Prompt:

Set in a hospital where everyone has strange diseases that aren't really that smart of diseases but are kind of diseases because why are they in the hospital

Notes:

Disease ideas - i-blink-a-lot, maybe-i-dropped-my-coffee, i-breathe-too-shallow, i-have-too-many-bookmarks, my-hands-are-too-pretty, my-neighbour-likes-my-collarbones, i-forget-to-open-the-curtains