Heh... Heh... Heh?

My Multiple Choice Life

Heh... Heh... Heh?

 

 

“SOOYOUNG AHHH!” A voice pierced into my right ear.

 

 

“SOO SOO SOO!” Another voice pierced into my other ear.

 

 

“STICK GIRL!”

 

 

“YAH! Who you calling a stick?!” I shouted at Hyoyeon.

 

 

“Kekeke.” Hyoyeon grinned. “I mean skeleton~”

 

 

“YAH!” I pouted. “Why are you three here, by the way?”

 

 

“Oooh.” Yoona ooh-ed

 

 

“Ahhhhh.” Yuri ahh-ed.

 

 

“Heyyyyyy.” Hyoyeon hey-ed

 

 

“Ayoooooo” Taeyeon Ayo-ed into my ear.

 

 

“Oh Ma Gawd since when were you in the class?”

 

 

“Just.” Taeyeon grinned. “Because I’m byuntae ninja!”

 

 

“…”

 

 

“So why are you here?”

 

 

“Ooh. Sunny Unnie wanted to see you.” Yoona told me.

 

 

“Ssam.” I corrected her. “Sunny’s our teacher, not our older sister.”

 

 

“Unnieeee!” Yoona whined.

 

 

“Unnie!” Yuri echoed. “Whatever Yoona says is correct.”

 

 

“Of course. Whatever Yoona says is correct. No doubt.” I said sarcastically.

 

 

“Sunny Unnie!” Hyoyeon shouted.

 

 

“Heya Hyo baby.” Sunny whispered into my ears.

 

 

“WHA-“ I shouted and fell back my chair in shock. “Why are you whispering to me when you are calling Hyo baby? I mean HYOYEON!”

 

 

“Well… Ok, Soo baby~”

 

 

“Ugh…” I groaned. From the pain of falling, the 4 weirdos and Sunny’s ageyo(?).

 

 

CHOOSE

 

 

1)Roll over and start barking like a dog

 

2)Stand up and call Yuri a dog.

 

 

What. Call Yuri a dog?! NUUUUUU. Be a dog?! HUHUHUHUHUHU

 

 

I rolled over and stood on all fours. “Arf arf.” I barked miserably.

 

 

“Hey, You’re like my Hani!” Yuri giggled.

 

 

Yoona suddenly got on all fours. “Woof woof!”

 

 

“Hey, me too! Me too!” Hyoyeon raised her hand up excitedly and got on her fours too. “AWUUUUUU~!”

 

 

“Dummy! That’s a wolf, not a dog!” Yuri chuckled and kicked Hyoyeon in the .

 

 

“Ooooh. Buttttt.” Taeyeon stood behind Hyoyeon and drooled over Hyoyeon’s bouncy .

 

 

“Soo baby is just a cute puppy slave!”

 

 

“Slave?!” Now that I had completed my choice, I was free from the choices flying all over my eyes and the dull pain in my head.

 

 

I stood up and glared at Sunny.

 

 

“SORWEE! SUNNY IS SORWEE. FORGWIVE MEEEE?”

 

 

I clenched my fist. “Sunny ssam. You. Are. Not. 5.”

 

 

“I AM TWREE!” Sunny lifted up three fingers.

 

 

I facepalmed myself.

 

 

“Oh. About my visit.” Sunny suddenly said seriously. “Seohyun the class rep from 1-A told me that you, Sooyoung, did something offensive to Jessica Jung from class 1-A.”

 

 

“It wasn’t offensive!” I protested. “I merely her shoes.”

 

 

“Wow wow Soo baby. You have guts.” Sunny chuckled.

 

 

“Sooyoung.” I corrected Sunny.

 

 

“Oh. And Class 1-A wants to declare war on class 1-F. So I need five students to fight against the five students from 1-A”

 

 

“Weirdos 5 let’s go!” Hyoyeon pumped up her fist excitedly.

 

 

“I’m not a weirdo!”

 

 

“Kekeke. I mean Weirdos 4 plus stick girl! Let's go!”

 

 

“Yah~!’ I whined.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Crazy update~

 

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shikshinJagiyaSoo24
#1
Chapter 4: Hahhahaha this is soo funny...where are u now authorsshi??
Youngjae08
#2
Chapter 4: WAHAHAHA. FCUK. THIS IS HILARIOUS
JijieYawHereCSYJSY #3
Chapter 4: omg yes seohyun go get marry oredy!!!! XD
rosymarg
#4
Chapter 4: Choose

1)It is lemon

2)It is lemon

xD it's very funny! i like this fic so much!
SunnyHorizon #5
Chapter 4: Toi funky ans thé story plot is l'ile thé manga baka to test.
bakwoongang
#6
Chapter 4: ahahahaha hyoyeon is going to marry seohyun this is just too epic
summerwinter #7
Chapter 4: "Tae can count butts perfectly fine" OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT DAT XD
Author you're funny hahaha dont stop lol
Poor hyo then...
THANKS FOR UPDATE!
_KhairulAdha
#8
Chapter 4: It seems you have no choice, Kim Choding~ ♥
soneSYoungster
#9
Chapter 4: Lmao Hyoyeon x'DD
My cheeks hurt from smiling too much X3
And now she has to marry seohyun??? Wahahaha this gets better and better ^3^
Va_asianloverz
#10
Chapter 4: please update soon