Yesung: Have you guys seen Ddangkkoma?

Kyuhyun: Nope

Siwon : I’m filming, I don’t know. Sorry, got to go!

Heechul: Don’t know, don’t care

Leeteuk: Have you search at the usual places?

Yesung: YES AND I CAN’T FIND HIM!!!

Kangin: Calm down, why is he even out of his cage? -,-

Eunhyuk: Eyy, he’s probably hiding somewhere

Shindong: That turtle is as weird as you are

Henry: Maybe he’s avoiding you

Zhoumi: Because he’s sick of you

Henry: Ehey, ZhouRy! High five!

Zhoumi: *virtual high five*

Leeteuk: Yah yah, kids *keumanhae!

Ryeowook: Oh? Ddangkoma is missing? Good. I really hate that turtle.

Yesung: How could you! He is the son of us, the YeWook OTP!

Ryeowook: He bites me when I tried to feed him!

Yesung: You don’t play with him long enough for him to recognize you as his mother!

Ryeowook: Why I am the mother here? And stop saying he is my son!

Yesung: He is the proof of our loves, Wookie!

Yesung: The symbol of YeWook!

Ryeowook: -,- Hyung please. If I really want a son with you, I’ll adopt a puppy or a toddler!

Sungmin: Whoa what do we have here? YeWook moment!

Kyuhyun: Fans are going to think the ships are real if ever this text messages are leak to the public.

Kyuhyun: Its gonna be the end of Super Junior.

Heechul: Over? Puh-lease! They would kill to have their OTP come true.

Yesung: YAH YAH! Can we please stop drifting away from the real topic! MY BABY IS MISSING!

Donghae: Hyung, have you eaten the soup?

Yesung: Yes I have and it’s really delicious!

Ryeowook: Soup? What soup?

Yesung: I don’t know, I just ate it.

Ryeowook: As far as I know, there’s no chicken or meat in the fridge. How do you make soup?

Heechul: The real question is, how did he even cook?

Donghae: Hey! Don’t insult my ability in cooking! And I know there’s no meat so I used a substitute.

Eunhyuk: *virtual snorting* You mean, your non-existent cooking skill?

Donghae: I swear if it’s not because I love dogs as much as you do, I will cook Choco and served it to you like I did to Ddangkkoma!

Yesung: YOU WHAT?!

Leeteuk: WHAT

Kyuhyun: WHAT

Eunhyuk: WHAT

Ryeowook: WHAT

Kangin: HOLY FREAKING COW

Siwon: ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

Yesung: Does this mean, I just ate Kkoma?

Donghae: Yupp ^^ Pretty delicious aint it?

Kyuhyun: You my hyung, are evil!

Sungmin: Guys, I just came home and found Yesung hyung fainted on the couch.

Donghae: Oops?

Leeteuk: I honestly don’t know how to handle you kids anymore. T_T

Donghae: Okay, maybe I went a little overboard here.

Donghae: Calm down. Let me explain.

Donghae: No I didn’t cook Ddangkkoma. That was just a joke.

Donghae: The soup, okay to be frank I bought it. Because, come on everyone know I can’t cook to save my life!

Eunhyuk: KNEW IT YOU CANT COOK. YOUR SKILL IS NON-EXISTENT.

Donghae: Shut up!

Shindong: So, where’s the turtle?

Donghae: In the sink at the toilet. K bye.

Heechul: And to think ELF thought of him as pure innocent baby when he enjoyed making people’s life miserable.

Leeteuk: And to think I’m stuck with kids like you guys, I give up!