Not So Almost Paradise
Swag Over Flowers, Money Over Everything! (Boys Over Flowers Parody)We interrupt this weeks episode of The Unscrupulous Misadventures of AJay and MOP (aka Seungmi) [LINK!] for a drama special, one time only showing of:
Swag Over Flowers, Money Over Everything,
Starring: The lovable cast of TUMOAAM
*Cue BOFs theme song, with added swag beat*
Ajay: *riding bike down pretty neighborhood, singing happy tunes really loudly and offbeat. Whips into dainty coffee shop where she is meeting MOP*
MOP: *grabbing Ajay as soon as she entesr* You're late! You almost missed it. *sits down at table near small stage*
Dae: *walks onto stage* Everyone, ANNYEONGHASAEYO!! HAHAHAHA~! My name is Daesung. Kang Daesung. ARE YOU READY TO HAVE A GOOD TIME~?
*MOP squeals along with the other fifty million girls*
Dae: *starts singing trot version of Big Bang's Last Farewell, killing all the fangirls.*
Ajay: *laughs, gets up to order drinks*
MOP: *busy trying catch hearts that Daesung is throwing*
Skipping a few minutes into the future, where Ajay has ordered drinks and she's making her way back to table with drinks in hand when...
*POW! SCREECH! SPLASH! SPLOSH! SPLOOSH! SPLACK!* in other words *she bumps into someone, spilling the drinks and cause them to fall the floor.*
*cue super hip hop beat of intimidation*
Ajay: *sitting up* AIGOO~! My drinks!
Person bumped/GD: What do you think you are doing? Get off.
Ajay: *o_o, O.O* *slowmotion camera pan to guy/GD's face, which is pretty darn irritated*
*people run over*
Ppl: Are you okay? *camera pan onto ppl, who turn out to be TOP, Tae, and Ri looking all fancy.*
Ajay: *gulp* *thinking* This doesn't look good. *glances at guys* On second thought, it does.
*swaggy BOF theme song out*
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