Episode One: Meeting Mr. Oh-So-Hot

"Why are you doing this to me?" Sehun stood there with his hands on his hips, watching Luhan, who is picking up his luggage.

"Look, I'm sorry, okay? It's not my fault my tard stepfather wants me back in China. His little old thinks I'm just banging girls and getting wasted when he isn't even here to witness whatever the I do. But I do admit, college life here had been a blast from all those parties, getting high, and just doing whatever we want. Even so, I have to go back because... my mother... you know.." Luhan rubbed the back of his neck from the mention of his mother.

"Still a Mama's Boy, huh?" Sehun scoffed, still pissed off at the fact that Luhan thinks more highly of his mother than him.

"Yeah.. but I'm pretty sure your new roommate won't be that bad. I'll try to visit in the summer, but for now, you better behave and not freak the new guy out. You're lucky my patience and tolerance for your sassiness is as long as my ."

"Your stretches from a to z on my iPhone's screen, do you really wanna have another talk about this with me, again?" Sehun took a bag of potato chips and shoved a handful of it in his face.

"Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny." Luhan had always been upset whenever Sehun made a joke about how small his is. It gets him offended because truthfully, he's quite disappointed in Luhan Junior. Therefore, Sehun uses that weakness to pester Luhan all the time ever since he caught Luhan ing while watching in his room. At that time, Sehun happened to see the little hotdog Luhan USED to be proud about.

"Either way, my plane departs in about 2 hours so I need to get moving."

"FINE. LEAVE ME. ALL ALONE. I HAVE NO BUDDY NOW BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE I DON’T NEED YOUR LITTLE WIENER TO GIVE MYSELF PLEASURE. GOODBYE." Sehun had enough of Luhan's so as lazy as he is, he gave up on trying to get Luhan to stay. As Sehun slumps down on the couch and stuffs more chips in his mouth, the doorbell rings.

"Oh, that must be the new roommate," Luhan says as he runs to the door, but runs back.

"YOU LITTLE . PLEASE PUT SOME PANTS ON OKAY? DO NOT SCAR HIM LIKE YOU DID TO ME." Luhan totally forgot that Sehun wasn't wearing any pants, but just underwear. Actually, most of the time Sehun doesn't even wear boxers so his balls just go flopping around, but it's Sehun, he doesn't give no .

"Why? He's gonna see my weapon of destruction sooner or later so what's the big deal if he sees it sooner than expected? Besides, I'm wearing ! Just chill Luhan, every man and woman would be happier than ever to see my beautiful member any day."

"NOT EVERYONE LIKES YOU, SEHUN."

Sehun gasped and the look on his face screams "-I-will-slice-you-if-you-don't-ing-shut-up." Knowing that face, Luhan calmed down and watched his words because we all know he doesn't want to be whooped by Sehun's shadow tonight.

"He might not like the way you work your way in life, like how I deal with your and do basically everything for you, so get rid of your bad habits before something ILLEGAL happens."

"Just shut up and open the door."

When Luhan cracked the door open, it was as if the new roommate was made of pure gold and he was just shining like he owned the damn place. Luhan greeted the guy before heading to the airport. "Sehun-ah, I'm going now! Remember what I told you!"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. Just leave." Sehun's eyes were still glued to the TV when Luhan left, until the roommate walked into the living room.

"Hi, I'm Jongin." Jongin shyly introduced himself