Exo jokes

 

Xiumin:Do you like me? Chen:No X:Oh okay... C:You didn't ask me if i love you X:Awwww, do you love me? C:No ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sehun:Hey hyung! I wrote a poem about you, me and luhan. Wanna hear? Xiumin:Sure, why not? S:Roses are red S:Violets are blue S:He's for me S:Not for you S:If by chance S:You take my place S:I'll take my fist S:And smash your face X:... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Suho:Don't make fun of me cause i'm short Kris:What?! I'll never stoop that low. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kris:Hey you. Luhan:... K:Yeah you. L:... K:You are fabulous. L:... K:You are amazing. L:... K:You are so attractive. L:Stop talking to the mirror. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sehun:Are you still mad at me? Luhan:Twinkle twinkle little star S:How i wonder what you are? L:Wish i could hit you with my car S:Okay, you're still mad. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TEXTING Luhan:Lay? Where are you? Lay:Driving home from Walmart. Why? Luhan:Because you brought me to Walmart with you... Lay:...Oh... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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