hello and konnichiwa. come on and slam and welcome to seungkwan. i'm the vocal boy with the vocal talent of the sing song and the hair like a football like the kid on hey arnold. newayz just did like seventeen show 3 the other day, it was awesm. 2 bad the intl fans couldnt see it but for them hahahaha they should pay one hundred and thousand and hundred and thousand million dollars to come see THIS *gestures at body and face and football hair and throat and voice*. that day was one of the days where i finally began to understand how lucky i am. i looked at myself in the mirror very  carefully, analysing every detail and got a bit caught up in my hair. i saw something in the background and looked up only to see soonyoung and chan in the mirror, standing behind me. i wuld be lying if i didn't admit that i jumped and screamed a little. what the HECKie was that? also, leader master choicheol's hair shocked me into flashbacks of blood... seeing the light... my birth...? bad times, anyway. please get rid of that red as soon as possible. red = danger and everybody knows that leader master choicheol has not even got one tiny bit of that inside of him. on the other hand, junghan looked really pretty. i mean. his hair looked really pretty. yeah. uh. have 2 go. bai