Prompt:

Yixing is stacking chairs because stacking chairs is his job. One of the chairs keeps running away from him and flashing rainbow-gay, shaking its nonexistent at him. He decides to leave the chair alone because Yixing swears he's straight. The next day, all the chairs seem normal, so Yixing decides to sit on one of the chairs 'oh my thighs hurt' but instead of him sitting on the chair, the chair sits on him(and farts because who doesn't love farts?).

Notes:

lmao whos the farting chair idk