Annyeong! How are you my fellow Royals in this OTP drought? Puahahaha!

Aigoo. I’m really sad on EunSiHae’s upcoming enlistment. IKON’TTTTTTTTTTTT!!! Wae? Wae? Wae? Can’t they be exempted or something? Like . . . derpy guys should just stay home and play with their derpy dogs. Like . . . anchovy’s dancing moves should be trained more inside SM building and use them as intermission number on peace talks between South and North Korea? Like . . . a 5-year old kid should just be fed by an angel/goddess in their home with healthy and legit food unlike his favorites which are fan’s light stick, plastic bottles and microphones?

JUSTICE! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUU?!?!?!?!?

LMAO

Arasso! Go and read now!

Who is that lucky guy?!?!?! Kyyyaaaaa!!! Dara eonni! I’m so happy for you! Finally! You found the right guy!

Just marry each other now! Like NOOOOOWWWWWW!!!

Dispatch did it again. Finally caught the YG’s number one ninja! Congrats! LOL

I knew it. She has a boyfriend all along. With that goddess face, that wouldn’t be a surprise anymore.

After 9994825423 years!!! A dating scandal from 2NE1!!! And it’s freaking Dara!!!

The guy looks like Donghae. Seriously. The height and build . . .

That’s Jaejoong! I’m sure of it! That chemistry isn’t only for on-cam! They started developing feelings for each other while filming Devil Beside You.

Yay! You got a man Dara! Jjang! Hope you guys last forever. :) Now… waiting for the rest of 2NE1 and Bigbang members. #YGFamily #YGStan

OMGGGG! Daragon! My OTP! It’s Jiyong oppa! Look at the black cap! The dragon also has one!

#StayStrongChanyeol #WeAreHereForYouChanyeol #MoveOnChanyeol

The guy really looks like Donghae oppa! ! My Darahae heart! <<<<<3

Kissing in public? How shameful.

YG! Who is the guy?! Release the official statement already!

Blackjacks are here for you, Dara eonni. We’ll support you all the way! :)

I thought she’s awkward with these kinds of stuff. I guess she’s not the angel Dara people think the way she is.

Is this really a breaking news? There are more important things to be reported on and stuff to discuss about! What happened to this world?

ELFs love Sandara Park!!! We want you for our fishy!!! #DarahaeIsReal #OTP

They seem to really love each other. Look at their body gestures. The way Dara closed her eyes. The way she stared at him.

Cassiopeias and Blackjacks UNITE!!! We’ll do everything for Kim Jaejoong and Sandara Park!!!

#nyongdal #applers #daragon #real Victory is ours! :DDD

Wut? GD has Kiko. For the nth time already!!! Cross him out on the list!

BJs will protect our Dara eonni and her mystery guy!!!!!! Back off haters! #2NE1andBlackjacksForever #OT4

I don’t care whom she’s dating with. BUT. Leave my Donghae oppa alone! He can do so much better than this untalented, plastic ahjumma. Hellooooo!!! #supergeneration #sugen

Gahhhdddd! I woke up to this! Please let it be Jaejoong! He’s the type of a man who’ll really love and care for his girl. Dara deserves him!

It’s Lee Donghae. It’s so obvious. Uri Fishy would never just settle on the Friendzone! I’m soooo happy for them! #Darahae #ELF #SuperJunior #2NE1

Puhleasse. For all we know, the guy is a non-showbiz guy. Dating a fellow idol is soooo stressful. I don’t want her to be hated on by stupid Kpoppers. #justsaying

DARAAAAAAA!!! GIVE US THE NAME JUSEYOOOOOO!!!

1:02 P.M.

“Where’s Donghae?” Heechul asked them for the nth time. His eyes never left the floor.

“Yah hyung. You’re annoying. You’ve been asking that question for two hours straight already.” Siwon looked at the guy beside him unbelievably.

“Soo Man sanjangnim’s office,” answered Eunhyuk who had been staring at the their wall clock from the moment s decided to just stay together at the dorm’s living room.

“ ‘How could she be so careless? Making out in public? Really? How obscene. I thought it’s CL who’s the number one in her group . . . didn’t expect it to be her. 2NEwhor-’ ”

“Cho Kyuhyun.” Leeteuk called his name sternly while giving him a glare. “I told you to stop reading those!” The leader’s voice roared all over their pad.

The maknae bowed at their leader apologetically. “Sorry hyung. I just couldn’t help looking at these crazy netizens’ comments on noona. Some of them are really below the belt. They are even attacking her members who are simply decent and pure ladies.” Pause. “Dara noona doesn’t deserve these.” Suju’s maknae was reading the comments on different Korean media sites through his laptop.

Kangin put his hand on top of the maknae’s head beside him and messed his hair slowly. “Leeteuk. Calm down.” He gave him a piercing stare.

“Tch.” Leeteuk stood up and walked to the LED TV in front of them. He was shaking his head, trying to control his anger. “I’m just mad that this has to happen at this time. Really? Dara ssi has Durami ssi’s situation to worry about then this happened . . . Plus, there’s Donghae’s upcoming enlistment. It wouldn’t take much time for netizens to figure out who’s the guy on the picture is. This is . . . This . . . I can’t . . . Dispatch!” Leeteuk turned his back at them as he frustratingly combed his hair with his fingers. It was very seldom for the members to witness their leader act like that. Leeteuk has always been calm in dealing with the storms that their group has met but it was different now. For the first time, the best leader among them all didn’t know what to do.

“Durami,” Ryewook whispered to himself as he bowed his head down. He wanted to be there with her during the operation, just like Donghae but they had their conflicting schedule . . . but Dispatch happened. The guy had been thinking of Durami ever since that mini concert in her hospital room. They had been exchanging text messages and now, Ryewook couldn’t help but feel more worried for Durami.

“It was all set two weeks ago,” said Yesung as he drank the cold glass of water on his right hand.

“The plan was them telling their relationship with YG and SM presidents and then revealing it to the public with the help of us and 2NE1 girls,” recalled Siwon.

“Where is Donghae?” Heechul mindlessly asked once again.

Nobody bothered answering the diva this time.

“Can you give a call to Dara? Ask if she’s okay?” Kangin looked at s one by one.

“Hyung. Manager took our cellphones after dropping and telling us to not leave this place and I don’t even know why. Remember?” Eunhyuk finally took his eyes away from the clock and looked at Kangin.

“Oh yeah.” Kangin shut his eyes and settled his head on the headrest of the couch. “I wonder what’s going on there . . . how’s the operation?”

“We still have an hour before Durami’s operation. We’ll surely go there when Donghae arrives.” Yesung stood and walked beside Leeteuk. He put a hand on the leader’s shoulder and Leeteuk smiled back at him.

“Where’s Donghae?” questioned Heechul.

Siwon glanced at Kim Heechul at the corner of his eyes. He didn’t understand his hyung. Why is he being like this? He thought.

“Do you guys want to eat?” Leeteuk looked back at s, remembering that they hadn’t eaten their lunch. Immediately, s shook their heads from left to right. They were too preoccupied with this so-called scandal of Dara that they couldn’t bring themselves to set it aside and just eat.

“We’re fine, hyung.” Kyuhyun answered for them.

“Where is Donghae?” Heechul began tapping the floor with his left foot. He never took his eyes away from it. His thoughts were definitely somewhere else.

“Heechul. Stop it.” Kangin warned the diva. He was beginning to get annoyed with the question that had been answered lots of times already. Plus, Heechul was there with them when the manager fetched Donghae and told them that their CEO wanted to have a talk with him.

 “Where is Donghae?” Again.

“H-hyung. Y-you’re annoying everyone.” Eunhyuk hesitantly told the guy on his left when he noticed the leader’s change of expression at the Suju’s diva. Leeteuk looked like he was eager to punch the Frozen fanatic.

“Where is Donghae?” Heechul, not minding s comments, continued staring on the floor and wiggling his feet.

“Heechul. Shut up. You’re not helping.” Leeteuk walked towards Heechul who was slumped on the couch. His fists were curled into a ball. They had a freaking problem at the moment and Kim Heechul chose this time to piss them all off. That drove Leeteuk even mad more.

“Where is Donghae?”

Kangin jumped towards Leeteuk when the leader was about to grab Heechul’s collar, totally pissed at the guy. “This guy-” Yesung and Kangin pulled him away from The Great, Kim Heechul.

“Hyung. What’s wrong with you?” Kyuhyun crossed his brows at Heechul as he stood at the back of their leader. The rest of the members also stood from their seats, completely shocked that a fight between their hyungs is happening when there was a bigger problem for them to solve.

“Heenim,” called Eunhyuk as he put a hand on Heechul’s right shoulder.

Finally, he asked a different question.

“Why is our schedule cancelled?”

Silence.

“What?” They all asked him and looked at the diva incredulously.

“We are worrying about Dara and Durami’s situations and yet your only concern is that stupid photoshoot and TV guesting?!” L