The story of how Minho and Krystal ended up sprawled on the floor kissing each other
Boys ♂ and Girls ♀ (Prince and Princesses of the school) (Hiatus)“YOU!!!!!"
A punch, and before anyone can save him, Minho was nothing but a sparkle in the sky yelling "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
"Seohyun Noona......." 10 minutes later Minho trudges back into the classroom with slightly tattered clothes.
Seohyun was about to raise he fist to punch him again when Krystal screams "Unnie!! It's not his fault!"
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Now along the years, as the story of ”How-Minho-and-Krystal-ended-up-sprawled-on-the-floor-kissing-each-other" got told and retold again at parties, graduations, weddings and reunions, no one really knows the real version of the story anymore, but this is how Jonghyun swore it happened:
Twas the day, when all was well
Until Jungshin decided, he wanted to see hell
He asked Hyuna endless questions, that made no sense
Then accused her of ion, hence
The girl ran away crying, of course her friends followed
but not without first giving, threats to have Jungshin hollowed
Now we all knew, Jungshin's time was due soon
Since Seohyun's punches, could send him to the moon
So when lunch time striked, and Seohyun pulled Jungshin out
We were all not very surprised (And everytime someone would yell "That part doesn't even rhyme!" With Jonghyun sending them a glare)
We gathered together, wanting to give Jungshin our last goodbyes
But when we made way there, something very strange happened
Out came banana peels from no where, that had everyone slippin'
We all regained balance, except for two
Who had there lips presses together, it's true!
What happened next, we all know clear as glass
So this is the tale of how Minho kissed Krystal, therefore saving Jungshin's .
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Right now on the timeline:
"So....banana peels just came out of no where?" Seohyun asked, unbelieving.
"So.....You guys was going to watch me get beaten up?" Jungshin asked, unbelieving.
Jonghyun and Yong Hwa smirked, fist bumping each other "True story."
The next few days passed by quickly, with no one bringing up the subject of Hyuna's job or the kiss.
Except for the sniggering and lip smacking noises that were made at a blushing Minho and Krystal whenever the were near each other.
Or the fact that Seohyun would always maneuver Krystal away from Minho.
"I still can't trust you! You have a crush on Krystal right? How can I be sure- Hey! You could've planned the whole thing!" Seohyun argued
"Noona! Don't say it so loudly!" Minho wailed, eyes flickering anxiously at Krystal who was (Seohyun made sure) at least 5 metres away, going more bright red.
"Say what? Did you actually plan it?" Seohyun narrowed her eyes.
"No! I mean....c-c-crush.."
"Oh what? That you have a crush on Krystal?" Seohyun laughed "And you thought it wasn't obvious already?"
Yes, the days passed peacefully indeed, until one day?
"School fair?" Everyone groaned while their teacher happily chalked the words onto the black board.
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