Daddy, Can You Please Pass the Salt?

Description

It was your average love story. Boy falls in love with other boy. Boy A calls Boy B 'daddy' in bed. Boy A takes Boy B to meet his parents and wants his dad to pass the salt.

Foreword

I decided since I've already been on AFF for more than a year why not write the fanfic that is going to send me to hell.

LITERALLY AM PROBABLY GOING TO HELL FOR THIS FANFIC. A TWO-SHOT IS GOING TO BE THE REASON THAT I'M IN HELL.

AND THEN WHEN I GET TO HELL, I'M GOING TO BE SENT TO THE DEEPEST PITS BECAUSE LIKE 70% OF THIS FANFIC IS BASED OFF OF REAL LIFE.

other than the fact I'M GOING TO HELL it's your average v-hope fanfic with daebaek as the side pairing and dialect and best friend Jimin.

Based off the joke: A girl and her boyfriend are going to dinner at her parents' house. The girl asks "Daddy, can you please pass the salt?" Both her boyfriend and her father reach for it.

(and also 70% real life)

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hiyoriiki #1
Chapter 2: dID THIS ACTUALLY HAPPEN TO YOU IM CRYING. this is very good okay ily
kimminhara #2
Chapter 2: daebakk!! i laugh so hard!!
shinigami_aim #3
Chapter 2: during the family dinner XD oh my god- i can not- why did they- lol xD
urmysunshinee #4
Chapter 2: OH MY GOD I'M DYING
juanisonexotic #5
Silent reader... it was very nice
Butterfly_Tine #6
Chapter 2: LOL "marry the girl accross the street" XD I laughed so hard >< Family diners XD Ahahahah Sorry it got me by surprise :p
I think a is super weird but hey.. Tae is weird XD Good for him that Hoseok likes it and his parents are okay with it :p
strangeneko #7
Chapter 2: ".. has some weird obsession with light switches and he should never be around one when drunk or happy." LOLOL was that information important really ? XDDDD

And why the ladybug outfit again lol XDD

Ofcourse their neighbour is DayBecTae kkkkk

I love this!!!! ♥ ♥
Mybiasisauke #8
Chapter 2: Hoseok is the best daddy ever!!!!
HeavenlyScales #9
Chapter 2: Ah Hoseok looks very Daddy in Danger lol >.< I can't believe I just said that Haha but yea he really does ;)
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