Cast:

•  Park Yoochun
• Shim Changmin
• Jung Yunho
• Kim Jaejoong
• Kim Junsu

*Camera turns on*

Yoochun: *Limps into view* Hello...

Changmin: Viewers, if you're wondering why he's like that- it's because he finally experienced the pain of being a bottom.

Yoochun: For five rounds... It kills. And Changmin has a really big .

Changmin: Now you know how it feels to be a bottom!

Yoochun: But I'm gentle on your sweet !

Changmin: YOU ARE NOT GENTLE! *Whacks Yoochun*

Yoochun: Ouch! Sorry! My dear god, you are so wonderful and great that even your presence overwhelms me. May you have mercy on me!

Changmin: *Shoves Yoochun aside in search for food* Damn Yunho always ing Jaejoong… The food is running low in this house…

Yoochun: Changmin... Is food really better than me? I taste better than food right? Don’t I?

Changmin: What if I said that food tasted better?

Yoochun: I HATE YOU! How can you compare an inanimate object to me! Tell me that I’m beautiful!

Changmin: Pardon me, but wasn't it you who compared yourself to food first? *Smirks and chews on a sandwich*

Yoochun: B-but you agreed! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

Changmin: Stop yelling.

Yoochun: IM NOT YELLING!

Changmin: Yes, you are.

Yoochun: YOU ARE THE ONE WHO'S YELLING, you… YOU FOOD KILLING MONSTER! Yeah! You FOOD KILLER!

Changmin: I'm not yelling. And yes, I'm a food murderer, since I eat much more than the average man, but don't you eat as well? And didn't you say you loved me? So technically, you love a food murderer.

Yoochun: I DON'T LOVE YOU, I HATE YOU! 

Changmin: *Sighs, walks over to Yoochun and kisses him to shut him up*

Yoochun: *Squeaks, wraps arms around Changmin and kisses back*

Changmin: And this is why I should top.

Yoochun: *Whimpers and tries to pull Changmin in for another kiss*

Changmin: *Pushes Yoochun away, remembering something* aren’t we supposed to be spying on Yunho and Jaejoong?

Yoochun: I don't care... *Tugs Changmin closer*

Changmin: Hey! Enough!

Yoochun: *pouts and tears up* you don't want to kiss me? 

Junsu: Nope. He doesn't. 

Changmin: LEAVE US ALONE!

Yoochun: *Cries and pushes Changmin away*

Changmin: *Grabs knife and runs after Junsu* 

Junsu: *Screams* HELP! CHANGMIN IS TRYING TO MURDER ME!

Changmin: YOU BET I AM! YOU'RE DOLPHIN SOUP!

Yoochun: *Giggles*

Changmin: *Chucks knife in Junsu's direction*

Junsu: *Screams and barely avoids it* I HATE YOU!

Changmin: Join the club! *Hugs Yoochun and kisses him deeply*

Yoochun: *Relaxes and kisses back, wrapping his arms around Changmin*

Changmin: Let's go to our room…

Yoochun: You top...

Changmin: I top... *Smirks, carrying Yoochun in his arms*