A/N : Feautring BtoB (Ilhoon, Changsub, Minhyuk, Hyunsik, Sungjae, Peniel & Eunkwang) & once again, a small appearance from VIXX's N & Ken /we are never gonna stop making them appear are we?/

/BEEP BEEP BANG BANG/ 

Ilhoon : Hello melodies! Today BTOB will be selling ‘BEEP BEEP BREAD’!

Changsub : At a very cheap price!

Minhyuk : YES! VERY CHEAP! CHEAP AS THE COST OF THIS BULLSIT! /insert a bull sitting down/

Sungjae : YEA! One for only $9999.99!

Ilhoon : LETS NOT FORGET, THAT THIS BREAD WON’T EVEN MAKE YOU FULL!

Peniel : /talks in English/ MAN, guys stop the fail promoting!

Eunkwang : I don’t know English so... PLEASE BUY OUR MAKNAE’s CONTROLLER!

Sungjae : HEY! DON'T USE ME FOR MONEY!

N : /uses bootylicious bottom and butts in/

N : So there is a voodoo for my look-alike >:D

Sungjae : Man, you guys appear everywhere!

Ken : I know right? Can somebody say ‘kennot’ so I can yell at them?

Minhyuk : OH HI! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY OUR MAKNAE’S VOODOO!?

Sungjae : HYUNG QAQ!

N : Make it cheaper, then i will buy it!

Minhyuk : OKAY! SURE! HOW ABOUT 0.00001 cents cheaper? Good price right?

N : DEAL!

Eunkwang : AND PLEASE ALSO BUY THE BEEP BREAD! WE GIVE YOU A 000001% DISCOUNT!

? : What flavours are there?

Eunkwang : Monkey flavour TEEHEE

Minhyuk : BOTH GENDER FAVOUR ;D

Changsub : LOL favour! (Life’s Of Loners Favour!)

Hyunsik : Eye smile or eye balls favour!

? : I read that as ‘balls4balls flavour’ But continue!

Peniel : Penellepee Favour!

? : What kind of peanut is that?

Peniel : Pee Wee favour.

Ilhoon : Manhood favour.

? : OH! I like this... /wink wonk/

Ilhoon : GET THIS FAIL WINKER AWAY FROM ME!

Ilhoon : BTW THERE'S ALSO SWEAT FAVOUR!

Ilhoon : Shakes dat smelly sweat to my darling '?' /full of swag and sweat/

? : /Pukes/

Sungjae : AND LASTLY! Bootylicious favour!

AHAYTAOEMD : RULE NO.12558 – This is not some kind of rule but more like fact

AHAYTAOEMD : FACT NO.12558 – Bootylicious favour is limited, because he only has two cheek.

Sungjae : True, it’s not like i can grow extra butts.

Minhyuk : Anyone still want to buy it?

ADMIN : To buy some of these BTOB’s random favour bread, which is only free to our readers! BTW, admin hope, what should we call them? LMAO.

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ADMIN HOPE : Dude nothing on our fanfic is ever free how is bread gonna get us more money? 
I need that $uho money

Anyways can't we just call our subbies 'normal people who like to read crack?'
Altho I prefer 'weirdoes who sniff dis sheet everyday!'
jks jks jks imma weirdo