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Being the sassy diva I am, I am sitting here, texting the others of where the they maybe and kept on reading the chat until the last thing I sent. My phone kept buzzing but I was too lazy to look at it since it doesn't cause me a disturbance.

I sat by the window seat and kept staring at the passerbys on the sidewalk. Some were biking and some were walking. I crossed my fingers and hoped that someone would trip on their bike and it would give me entertainment.

The bubble tea shop Sehun hyung suggested was pretty nice but it wasn't that popular. It was on the rural part of the urban town yet it still stays strong. The scent of aroma flavors coming from the counter is heavenly and that made my stomach growled even more. The sound of the blenders was very pleasing to hear, unlike the rowdy ones heard in the streets.

I kept tapping on the glass table, probably irritated as to why they are taking so long in getting here. My ears went wide when I heard the tingling sounds from the front door, a sign that someone went in. I turned around and my eyes beamed in delight when I first saw Chanyeol, wearing his red hoodie and walked towards to my place.

He sat beside me and was panting. Okay, what the hell did you run for?

"What the hell happened to you?" I asked.

"Nothing serious. Just a rampaging umma I went on the way and said I should get there first." Chanyeol explained while catching his breath

"In meaning?"

"He's going to buy a knife and kill Suho the moment he sees him."

I dropped my jaw and never thought Kyungsoo would take this seriously. The last time he almost killed a person is when someone threatened us and Chanyeol and he was like a gangster. Is he a gang leader or something? His looks terrifies me the most because he doesn't look like a serial killer.

Both of us sighed and thought of other ways on how to stop an umma from being a killer on the first day. Well that's a record he made. The chimes hit each other again and saw Suho, petrified and pale. He approached us and slumped on his seat, tired from something. I smirked and decided to tease the gramps for being so careless of his words.

"So, getting ready for your deathbed?" I teased.

Suho groaned and banged his head on the table repeatedly. Me and Chanyeol didn't stop him because maybe he's warming up before he went face to face with the umma. We all looked around at the door and Suho nervously glanced to the person who went inside. Or persons. It was just Tao, Chen and a grumpy Xiumin making their way to our place.

Suho sighed in relief and returned to his head banging routine. Chen raised his eyebrow, curious as to what happened to Suho.

"Calling Kyungsoo on a period" I mouthed to him.

At first, Chen didn't understand but after a few seconds, he stumbled from his seat and laughed. I explained to him during the afternoon breaks that it was a taboo of calling Kyungsoo girly things and in return, Chen said it was a taboo to Xiumin recalling things about love. What a strange circle of friends we have here.

"So where's Kris?"

"And where's the Umma?"

Xiumin and Suho banged their heads at the same time, causing Chanyeol and Tao to ask us some questions. We shrugged it off and let them be humans at least.

The doors opened once again and the four of us were glad that it wasn't Kris and Kyungsoo who entered. It was just our sophomore hyungs, dragging Sehun hyung's body to the chair and making him seat. Lay hyung and Kai hyung were arguing about something and its our turn to ask what happened. Both of them looked at us and shrugged their shoulders.

The next five minutes were chaos.

We were all peacefully (me and Chen nervous) chatting with each other about the events that happened until the door opened again. Two persons entered the store at the same time. The taller one was wearing a black sunglasses like a badass human being he was and the shorter one with a knife on his hand. This caused Xiumin and Suho to react differently from their seats. Xiumin launched at Kris and tried punching him while Suho was running around the small store as Kyungsoo chased him with a knife in his hand.

I was very amused of the scene and Chen and the others were glaring at me like 'Am I even human?'. I shrugged and continued by recording the events because it was hella fun to watch all over again. Chanyeol and Chen can't take it anymore so they stood up, followed by our hyungs and teamed up to stop this chaos. Chen, Tao and Sehun hyung to Kris vs. Xiumin & Chanyeol, Kai hy