A/N : Featuring B2ST's Yoseob & Doojoon and small appearances from N, Ken & Ravi from VIXX

/Beep/chokes/gay-ponies. YOU GOT A NEW MESSAGE!/

Yoseob : I never know animals could be gay...

Doojoon : Does that mean you also didn’t know that you're gay too?

Yoseob : We're all gay /flips hair/

Doojoon : What? You're the gay one.

Doojoon : I mean...your face could turn men gay and your abs could turn ladies gay too.

Yoseob : You've seen my abs ey? /wiggle eyebrows/

Doojoon : I think you misunderstood, your abs could turn ladies gay too cause your abs are the worst!

Yoseob : MEH I DON'T CARE 

Yoseob : CAUSE YOU'RE GAY FOR ME TOO :D

Doojoon : Hell no. You may think you look like this

Doojoon : But to me you look like this

Yoseob : But the first one is mine...

Yoseob : SO MY ABS ARE REAL! /flash abs/

Doojoon : /news break/ Yoseob has abs!

Doojoon : IT BURNS BTW /washing eyes/

Yoseob : /turns on hot water/

Doojoon : /eyes starts to boil/

Doojoon : ARHCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHASKDFASK /uses cold water/

Yoseob’s abs : /takes off clothes/

Doojoon : WTF!? YOSEOB WHEN DID YOUR ABS KNOW HOW TO USE A PHONE!?

Yoseob : I don’t care, it means I can type faster.

Doojoon : ABS CAN’T TYPE! I KENNOT!

Ken : WHEN WILL PEOPLE STOP GOD DAMN MENTIONING ME IN THEIR CONVOS

Ken : LIKE KEN U NOT TALK ABOUT ME BEHIND MY VIRTUAL Y BACK?

Ravi : Hyung... just go.

Ken : Fine, BAI BAI :D

Ravi : So Yoseob, you should join the abs club only for $999999999999.99 a month!

Ravi : One year tho is at a special of $999999999999999999999999999!

Doojoon : Do you get money or something back?

Ravi : Yea, 00.01 cents, per month. Sounds fair?

Yoseob : THAT IS A TOTAL MOTHER OF YOSEOBS RIP OFF

Ravi : Be careful of what you say, your abs might get ripped off ):

Yoseob : /protects abs by using layer of fat/

Doojoon : Now your abs are gone.

Doojoon : GO WORK OUT! WE NEED THE ABS!

Yoseob : Then why don’t you work out!

Doojoon : Me with abs?

Doojoon : I WOULD LOOK LIKE A GOD!

God : Hell no. You are nowhere near y

Doojoon : Then who are you to be so y?

god : Duh. I’m da God

Doojoon : N.O.

N : You know, don’t put the full stop in the middle of no, because it will tag meh.

N : GEEZ I FEEL U KEN I KENNOT EITHER 

Ken : GOD DAMNIT I KNOW TALKING BEHIND MY VIRTUAL HOT BACK IS Y BUT STOP. IT.

Yoseob : I got my abs back :D /worked like a slave to get them back/

god : More like slave

AHAYTAOEMD : Rule. 129849757 - TO STOP TEXT MESSAGEING FROM TURNING INTO ING...WAIT! There is no cure for that. Meh, all your innocents will be gone >:D

Admin : I’m admin for a reason.

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