Cast:

• Park Yoochun
• Shim Changmin
• Jung Yunho
• Kim Jaejoong
• Kim Junsu

*Camera turns on*

Yoochun: Hello and a happy belated Christmas and New Year, I had lots of fun~ *erted smile*

Changmin: *Whacks Yoochun* You ! You left me limping for two days!

Yoochun: But it was your fault! Who was the one begging ‘Harder! Faster!’ ?

Changmin: *Smacks Yoochun’s forehead and gets up to walk away*

Yoochun: “Changmin~ I'm sorry~” *Puppy-dog eyes and pout*

Changmin: *Ignores and walks away*

Yoochun: I’ll let you top tonight!

Changmin: *Looks back, glares and looks away again*

Yoochun: I’ll buy you that movie- collection you always wanted!

Changmin: *Chews on slice of pizza*

Yoochun: *Sobs* FOOD! I’ll buy you a free pass to an all-you-can-eat buffet!

Changmin: *Stops chewing, thinks and goes back to ignoring*

Yoochun: *Sniffs* Fine! I’ll go be with Junsu! He has the juiciest in the world and he knows how to appreciate a gorgeous man like me!

Junsu: Leave me out of this…

Changmin: *Snickers*

Yoochun: O-or a with Yunjae! They wouldn’t mind!

Changmin: Yunho will never allow you near Jaejoong, and vice versa.

Yoochun: Then I’ll go to the club! I'll go find a better man! *Grabs keys and glances back at Changmin*

Changmin: *Continues eating*

Yoochun: *Slams door*

5, 4, 3, 2, 1 

Yoochun: PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I’LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT! ANY-

Changmin: *Stuffs bread in Yoochun’s mouth*

Yoochun: MMPH! *Chews on bread vigorously and flails arms in the air*

Changmin: *Bursts out laughing*

Yoochun: *Swallows and pouts* Please?

Changmin: I’ll think about it.

Yoochun: *Tears up, falls to floor and hugs his own legs* Changmin’s gonna leave me... He hates me...

Changmin: *Tries to pull Yoochun off the floor* “Get up!”

Yoochun: Changmin hates me... Everyone hates me... Park Yoochun is not loved by anyone...

Changmin: Sorry… *Awkwardly pats Yoochun’s head*

Yoochun: *Cries even more* “You’re so caring! And I’m a hateful bastard who doesn’t deserve you!

Changmin: If you don’t get up, I’m leaving.

Yoochun: “I’M UP! I’m up! Don’t leave me! *Wipes away tears and clutches Changmin’s shirt*

Yoochun: …Sure.

Yoochun: …Wanna have make-up ? *Grins*

Changmin: *Rolls eyes*

Yoochun: …Please?

Changmin: *Walks into his room*

Yoochun: “Changmin!”

Yunho: *Pops head out* What happened? I heard screaming.

Junsu: *Shrugs* Don’t ask me.