Taiwanese Santa to Junsu

A Noona for Christmas

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Dear Junsu,

There is no need for unnecessary apologizes, my dear boy. If it was not for you, my reindeer would still be suffering from Hover Syndrome. I cannot thank you enough. The letter you sent me proves to be an effective remedy indeed. My Prancer has made an exceptionally sweet recovery and is now prancing around in my backyard without hovering (hovering out of control). I will be having my rehabilitated elves feed letters to the other troubled reindeer soon (after reading them, of course).

In regards to your new noona, I have no reason to suspect her a mistake. What I have here in front of me is a request from one Kim Junsu of JYJ. Is that not you, my boy? A rather interesting request, it is, asking for specifics. Shall I list a few for you? The request asks that she speaks Korean, English, Mandarin, Hakka, and a little Vietnamese with a heavy French accent. Besides being multilingual, she needs to be familiar with naughty games such as House, Kitchen Cooks, Wet Willy Warships, y Salon Saturdays, and the likes. As you can imagine, the request is a challenge. But, with the help of the naughty missus, Korean Santa and I collaborated and made it happen. We are quite satisfied with the results, as are the lil' elves... before they went wild (wild out of control).

Unfortunately, I am unable to assist you with your current problem. Lack of information, you understand. Can you, perhaps, elaborate? A solution might reveal itself if you attach a few pictures of the situation at hand in the next email.

Your friendly, but slightly judgmental, neighborhood delivery boy,

Taiwanese Santa

 

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ann1914
#1
Chapter 10: I finally got to read this story~ Those letters and phone calls are the best! I somehow imagined Cyn as a robot or something. Or at least she's programmed to be like that. o.o Ah, poor Junsu... such an innocent kid. And then there's those two, hahaha~
Loved this!
Gracegesang #2
Chapter 10: LOL!!!! Exchange of letters were hilarious....
sammiko711
#3
Chapter 10: This was totally silly and very funny. Thank you.
Janmidget
#4
Chapter 10: WTF XD. Even I'm not familiar with characters, i love the story XD
NoonaYoung
#5
Chapter 10: Oh my, this is the cutest Christmas read I ever had!!!
I'm rolling on the florr reading from the beginning till this very chapter...seriously, you did a good job, Author-nim <333
mstyper
#6
Loved it! It had me smiling (laughing happened midway until the end) back-to-back with each chapter.
corinneniix
#7
Chapter 10: It was a good read, so funny hahaha
blessolove
#8
so funny i love it
SimpleSwag
#9
Chapter 10: WTFood that I just read haha XD
this is a great troll fic!
hahaha