Chap. 1; Kitties!

Neko Tail! :3

Macy: UGH! Why does hw have to take soo long Garrett... * -3-/ *

Garrett: Because teachers don't have limits, Macy.

Macy: Hmmm...

Garrett: Stuck on a problem?

Macy: Yeah, but it's from my stupid project.

Garrett: Would I be of any help? *Peaks to see*

Macy: No. It's about the grading portion. I'm totally going to fail.

Garrett: Oh, um, that ?

Macy: Yeah..

*Back At The Apartment

Macy: WE'RE HOME!

**Cats Run Up**

Garrett: Seth! *Picks Up Kitten*

Macy: Hey Channie.

Channie:*Rubs Self On Macy's Pant Leg*

Garrett: Our cats get too excited to see us.

Macy: That just means they love us.

Seth: *Stands On Garrett's Shoulder Like A Parrot*

Garrett: Still.

Macy:*Plops On The Couch*

Channie:*Runs Up On Couch And Sits On Macy's Lap*

Macy: Well yeah. Too bad they can't turn human, I could walk into our apartment and be greeted by a cute smiling face. *Picks Up Channie* Wouldn't I? * ^V^*

Garrett: *Takes Seth Off Of Shoulder, And Sits At Kitchen Table* That'd be a little freaky. Like they're turning from cat to human, they probably wouldn't look like you'd expect.

Macy: I don't care! I could have someone to hug everyday, and they could love me, and only me.

Garrett: Well I can hug you everyday if you'd want?

Macy: It's not the same. I want to hug someone I really love, and is not gay.

Garrett: And you would love your cat?

Seth: Meow *Derp*

Macy: What's wrong with my cat? He's adorable and cute! Unlike your derp faced cat. * :P *

Channie:*Snuggles Closer To Macy*

Garrett: I'm just saying, it's one thing to love your cat, and one thing to be in a relationship with it.

Seth: *Rubs Against Leg*

Macy: It's nothing different from your cat. * :P *

Garrett: *Sighs* Can we just do something else, other than discuss what can't be?

Seth: *Climbs Up Leg Onto Lap*

Macy: Okay, so the subject of dinner? Whatcha want?

Garrett: No no, what you want?

Macy: I could make bibimbap?

Garrett: Macy, we've discussed this. You can't just say foreign cuisines and expect me to want them.

Seth: *Purr*

Macy: *Sigh* I'm too tired, it's been a long day. Want to just order pizza? I can make a Chocolate S'mores Cheesecake?

Garrett: Thought you were "too tired"

Macy: Making the dessert is easy. I'm just too lazy to cook an entire meal, and stand for the next 2-3hrs. I'd rather make a desert.

Garrett: I could cook!

Seth: *Meow*

Macy: Fine you cook, I'll make dessert.

Garrett: So what you want me to cook?

Macy: Hey! *Puts Hands Up* You're the cook. * :P *

Garrett: You're the consumer!

Macy: You know I'm not a picky eater.

Garrett: Fine! I'll make a stir fry on a bed of rice!

Macy: You have to add veggies and meats in it!

Seth: Meow! *Rubs Against Leg*

Garrett: You're not getting any.

Macy: Ugh! Fine! We'll both make our own dinners, and I'll make dessert.

Garrett: I know that! I'm not stupid! Just because you went to culinary doesn't mean you have to critique me if I forget to say something!

Macy: Sorry! It's a habit now. * -3- *

Seth: *Goes To Play With Channie*

Garrett: Well let me try to make you dinner.

Channie: *Ignores Seth*

Macy: Fine

Seth: B-but... * Whispers So We Can’t Hear Him*

Garrett: Yay! I'll get started!

*A Few Minutes Later...

Garrett: So if our cats were human, would they still eat cat food?

Macy: They'd probably try to eat it again, but they'd probably develop our taste buds and hurk at it.

Garrett: Haha, humans eating cat food.

Macy: Which reminds me! *Gets Up And Grabs 2 Cans Of Cat Food* They must be hungry. *Opens Cans And Puts Cat Food In Bowls*

Garrett: It's good to feed them every now and then. *giggle*

Seth: *Meows Happily* *Rubs Against Macy*

Macy: *Leans Down And Pets Seths Head* You're Welcome, and that's probably a good idea.

Channie:*Get's In Seth's Way*

Seth: *Eats*

Channie:*Turns Back And Eats*

Garrett: Do they have water? *Stirs The Food*

Macy: It's milk now. I decided to spoil them a bit today.

Garrett: You're too kind *Puts Rice In Bowl*

Macy: * :P * Well I mean, just because I had a tiring day doesn't mean I can't put any effort out for them.

Garrett: But none for me? Oh, wait, dessert. Yay! Dinner's done!

Macy: I'll get started on desert. I'll just eat and work at the same time.

Garrett: When will we ever have a nice dinner for just us two!?

Macy: Never. * :P * Haha, We eat every night Garrett. We live in the same apartment for petes sake!

Garrett: B-but... I don't know anymore!

Seth: Meow? *Plays With Channies Tail*

Channie:*Swats Seth With Tail* Meow. *Struts Off*

Macy: Oh, just sit down and eat boy.

*Puts The Crust For The Cheesecake In Oven*

Garrett: Okay! *Under Breath* Don't have to be so mean!

Seth: *Chases Channie*

Macy: Hahaha. * :) * Who else is gonna do it?

Channie:*Runs Away*

Garrett: Zach

Seth:*Continues To Pursue*

Macy: Psh! You tell that boy to come to me. He's scared of me anyways. Need me to take him out for you? *Smirks*

Channie:*Turns Around And Starts Chasing Seth*

Garrett: No, but I'd like to take him out, go downtown with him... on him. *Chuckles To Self*

Seth: * Runs*

Macy:*Rolls Eyes* Of course you do.

Channie:*Cuts Seth Off*

Garrett: Sorry, I'm a guy. I'm always looking for . Sorry you women want to preserve your ity. *Says "Preserve Your ity" In A Mocking Voice*

Seth: *Backs Up Slowly*

Macy: I know you do, but you have to remember I can't go around sleeping with every guy I find attractive. I'd probably be popping babies out of thin air by then.

Channie:*Pounces On Seth*

Seth: *Meows Playfully* Garrett: Still, you can at least lose your ity. Doesn't mean that you're a .

Channie:*Scratches And Hisses Once In A While*

Macy: I'm sorry I couldn't lose it to my love from high school, Garrett. I can't be like you who has friends once in a while. Friends with benefits. I want someone who actually cares for me.

Garrett: I still haven't lost mine! Friends with benefits? I wish.

Seth:*Takes A Break To Clean Himself*

Macy: I thought you did it with that guy in high school? *Takes Crust Out Of Oven And Puts It In Freezer*

Channie:*Struts To Channie's Cat Bed*

Garrett: I-I went over, and we kissed, and he removed his pants, and I was shaking, and I wanted to, but I was so nervous. So we cuddled for the rest of the night in our boxers.

Seth: *Rubs against Garretts leg*

Macy: Ohhh, so that's what happened. I only heard rumors.

Channie:*Walks In A Circle To Settle Down*

Garrett: The most I've ever done with him was just hands... *Takes sip of iced tea*

Seth: *Rubs against Macy's leg*

Macy:*Interrupts Garrett* Nope! I'm good! End of story!

Channie:*Looks Up And Runs Towards Seth*

Seth: * Jumps in air, sprawled out*

Garrett: That was it anyways. *chuckles*

Macy: Okaayy....*Melts Chocolate And Takes Out Crust*

Channie:*Watches Seth Fly*

Macy: Garrett, control your spazzy cat. I have to keep working around him.

Garrett: Never! Run free little Seth!

Seth: *Runs In Circle Then Climbs Up Curtain*

Macy: Get Seth off the curtain, he's gonna tear it. *Pours Chocolate On Top Of Crust And Puts Back In Freezer*

Channie:*Trots Over And Watches Seth Climb Up*

Seth: *Jumps onto chair*

Garrett: Done.

Macy: Good. *Makes The Meringue* Channie:*Walks To The Kitchen And Climbs On Chair*

Garrett: Tame your cat!

Macy: W- He's sitting on a chair in the kitchen! He's not running around like a spaz like yours.

Channie:*Cat Smirks*

Garrett: He's not a human, so he can't sit at the table!

Macy: Seth's sitting at the table too!

Seth: *Sits next to Channie*

Garrett: He deserves it!

Channie:*Slyly Pushes Seth Off*

Macy: What'd Seth do to deserve it? He poked holes in the curtains and landed on a chair? Channie jumped onto the chair.

Garrett: Seth isn't selfish like Channie! *Picks Up Seth*

Macy: How's Channie selfish? He's just sassy.*Picks Channie Up And Hugs Him* Have you seen our hand lighter?

Garrett: Yes.

Macy: Then where is it? *Puts Channie Down*

Garrett: I don't know

Channie:*Circles Around Macy's Legs*

Macy: * -_- *

Garrett: Did you check your pockets?

Seth: *Gets Out Of Garretts Arms*

Macy: Not that kind of lighter. * :P *

Garrett: 'm rather comfluffled.

Macy: I meant the blow torch?

Garrett: Did you check the bread box?

Macy: Bread box? Why would it be there?*Walks Over*

Garrett: Reasons.

Macy:*Opens Bread Box* Huh? It's here...Garrett.*Starts Torching The Merigunge*

Garrett: Brb from my brb.

Seth: *Follows Garrett*


So, whatcha guys think? It's just an intro to the rest of whatevers going to happen. If you like it comment below. Whatcha like so far? Till The Next Chap. ....AWAY! ~~:--->

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