ang Pilipinas kesa sa China. Sinasabi ko sayo. #BlackjacksandELFsUnite

Royal Babies in the Making! #RoyalWins

“I think we just rocked the Kpop world.” She said mindlessly as her finger kept on scrolling down the comments.

“Hm?” Donghae peeked through his fingers and then threw himself to her side and hugged Dara like a baby koala. “What did our fans say?” He sniffed her afternoon and after rounds of lovemaking smell . . . still, it’s luring him on.

“Fans?” Dara giggled softly with they way her husband was giving her featherlight kisses on the neck.

“ELFs?” He nodded and went to her earlobe and kept on it. He heard her moaned and knew he was gonna have the privilege to get inside her. Again. And again. Okay. And lots of agains.

“Crazy.”

“Blackjacks?” He traced her jawline with the tip of his tongue, tasting her like he never tasted her before.

“Hae.” She breathed his name. “Crazy.” But answered nevertheless.

“And Royals?” Donghae planted a loud smooching kiss on her left cheek.

Dara pulled away for a bit and stared at his loving eyes for a moment. “Crazier.”

Their laughter filled the four corners of the hotel they checked in five days ago in Gangnam. They had turned off their cellphones since their unhinged wedding night. And now their cellphones wouldn’t stop ringing with the way the notifications from messages and social media kept on coming.

“Many of them died.”

Donghae widened his eyes, jaw dropped and stilled. Died? Did our fans commit suicide? God, no. It can’t be. We just wanted to be hap-

“Of happiness.” Dara showed him a big grin. “They were so deliriously happy that they couldn’t control the tsunami of feels.”

“Yah.” Donghae creased his forehead and pouted which she leaned on to give a soft kiss. “You almost got me.”

“Mian.” Dara giggled and kissed him on the nose.

Donghae pulled her closer and they remained there lying on the soft, king-size bed, arms around each other and staring at the switched off small chandelier. The newlywed were quiet for a while, just enjoying the silence and warmth of each other.

“Hae?”

“Hm?”

“Can I ask you a question?”

“If that’s an English translation, then no.”

“Hahahaha! No! It’s not that.” She hit him playfully on his hard abs.

“Math? No.”

“Aniyo!”

“If this is about you continuing your friendship with Jaejoong then please, jagi. Give him some time. He has to move on from you. I’ll let you be friends with him again when I see him tied up with somebody else.” She knew with his firm voice. That decision was final.

“Not that either!”

This time, Donghae looked at her in confusion, waiting for her to just ask it.

“Did you ask me to marry you because you’re scared of leaving me when you go to the military camp?”

“No.” He looked at her incredulously. “I asked you to marry me because I want to marry you. Nothing more, nothing less. I just did.” His hand softy caressed her hair. “I don’t need an assurance that you’ll be there when I return because,” Paused. “I just know you will be there, waiting for me to come back home.”

“Wow. You trust me that much?” Dara .

“No. It’s ‘You trust me that much?’ when you s