"Kim Taehyung... what the hell is this?!"

Namjoon shook a piece of paper in front of Tae's confused face.

Taehyung's eyes followed the waving sheet before grabbing it and reading it.

It seemed to be a normal translated document, except in the credits it said;

 He stared at the page blankly before Namjoon grabbed it out of his hands in suppressed anger.

"This is a legal divorce document that is meant to be turned into the court in a couple of hours. You can't just screw around like this!"

Taehyung looked up at the agitated CEO. "But... I didn't do it."

Namjoon's eye twitched. "What do you mean you didn't do it?"

"I didn't translate anything this week..." he said, gesturing to his computer screen, which had an episode of 'One Piece' playing on it.

The CEO facepalmed and left without another word, but not before smacking his face into the door by accident.

Namjoon quickly regained his balance and kept going.

If it wasn't that '95 liner... then it must be the other one...!

He stormed into Jimin's office, only to find it empty.

Nearing his unoccupied desk, Namjoon glanced angrily at a sticky note on his computer.

'Out for lunch with Swaga hyung~ Won't be back for a while~~ keke  -Jimin'

As soon as he saw the messy signature, he whipped out his phone and angrily dialed a certain vice CEO's number.

Yoongi lazily checked his phone. Namjoon was calling him.

He looked at Jimin, who was poking at his fries.

"Should I pick up or nah?" he asked, flipping the phone around to show him the screen.

Jimin smirked and shook his head. Yoongi turned his phone off in response.

They were currently at a McDonald's (since they didn't really have any other idea of where to go, and they didn't really mind anyway), and were finishing off their meal.

Min Swaga yawned. "Agh... it's too early in the morning for lunch..."

Jimin raised an eyebrow. "Hyung, it's already 12:37 in the afternoon."

"Pfft. Nonsense." he replied while picking up a fry and nibbling on it.

There was a silence as they chewed, but then a distant fast pounding sound caught their attention.

Yoongi raised an eyebrow and looked out the window. "...What's that noise?"

Jimin squinted a little. "It sounds like... footsteps...?"

The copperhaired one opened his mouth to reply, but was interrupted by the deafeningly loud sound of the McDonald's entrance slamming open.

"PARK JIMIN! EXPLAIN YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!"

Namjoon stomped over to the table that they were eating at, ignoring the stares of the couple sitting across from them.

"Explain what...?" Jimin asked.

He shoved the paper in his face. "Explain this !"

Jimin grasped it and quickly skimmed through it. "Blah blah something something... blah blah- KIM MANJOON! Pfft!"

He collapsed into a fit of hysterical laughter. 

"That's- that's so genius! Kim Manjoon!" he managed to gasp.

Yoongi just looked at him, unamused. "So what? Someone typo'd up your name... big deal."

Namjoon arched an eyebrow. "On a LEGAL DIVORCE DOCUMENT."

Jimin had fallen to the floor by now, and he was completely out of breath as he shrieked in silence.

Yoongi rolled his eyes at the both of him and sipped his cappucino. "Well, whoever had the nerve to do it, he isn't hiding here. It isn't Jimin, and certainly not me. I barely did anything today, to be honest, other than supervising this doofus."

Said 'doofus' leaped to his feet. "Hey! You were sleeping in the chair next to me all morning!"

"What morning? Last time I checked, it was 6 A.M., which is my bedtime."

Ignoring their small squabble, Namjoon turned away and looked out the window, narrowing his eyes.

"No wonder you sleep all day!"

If it wasn't the '95 line, who were notorious for fooling around and pulling pranks... then who else did it?

"Are you disrespecting me?"

Hoseok didn't turn up for work today... he had second job to do, an all-day shift, at the small bakery near the mall down the street.

"No, hyung, I just think that maybe you should be a little more responsible as a mentor, y'know?"

Seokjin's a new guy, and therefore he wouldn't try a stunt like this. Not to mention, he hasn't even completed his first assignment yet... probably because his office is next to Taehyung's. 

"True, after all, you really are stupid."

Which means...

"Who're you callin' stupid!"

"JEON JUNGKOOK!" Namjoon burst out and in a blink of an eye, sprinted outside, feet hitting the pavement at an inhuman speed.

The two of them stopped and looked at him as he ran away.

"What do you think that was about?" Jimin asked as he stood upright, craning his neck to see.

Suga took another sip of his cappucino as Namjoon tripped over his own feet.

"Who knows..."

Back at the office, Jungkook was huddled up in his giant office chair, the room darker than the blackest night. The only light that dimly lit up the room was the flickering computer screen that was playing an old but still scary horror movie. He didn't dare make a sound as he quietly munched on his popcorn, eyes even wider than they originally were as they followed the frightened steps of the doomed main character.

He heard his office door creak open, and jumped. Jungkook's eyes grew larger then life itself as he slowly turned his head to see what was behind him...

"Jeon Jungkook..." someone hissed.

Jungkook clutched onto his popcorn for dear life as he felt the prescence get closer. He bit his lip. 

'If I'm going to die, I'm going to die like a manly man.'  he thought and forced himself to stare into the terrifying void.

"JEON JUNGKOOK!"

A pair of hands landed onto his shoulders, making him jump sky-high and yelp in terror.

Namjoon flicked on the desk lamp.

"Why the hell did you do this?!" he demanded.

Jungkook squeezed his eyes shut and tried to get a grip and stop shaking. "D-Do what?"

He stuck the paper in his face, startling the maknae yet again. "Ring any bells?"

Taking the sheet from Namjoon, Jungkook looked it over.

"I don't see what's wrong... and I wasn't assigned anything to translate today... or this week for that matter." he said, putting it down.

Namjoon sighed. "Then I'm either really gullible, and everyone's lying to me... or it really was a typo and no one's owning up to it."

"True," the puppy-eyed boy replied. "It's really not such a big deal. You can just fix it up and print out another copy, right?"

The CEO opened the door to leave. "Yeah... thanks, Jungkook."

"No problem."

After Namjoon left, Jungkook switched off the lamp and turned back to his horror movie, but then he realized...

... Namjoon had left the door wide open.

"...So, it was you all along?"

A dark figure sipped his caffeinated drink. "Yeah."

Jimin leaned forward. "And he's still not on your trail?"

Another sip. "Mmhm. He didn't even ask."

He shook his head, smiling wryly. "I never expected that the ol' Min Yoongi could pull off such a trick..."

Yoongi's eye twinkled as he clinked his mug against Jimin's head.

"See? I don't sleep all day."