PG-13; Han Geng/Heechul, Siwon/Heechul, Siwon/Han Geng, Siwon/Han Geng/Heechul, mentions of other pairings; romance, crack

My yeobo for life wanted to know Sihanchul’s backstory in Hopeless Case and because she is the Min to my Kyu, here it is :) I’m sorry it took so long! 

Can be read alone, or as a much crackier, kind-of-related companion piece (where Unspoken Rule #1 doesn’t exist). I’ve taken liberties with the rooming arrangements for the purposes of this fic: Kyumin, Yewook, Eunhae, Kangteuk, Shindong and Kibum, and Han Geng and Siwon room together. Heechul gets his own room, because he’s Heechul.