A/N : Featuring BTS (Jungkook, V, Jimin, Suga, Rap Monster, Jin & J-Hope) + cameos

/BEEPTAN BOYS/

Rap Monster : MAN WE ARE NOW IN THIS MESSAGING THING AGAIN!

J-Hope : I FILPPING TOLD YOU GUYS I'M BACK WITH A BRAND NEW FRIEND!

Ken : YEA! ME AND JHOPE ARE NOW FRIENDS!

Jin : MY GOD! YOU FUKING HORSE-

J-Hope : $100! HAHAH ER~~!!!

Jungkook : And here I am, practising on our comeback dance while u kids lay around being lazy pigs

V : ASDFGHJKL!! I LOOK HOT IN THAT TEASER OuO

Jungkook : tha fug hyung? No one does that to themselves, it’s gay.

Jimin : /looks at abs/ /touches abs/ /gets married to abs/

V : Your point is?

Jungkook : JIMIN YOU DESTORYED MY POINT I WAS TRYING TO MAKE!!

Jungkook : I KENNOT! MY GOD JIMIN YOU HORSE FACE-

Ken : $100

Jhope : $100

Jungkook : /gives up $200/

Suga : /being a bad boy & glares at ma phone/

Rap Monster : While typing ಠ_ಠ?

Suga : /why yes/

Suga : /my god im so awesome/

Suga : /wtf is this/

Suga : /peanut?/

J-Hope : HEY WHAT'S THAT BUTTON OVER THERE?

Jin : IT’S OUR FAN-GIRLING/BOYING BUTTON! DON’T TOUCH-

BE-BE-BEEP BE-BE-BEEP

Jin : FFFFFFF UUUUUUU

BOOM! KABOOM!

Rap Monster : WTF! FANS ARE EVERYWHERE! HOLY SHEET! THEY'RE TRYING TO PULL MY PANTS!

Jin : IT’S BECAUSE J-HOPE HAD TO PUSH THE GOD DAMN BUTTON! GET THESE FANS OUT OF MA FACE!

V : ASDFGHJKL!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT

V drops bomb.

Jimin : WTF!? IS THIS A PHOTO BOMB!? YES IMMA GO HAVE SOME FUN

Jimin drops yet another bomb with his pictures.

Jungkook : THROW IT OUT! OUT! OUT I SAID!

BOOM!

Rap Monster : MON(OH) STER(MY) GOD(LITERALLY GOD)!!!!

LETS JUST CHANGE OUR NAME TO BOMBTAN BOYS 4 ALL I CARE

WHO CARES ABOUT BEING BULLET-PROOF RIGHT NOW! WE NEEED TO BE BOMB-PROOF!!

Jimin : WHERES THE HORSE!?

Jhope : $100

Jimin : I MEANT HOUSE**

NO TIME FOR MONEY! OUR HOUSE IS BEING BOMBED!

EVEN OUR ROOF IS GONE!

Himchan : Your roof, your roof, your roof is on FIYAH!

V : LIKE OMG! WHERE IS MY DAD?!! DAEHYUN APPA I NEED U!

Himchan : BAI!

V : HE LEFT! DAEHYUN APPA ISN'T EVEN HERE T^T

Rap Monster : HA! HA! HA! WE ARE BOMBING PROOF! HA! HA! BOMBING PROOF! /singing bulletproof, bomb ver/

Jhope : I’M YOUR HOPE OuO

Rap Monster : /hoping/

Jhope : Hoping/hope/hoped/hopped/Etc/ = $1000

RapJinMinSugVKook : WHAT!?

RapJinMinSugVKook : NOW OUR NAME SOUNDS LIKE ‘ jin in sugar Book’

RapJinMinSugVKook : WHAT THE HECK IS A SUGER BOOK!?

Admin : Like I am jumping on my seat while doing this after I look up the countdown for BTS comeback…just ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKL

/ADMIN HOPE FANGIRL WITH ME/

Admin Hope : I would fangirl but I didn't understand half of the chapter u just wrote .-.

meh it's crack so psh whatever 

HOLY COW 

BTS

THE TRAILER

ASDFGHJKL

/admin : sorry guys, I forgot to in hide the chapter/