Dorm Building - E

Description

Where a lifeless hobbit crosses paths with eleven other hooligans and doesn't understand why they all aren't locked up in a mental hospital or a kindergarten. Add a dash of hormones and someone needs to start calling the doctor, because no way is he going to fall for that dickhead of a bronze god. 

 

 

(heheh see what I did there?)

 

Warning: Vulgar language and references. 

Foreword

Unit 03-02 

Do Kyungsoo [BioChem Major] 

An insecure wuss who's so done with life.

 

Kim Jongin [Law Major]: 

An anti-social jerk who acts as if there's a watermelon stuck up his .

 

Luhan [Psychology Major]:  

The last time he was seen sober was exactly a minute after he came out of his mom's vajayjay. 

 

Kim Minseok [Dentistry Major]:  

Will die cleaning and sanitizing.  

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Unit 04-02

Huang ZiTao [Economics Major]: 

It's like his showerhead rains dollar-bills.  

 

Kim Joonmyeon [Literature Major]: 

Superstitious freak who might end up wearing a holy cow around his neck for luck's sake.

 

Oh Sehun [Open Major]: 

He probably doesn't even buy his own underwear. "Because I have to ask mummy first."  

 

Kim Jongdae [Communication Studies Major]: 

Doesn't take Sherlock to find out why his laptop is always out of memory space. 

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Unit 05-02

Byun Baekhyun [Nursing Major]: 

How he even got into college is still unknown. IQ and innocence of a 9-year-old. 

 

Park Chanyeol [IT Major]:  

The lucky bastard who sleeps through all the classes and still aces every damn thing. 

 

Zhang Yixing [Education Major]: 

The reason why the world is a better place. We all need weed dealers like him. 

 

Wu YiFan [Management Major]: 

The bossy senior whose dad might have accidentally fed him fertilizer as a baby.  

 

 

 

[A/N] this is gonna be a entertainment with no plot. So if you want a touching fic then look away. Unless you're into Bangtan then stalk my page please. 

 

 

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mallowme
#1
Chapter 4: ohmygod
This is hilarious as fck
Nomnommonster #2
Chapter 4: Lol and it's a good think that Chanyeol is smart it's make him for cute
Nomnommonster #3
Chapter 3: Lol so cute and Chanyeol is so smart is this fanfic
PalmerPie
#4
GODDAMNIT SEHUN X'D i swear that dress though... this is why we don't let kyungsoo make the drink guise lol
AYOWASSAPKRIS #5
Chapter 5: NICE troll keke
-Mieun- #6
Chapter 3: I laughed a bit more than I should at this. This is pretty much the handbook of the worst part of my bad humor. But who am I kidding, it's the part of my humor I find the most fun. This is the best, haha :D
AYOWASSAPKRIS #7
Chapter 3: i need some of yixings crack asap
chipsandpizza #8
Chapter 3: I have a feeling that yixing is giving baek too much weed. LOL he's freaking random i pity chanyeol.

Can't wait to see the appearance of xiuhan, can we have them in the next chapter? :)
ExoMsKungfuPandaTao #9
Chapter 3: XD OMG BAEK YOU ARE ING ADORBZ <3
usrup45 #10
Chapter 2: Looking great! Can'wait!