Leeteuk: Yah kids. What do you guys want for dinner?

Heechul: Why?

Donghae: PIZZA!

Eunhyuk: Aniya, I want jajjangmyeon!

Shindong: Chicken. Lets eat chicken.

Kyuhyun: Samgyupsal...

Leeteuk: Yah kids, choose one only! Hurry!

Kangin: Why are we eating out anyway?

Heechul: Yeah, isn’t Ryeowook at home now?

Leeteuk: Well, lets just say that our eternal magnae is not in the mood to cook for us.

Yesung: Woah what happened?

Leeteuk: Something bad happened. Like, really really bad.

Siwon: Eyy hyung it can’t be that bad, right?

Leeteuk: Oh trust me, it is bad.

Donghae: Wookie’s mad?

Leeteuk: No, he’s burning in anger.

Eunhyuk: Ahaha ha ha, I wonder why...

Kyuhyun: Ergh hyung your way of laughing is weird.

Sungmin: Hyung can you just tell us WHAT happened?

Leeteuk: Ryeowook will be mad.

Hangeng: He’s not here.

Leeteuk: Well, there’s quite a few reason as to why he can’t cook dinner for us.

Leeteuk: You guys knew how much he loves the kitchen, right?

Leeteuk: First, the kitchen is in mess.

Kibum: The kitchen is always a mess. What’s new about that?

Leeteuk: No, you guys don’t understand. Its super duper mega ultra mess.

Shindong: Its can’t be as bad as the last time right? Right?

Leeteuk: Oh trust me, it is. Ryeowook is practically fuming in anger.

Eunhyuk: Aha ha I’m not sure if I want to know how angry he is.

Leeteuk: Oh you wouldn’t.

Kyuhyun: Oh my ing gosh just tell us dammit!

Siwon: Don’t cursed maknae. It’s a sin to curse to our God.

Heechul: Oh hush Siwon, now is not the time for that.

Leeteuk: Okay, there’s flour everywhere in the kitchen.

Kangin: It’s not that hard to clean that though.

Leeteuk: I’m not finish yet. Wet flour on the floor. It’s slimy and just yuck. There’s no where to step your feet on.

Henry: Eww, who did that? Thank god I’m not in the same dorm with you guys.

Leeteuk: Also, one of the pot has magically turned into black colour.

Sungmin: Hey, isn’t the pot colour is silver?

Leeteuk: Exactly. Go figure out how that happened.

Leeteuk: Then, oh god. Just thinking about the oven makes me wanna cry. No kidding.

Donghae: Oh look at the time. Need to feed my dog some food. BYE.

Zhoumi: Weird, since when did he pet a dog?

Kyuhyun: He didn’t, I smell something fishy...

Yesung: Anyway, what happened to the oven?

Leeteuk: Apparently, someone is being a smartass by putting raw potatoes in the oven resulting in the potatoes exploded in the damn oven.

Leeteuk: I bet you guys can imagine how it looks like.

Shindong: That’s... that’s really IS bad hyung. Much worse from before infact.

Leeteuk: Oh wait, here’s the fun part. Ryeowook was walking into the kitchen when...

/Leeteuk is typing.../

Kyuhyun: HYUNG I’M DEAD CURIOUS HERE PLEASE TYPE FASTER AHJUSSI

Leeteuk: oblivious to the kitchen’s state, he entered the kitchen resulting into him sliding down the slimy floor and fell down right on his and

Leeteuk: hitting the cupboard making all the pot fell on him with its contained which is slightly suspicious. So, he’s now basically covered in slimy flour and suspicious food on the kitchen’s floor.

Leeteuk: if looks could kill, I would be dead by now.

Leeteuk: YAH MAKNAE I’M NOT AN AHJUSSI I’M JUST 5 YEARS APART FROM YOU

Kibum: So, hyung. While all of this happened, you didn’t bother to give a helping hand or something?

Leeteuk: Oh well...

Leeteuk: oh, Ryeowook said and I quote, “the culprit better sleep with an open eyes tonight if he value his life!” end of quote.

Eunhyuk: Oh well look at the time. I promised the monkeys some bananas the other day. GOT TO GO!

Heechul: Just what the hell is wrong with EunHae today?

Kyuhyun: I’m laughing so hard right now. Oh gosh.

Sungmin: More like cackling evilly so hard.

Kyuhyun: Teuk hyung, tell Wookie hyung to come here now.

Leeteuk: What are you planning maknae?

Kyuhyun: Aish just do it.

Ryeowook: What

Kyuhyun: Hyung I think I knew who’s the culprit.

Super Junior: REALLY?! WHO?!

Kyuhyun: EunHae of course! Those two can’t cook to save their life!

Kyuhyun: Noticed how Donghae disappeared after Leeteuk mentioned about the oven? Only someone like Donghae would do something like that!

Kangin: They are your hyung you bastard.

Kyuhyun: Ah no time for that. And Eunhyuk, disappeared when Leeteuk quoted Ryeowook because he’s scared!

Hangeng: And the slimy floor?

Kyuhyun: It’s obvious that those two idiots were playing with the flour. They’re like the choding of Super Junior!

Ryeowook: LEE HYUKJAE! LEE DONGHAE! RESPOND TO ME OR YOU’LL BE DEAD MEAT!

EunHae: YES SIR.

Heechul: Aww how cute that they send the same message at the same time. They synchronized so well.

Ryeowook: COME HOME THIS INSTANT AND CLEAN THE MESS. I DON’T ING CARE WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE DOING NOW. COME HOME NOW!

EunHae: Aye aye captain!!!

Ryeowook: YOU STILL DARE TO PLAY AT THIS MOMENT?!

EunHae: NO WE DON’T. We’ll be coming home in a minute!

Kyuhyun: Oh god, this is gold. My schedule is almost finished and I shall come home now to watch this torture.

Heechul: Hehh me too. I need to buy popcorn.

Yesung: You know what, I’ll be coming home too. This is too fun to ignore.

Kangin: Me three.

Shindong: Me four!

Hangeng: Count me in.

Sungmin: Oh well, why not?

Kibum: I had nothing to do anyway.

Zhoumi: On my way there with Henry!

Siwon: Well, I’ll go too then since everyone’s there.

Leeteuk: /sigh/ you kids, jinjja...

I tried to be funny and i failed.

So sorry for my lack of sense of humour /throw brick/

I seriously had no idea what I just wrote.

I just love troublemaker EunHae okay.