Dorm Building - E
Description
Where a lifeless hobbit crosses paths with eleven other hooligans and doesn't understand why they all aren't locked up in a mental hospital or a kindergarten. Add a dash of hormones and someone needs to start calling the doctor, because no way is he going to fall for that dickhead of a bronze god.
(heheh see what I did there?)
Warning: Vulgar language and references.
Foreword
Unit 03-02
Do Kyungsoo [BioChem Major]:
An insecure wuss who's so done with life.
Kim Jongin [Law Major]:
An anti-social jerk who acts as if there's a watermelon stuck up his .
Luhan [Psychology Major]:
The last time he was seen sober was exactly a minute after he came out of his mom's vajayjay.
Kim Minseok [Dentistry Major]:
Will die cleaning and sanitizing.
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Unit 04-02
Huang ZiTao [Economics Major]:
It's like his showerhead rains dollar-bills.
Kim Joonmyeon [Literature Major]:
Superstitious freak who might end up wearing a holy cow around his neck for luck's sake.
Oh Sehun [Open Major]:
He probably doesn't even buy his own underwear. "Because I have to ask mummy first."
Kim Jongdae [Communication Studies Major]:
Doesn't take Sherlock to find out why his laptop is always out of memory space.
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Unit 05-02
Byun Baekhyun [Nursing Major]:
How he even got into college is still unknown. IQ and innocence of a 9-year-old.
Park Chanyeol [IT Major]:
The lucky bastard who sleeps through all the classes and still aces every damn thing.
Zhang Yixing [Education Major]:
The reason why the world is a better place. We all need weed dealers like him.
Wu YiFan [Management Major]:
The bossy senior whose dad might have accidentally fed him fertilizer as a baby.
[A/N] this is gonna be a entertainment with no plot. So if you want a touching fic then look away. Unless you're into Bangtan then stalk my page please.
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