Chap. 1; Kitties!
Neko Tail! :3Macy: UGH! Why does hw have to take soo long Garrett... * -3-/ *
Garrett: Because teachers don't have limits, Macy.
Macy: Hmmm...
Garrett: Stuck on a problem?
Macy: Yeah, but it's from my stupid project.
Garrett: Would I be of any help? *Peaks to see*
Macy: No. It's about the grading portion. I'm totally going to fail.
Garrett: Oh, um, that ?
Macy: Yeah..
*Back At The Apartment
Macy: WE'RE HOME!
**Cats Run Up**
Garrett: Seth! *Picks Up Kitten*
Macy: Hey Channie.
Channie:*Rubs Self On Macy's Pant Leg*
Garrett: Our cats get too excited to see us.
Macy: That just means they love us.
Seth: *Stands On Garrett's Shoulder Like A Parrot*
Garrett: Still.
Macy:*Plops On The Couch*
Channie:*Runs Up On Couch And Sits On Macy's Lap*
Macy: Well yeah. Too bad they can't turn human, I could walk into our apartment and be greeted by a cute smiling face. *Picks Up Channie* Wouldn't I? * ^V^*
Garrett: *Takes Seth Off Of Shoulder, And Sits At Kitchen Table* That'd be a little freaky. Like they're turning from cat to human, they probably wouldn't look like you'd expect.
Macy: I don't care! I could have someone to hug everyday, and they could love me, and only me.
Garrett: Well I can hug you everyday if you'd want?
Macy: It's not the same. I want to hug someone I really love, and is not gay.
Garrett: And you would love your cat?
Seth: Meow *Derp*
Macy: What's wrong with my cat? He's adorable and cute! Unlike your derp faced cat. * :P *
Channie:*Snuggles Closer To Macy*
Garrett: I'm just saying, it's one thing to love your cat, and one thing to be in a relationship with it.
Seth: *Rubs Against Leg*
Macy: It's nothing different from your cat. * :P *
Garrett: *Sighs* Can we just do something else, other than discuss what can't be?
Seth: *Climbs Up Leg Onto Lap*
Macy: Okay, so the subject of dinner? Whatcha want?
Garrett: No no, what you want?
Macy: I could make bibimbap?
Garrett: Macy, we've discussed this. You can't just say foreign cuisines and expect me to want them.
Seth: *Purr*
Macy: *Sigh* I'm too tired, it's been a long day. Want to just order pizza? I can make a Chocolate S'mores Cheesecake?
Garrett: Thought you were "too tired"
Macy: Making the dessert is easy. I'm just too lazy to cook an entire meal, and stand for the next 2-3hrs. I'd rather make a desert.
Garrett: I could cook!
Seth: *Meow*
Macy: Fine you cook, I'll make dessert.
Garrett: So what you want me to cook?
Macy: Hey! *Puts Hands Up* You're the cook. * :P *
Garrett: You're the consumer!
Macy: You know I'm not a picky eater.
Garrett: Fine! I'll make a stir fry on a bed of rice!
Macy: You have to add veggies and meats in it!
Seth: Meow! *Rubs Against Leg*
Garrett: You're not getting any.
Macy: Ugh! Fine! We'll both make our own dinners, and I'll make dessert.
Garrett: I know that! I'm not stupid! Just because you went to culinary doesn't mean you have to critique me if I forget to say something!
Macy: Sorry! It's a habit now. * -3- *
Seth: *Goes To Play With Channie*
Garrett: Well let me try to make you dinner.
Channie: *Ignores Seth*
Macy: Fine
Seth: B-but... * Whispers So We Can’t Hear Him*
Garrett: Yay! I'll get started!
*A Few Minutes Later...
Garrett: So if our cats were human, would they still eat cat food?
Macy: They'd probably try to eat it again, but they'd probably develop our taste buds and hurk at it.
Garrett: Haha, humans eating cat food.
Macy: Which reminds me! *Gets Up And Grabs 2 Cans Of Cat Food* They must be hungry. *Opens Cans And Puts Cat Food In Bowls*
Garrett: It's good to feed them every now and then. *giggle*
Seth: *Meows Happily* *Rubs Against Macy*
Macy: *Leans Down And Pets Seths Head* You're Welcome, and that's probably a good idea.
Channie:*Get's In Seth's Way*
Seth: *Eats*
Channie:*Turns Back And Eats*
Garrett: Do they have water? *Stirs The Food*
Macy: It's milk now. I decided to spoil them a bit today.
Garrett: You're too kind *Puts Rice In Bowl*
Macy: * :P * Well I mean, just because I had a tiring day doesn't mean I can't put any effort out for them.
Garrett: But none for me? Oh, wait, dessert. Yay! Dinner's done!
Macy: I'll get started on desert. I'll just eat and work at the same time.
Garrett: When will we ever have a nice dinner for just us two!?
Macy: Never. * :P * Haha, We eat every night Garrett. We live in the same apartment for petes sake!
Garrett: B-but... I don't know anymore!
Seth: Meow? *Plays With Channies Tail*
Channie:*Swats Seth With Tail* Meow. *Struts Off*
Macy: Oh, just sit down and eat boy.
*Puts The Crust For The Cheesecake In Oven*
Garrett: Okay! *Under Breath* Don't have to be so mean!
Seth: *Chases Channie*
Macy: Hahaha. * :) * Who else is gonna do it?
Channie:*Runs Away*
Garrett: Zach
Seth:*Continues To Pursue*
Macy: Psh! You tell that boy to come to me. He's scared of me anyways. Need me to take him out for you? *Smirks*
Channie:*Turns Around And Starts Chasing Seth*
Garrett: No, but I'd like to take him out, go downtown with him... on him. *Chuckles To Self*
Seth: * Runs*
Macy:*Rolls Eyes* Of course you do.
Channie:*Cuts Seth Off*
Garrett: Sorry, I'm a guy. I'm always looking for . Sorry you women want to preserve your ity. *Says "Preserve Your ity" In A Mocking Voice*
Seth: *Backs Up Slowly*
Macy: I know you do, but you have to remember I can't go around sleeping with every guy I find attractive. I'd probably be popping babies out of thin air by then.
Channie:*Pounces On Seth*
Seth: *Meows Playfully* Garrett: Still, you can at least lose your ity. Doesn't mean that you're a .
Channie:*Scratches And Hisses Once In A While*
Macy: I'm sorry I couldn't lose it to my love from high school, Garrett. I can't be like you who has friends once in a while. Friends with benefits. I want someone who actually cares for me.
Garrett: I still haven't lost mine! Friends with benefits? I wish.
Seth:*Takes A Break To Clean Himself*
Macy: I thought you did it with that guy in high school? *Takes Crust Out Of Oven And Puts It In Freezer*
Channie:*Struts To Channie's Cat Bed*
Garrett: I-I went over, and we kissed, and he removed his pants, and I was shaking, and I wanted to, but I was so nervous. So we cuddled for the rest of the night in our boxers.
Seth: *Rubs against Garretts leg*
Macy: Ohhh, so that's what happened. I only heard rumors.
Channie:*Walks In A Circle To Settle Down*
Garrett: The most I've ever done with him was just hands... *Takes sip of iced tea*
Seth: *Rubs against Macy's leg*
Macy:*Interrupts Garrett* Nope! I'm good! End of story!
Channie:*Looks Up And Runs Towards Seth*
Seth: * Jumps in air, sprawled out*
Garrett: That was it anyways. *chuckles*
Macy: Okaayy....*Melts Chocolate And Takes Out Crust*
Channie:*Watches Seth Fly*
Macy: Garrett, control your spazzy cat. I have to keep working around him.
Garrett: Never! Run free little Seth!
Seth: *Runs In Circle Then Climbs Up Curtain*
Macy: Get Seth off the curtain, he's gonna tear it. *Pours Chocolate On Top Of Crust And Puts Back In Freezer*
Channie:*Trots Over And Watches Seth Climb Up*
Seth: *Jumps onto chair*
Garrett: Done.
Macy: Good. *Makes The Meringue* Channie:*Walks To The Kitchen And Climbs On Chair*
Garrett: Tame your cat!
Macy: W- He's sitting on a chair in the kitchen! He's not running around like a spaz like yours.
Channie:*Cat Smirks*
Garrett: He's not a human, so he can't sit at the table!
Macy: Seth's sitting at the table too!
Seth: *Sits next to Channie*
Garrett: He deserves it!
Channie:*Slyly Pushes Seth Off*
Macy: What'd Seth do to deserve it? He poked holes in the curtains and landed on a chair? Channie jumped onto the chair.
Garrett: Seth isn't selfish like Channie! *Picks Up Seth*
Macy: How's Channie selfish? He's just sassy.*Picks Channie Up And Hugs Him* Have you seen our hand lighter?
Garrett: Yes.
Macy: Then where is it? *Puts Channie Down*
Garrett: I don't know
Channie:*Circles Around Macy's Legs*
Macy: * -_- *
Garrett: Did you check your pockets?
Seth: *Gets Out Of Garretts Arms*
Macy: Not that kind of lighter. * :P *
Garrett: 'm rather comfluffled.
Macy: I meant the blow torch?
Garrett: Did you check the bread box?
Macy: Bread box? Why would it be there?*Walks Over*
Garrett: Reasons.
Macy:*Opens Bread Box* Huh? It's here...Garrett.*Starts Torching The Merigunge*
Garrett: Brb from my brb.
Seth: *Follows Garrett*
So, whatcha guys think? It's just an intro to the rest of whatevers going to happen. If you like it comment below. Whatcha like so far? Till The Next Chap. ....AWAY! ~~:--->
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