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@ Tiararogue: Eyyy!! WHO STARTED SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT NO FAIRY DRESSES!!!???

@ decembermouse: Ji-oppa~~<3 I wonder if Ji-oppa IS the princess or not...?

@ ChadaP: Why does everyone keep thinking Ji-oppa is the princess? Is it like... so... leading that he is?

@ als_rlsk: Here's your update~<3

~Key-ah

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Chapter 3: The Princess... is Not a Princess...

Seungri

        I stared at the person before me carefully. He claims he's my fairy godfather? Um, excuse me, but.... I don't think fairies and guys go together. Especially when they're wearing pink fluffy dresses like the one the person in front of me was wearing. Like honestly? A PINK FLUFFY DRESS!? Honestly! I eyed the guy on more.

"What?" he asked.

"Why... are you wearing... a dress?" I asked.

"'Cause it's my job to look fairy-like." he replied.

"But... it's so short..." I stated. He raised an eyebrow.

"Why you lookin' down there?" he asked. I flushed.

"I'M NOT!" I yelled.

"Then how do you know it's short?" he questioned.

"Because I was looking down there..." I said quietly.

"See? I was right!" T.O.P. exclaimed. "Now make a wish!"

"Why..?" I asked.

"Duh, I'm your fairy. I grant wishes. Now tell me you want to go to that party!" T.O.P. yelled.

"I wanna go to that ball?" I questioned.

"GOOD JOB!" T.O.P. shouted.

       Giant puffs of smoke and cotton candy crap came flying out at me. I started sparkling, and then the world started spinning. All I could see now, were giant puffs of cotton candy...

"Toppie kadab Top! Toppie ka Top!" T.O.P. squealed like a little girl.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?" I shouted.

"WHAT THE DO YOU THINK I'M DOING!?" he yelled.

"HOW WOULD I KNOW?" I yelled back.

"I'M CASTING A ING SPELL!" he screamed.

"I KINDA FIGURED!!"

"THEN WHY THE DID YOU ASK PANDA-FACE!?"

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G-Dragon

        I gave my dad a disapproving look as I flounced around in my dress. For god's sake, I did NOT like crossdressing and flirting with guys even though I so great at it. A ing smiley face walked up to me and started chatting up a storm. I rolled my eyes but talked to him anyways.

"Hi~" I said sweetly.

"Hey Princess," he replied. "I'm Dae Sung, what's your name?"

"Kwon Ji..." my voice drifted off. What the hell is my girl name?

"Kwon Ji?" Dae Sung asked. "Kwon Ji what?"

"Yeon," I said quickly. "Kwon Ji Yeon,"

"That's a nice name," he said.

"Yeah, but it's GD to you," I said.

"GD? That's pretty manly," Daesung said. I traced his jawline with my finger, playfully.

"Well I'm a manly princess," I replied, then walked away.

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Yeah Daesung, GD's a manly princess. AHAHAHAHAHAAAA~~<3

Next chapter's the final ^.~

By the way, T.O.P.'s chant was a play with "Abracadabra Alakazam"

~Key-ah

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