Dear Giggling Guys

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Dear Giggling Guys,

 

I automatically assume you are gay. Period.

 

When I'm reading a story and I suddenly read that a straight male character suddenly giggled, I will close that tab to never view that fanfiction ever again. It makes me feel uncomfortable to actually visualize giggling guys. I'm not hating on gay community as my close gay friend would probably smack my head against the wall ten times if I do. I'm just saying that it is really awkward to read guy giggling as I think doing that will always have 'like a teenage girl' after it. Try reading this:

 

She smiled at him. This man who made her heart beat again. She playfully slapped his strong arms. Yongguk giggled in return.

Yongguk giggled in return.

Yongguk giggled.

 

Dude, Yongguk giggled. Do you now imagine how awkward I feel everytime I read a supposed straight male character giggling? But maybe this became my Pet Peeve as I always view male characters as manly man despite of how quiet or happy go lucky type they are. But still, can't find the reason to make cute baby Taemin giggle. Maybe if I know that the character is gay or something. But still, I dana.

My opinion is that giggle is a kind of thing only girls do. Heck, I even cringe when a badass type of girl giggle. So let me rephrase that. Giggling for me is only girly girls or average girls would normally do. For guys? Snicker, chuckle, smirk? Yes.

Giggle?

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backtosquareone
This is full of my s, poorly constructed sentences even for a rant, grammatical and typo errors of my 2015 self. Why are you guys still reading this? LOL

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-natsukim #1
Chapter 20: I loyke this rant! I really do XD
Myungjiyounglo
#2
Chapter 9: i love all of the rants, mostly the giggles part (☞゚ヮ゚)☞

still couldn't stop laughing.
sekaii
#3
Chapter 9: Can I just say this pearly omg. You're rants are life. (That doesn't make sense, but you know what I mean.)
LOL. I imagined Yongguk "giggling" and wow he just lost A LOT of manhood points. LOL.
I cannot picture a straight guy giggling, which is why most of my stories are based on otps. LOLS
*cries*
Every chapter you've made me crack up so hard.
THIS IS SO GOOD.
General
#4
Chapter 18: There's a nice story layout shop called "Thunder Themes." by wild_spirit. I like it because the layouts are mobile friendly and not distracting from the story. I'm using one of her layouts myself and I'm super satisfied because you can always chance the font size even though the layouts are from marketplace.
General
#5
Chapter 13: This is a 50/50 thing. I have two friends who write s and one is a . You would never guess that, because with a little research on the web (and you own body. we have hands for a reason lol) it could be written well.
General
#6
Chapter 9: I'm imagining Yongguk with helium voice giggling and I can't stop laughing now x'D
General
#7
Chapter 5: The best way to avoid advertisers are to state 'no ads' in status. No advertiser has time to scroll down to see if someone has stated in their about me if they're ok with ads or not, especially if the have an eyesore layout.
I'm good with few advertisers and they told me they skip such profiles or delete the ad themselves if they saw the 'no ads' too late.