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hey daydreamer
Changmin @chwangminator 1h
Meet my dad. The worst cook on the planet
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 1h
@chwangminator do you need a stepmom?!?! XDDDDD
Changmin @chwangminator 56m
@bornfreeonekiss You're gross, hyung. Go away
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 55m
@chwangminator i'm sure the man needs some lovin :3
Changmin @chwangminator 49m
@bornfreeonekiss Sure but he doesn't need yours tyvm. Now shoo!
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 49m
@chwangminator i'm sure what's under those clothes is waiting to be worshipped. kim jaejoong at your service~
Changmin @chwangminator 33m
@bornfreeonekiss For the love of-- pls stop ing on my dad!!!!!!11
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 30m
@chwangminator t(╥﹏╥t) asswipe
Changmin @chwangminator 25m
@bornfreeonekiss Hyung pls
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 24m
@chwangminator ................................. xD XDDDDDDDDDD !!!
Changmin @chwangminator 22m
@bornfreeonekiss I know what that smile means. No
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 22m
@chwangminator his number and i'll teach him how to cook
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 22m
@chwangminator see dear dongsaeng, i'm doing all this for u :***
Changmin @chwangminator 15m
@bornfreeonekiss In your wet dreams
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 14m
@chwangminator ಠ◡ಠ in ಠ◡ಠ my ಠ◡ಠ wet ಠ◡ಠ dreams ಠ◡ಠ really ಠ◡ಠ ???
Changmin @chwangminator 30s
@bornfreeonekiss UGH! JUST REMEMBER I'M DOING THIS FOR FOOD OKAY!!!!!!!!!11!11111111
Changmin @chwangminator 5s
@bornfreeonekiss DM
"Changmin I can hear you cursing all the way over here." The college sophomore plops down the couch beside his dad, a scowl on his face. "Did someone throw rocks at Mangdoongie again?"
The younger man groans, flailing his limbs. "Please don't remind me. But no, it's not that." He faces his thirty-six year old dad and silently thanks the heavens that he's too much of a technology illiterate to even know what Facebook is, much less Twitter. "Would you be mad if I said I got you a cooking teacher? For free."
"Do I fail at cooking that much?"
"Yes."
"Right. If it's for free, then why not." His father shrugs. "Is it the old lady next door?"
Changmin snorts. "He's hardly old and he's a man. He's a senior at my college. Kim Jaejoong. Disaster is his middle name. I gave him your number so expect a call in about... ten seconds. Gotta go take Mangdoongie on a walk now. Bye papa!"
He leaves his stunned father gaping at the ringing device that is unfortunately buried under the couch.
It takes Yunho at least a minute to answer the call. "Does it really take you that long to answer a call?"
A very unfamiliar voice could be heard from the other line and he frowns. "Excuse me?"
"I'm Changmin's bestest friend in the whole wide world, Kim Jaejoong. I assume he's told you about my free service?"
Yunho recovers from his initial shock and nods, mentally slapping himself when he realizes this Jaejoong guy couldn't even see him. He clears his throat. "Ahh, that. Yes, he has. Are you sure it's fine, though? I mean, I don't want to bother you and it's free. I don't think..."
"You don't have to worry about that. You can pay me."
"Oh, then how much--"
"Through dates."
The older Jung splutters. "I'm sorry, I think I heard you wrong."
"No, no. You heard me right, actually. Dates, Yunhoyah."
He quirks a brow. Yunhoyah? Since when are they on a first name basis? He doesn't even know who he's talking to, for heaven's sake! Without much thought, he hangs up.
Jaejoong stares at his phone in incredulity and proceeds to bury himself under his fluffy blanket in embarrassment, wishing for the ground to swallow him whole. Just when he musters up courage to chase after someone who catches his eye, he s it up by saying the weirdest things.
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 16m
fml
김준수 @1215thexiasstic 14m
@bornfreeonekiss WHAT HAPPENED HYUNG~~~???!!!!!!!
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 14m
@1215thexiasstic stop screaming at me, su. i'm going to go deaf :|
김준수 @1215thexiasstic 11m
@bornfreeonekiss Sorry~ :( what happened Hyung?
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 10m
@1215thexiasstic hey isn't that my cap?! O.o
YuChun @6002theMickyBrown 8m
@bornfreeonekiss @1215thexiasstic XD Told you he'll notice it.
김준수 @1215thexiasstic 8m
@6002theMickyBrown @bornfreeonekiss shut up Yoochun!
김준수 @1215thexiasstic 8m
@6002theMickyBrown @bornfreeonekiss look! We're all wearing glasses :D
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 7m
@1215thexiasstic @6002theMickyBrown no wonder i can't find it anywhere ;;
김준수 @1215thexiasstic 4m
@bornfreeonekiss @6002theMickyBrown sorry Hyung :'( next time I'm telling you when I'm taking your things
jiji @bornfreeonekiss 3m
@1215thexiasstic @6002theMickyBrown ..........................you can have it, su
YuChun @6002theMickyBrown 40s
@bornfreeonekiss @1215thexiasstic I'm at your front door. O
Not bothering to check his appearance, Jaejoong lazily drags himself out of bed and opens the front door only to be tackled on the floor by a very cheerful Junsu, who is wearing his missing cap. He pats the giggly man on the back and doesn't make a move to get up, finding comfort in the cold hard floor.
Blinking, Junsu lies down beside his hyung and grins, tugging on Yoochun's sleeve and pulls him down beside him. The three oddballs are now lying on Jaejoong's hallway for no apparent reason.
"Well..." Yoochun trails off. "This feels nice. But why exactly are we doing this?"
"Because I scared my future husband off."
Junsu chooses to keep his mouth shut, knowing how he's never helpful during situations like this. "Who's this future husband of yours again?"
"Jung Yunho."
"His name seems familiar. I've heard of it somewhere."
"Yeah, well, he's Changmin's dad."
Yoochun guffaws while Junsu stares at him as if he's grown two heads. Well he'd rather grow two heads if that means he could turn back time and undo his mistakes.
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