"... This, sir, is our house specialty; Our best-seller so far. Seared duck topped with black truffle, glazed in a savory sauce of red wine and a variety of Middle-Eastern spices." Kyungsoo laid a large, extravagant-looking dish of the mentioned ingredients, in front of the man. The food was giving off an exotic and mouth-watering aroma, so much that the other customers seated near their table leered at them in curiousity and envy. 

...I have forgotten to mention that this dish is my pride and joy, charming food critics and so-called "gourmets" alike. 

The man lifted his eating utensils, brought a piece of duck to his lips, slowly placed it inside his mouth, and chewed. 

His eyes widened slightly. 

"I see my dish has never ceased to impress." Kyungsoo smiled at the customer, a hint of smugness creeping into his expression. 

"Well, sir? Is it fancied by your taste buds?" The man gave a thoughtful glance at the dish in front of him, then at Kyungsoo. 

"I am, actually, quite surprised..." 

"It's surprisingly..." 

Magnificent? 

Splendid? 

Uniquely flavorful?

"...Mundane, considering that this is a Michelin three-star restaurant. And it's horribly over-priced too. Definitely not worth the price, by the way." The man finished, smirking up at Kyungsoo.

".....Excuse me?" 

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okay i know i havent updated any of my other fics

and i promise i will 

soon

seriously

but this idea just popped into my head and arhgdjfshdfk i just couldn't resist writing it i mean 

ugH

sorry for the crappy title/description/everything hahaHAHA okay im out

happy holidays, everyone!!! 

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