Fri 3 Aug (4:01pm)
What’s the answer to life?

(4:03)
42.

(4:07)
So you did watch Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

(4:09)
Not really. My roommate likes to quote the movie whenever he can.
(4:10)
He likes to be annoying.

(4:12)
He sounds like fun.

(4:17)
I think you and him could be awesome friends.

(4:19)
Of course we will.
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We’re both awesome and fun.

(4:23)
Now that I think about it, it would be an absolute nightmare for me.

(4:24)
That is true. We’ll be bugging the out of you.

(4:27)
Something that I do not want.

(4:31)
That’s because you’re no fun at all.
(4:32)
You need friends that should take you to fun places.

(4:35)
Coming from the girl who asks weird questions?

(4:39)
I’m right, so you shouldn’t judge me.

(4:42)
I’m sure.

(4:44)
Want to ask questions again?

(4:47)
Sure.
(4:48)
Whose turn is it?

(4:51)
No idea.
(4:52)
I’ll ask.
(4:54)
Do you have any siblings?

(4:56)
I do. I have an older sister and an older twin brother.
(4:57)
I know you have siblings, but how many brothers and sisters do you have?

(4:59)
I have five older brothers, two older sisters, and one older twin sister.

(5:05)
Welcome to the younger twin siblings club.

(5:08)
We should make t-shirts for this.

(5:11)
I don’t think anybody would join, though.

(5:12)
It doesn’t hurt to try, though.
(5:14)
Childhood hero?

(5:17)
…
(5:18)
If you tell anybody about this, I will skin you alive.

(5:21)
Threats don’t work when they’re over text.
(5:22)
But I promise not to tell anybody.

(5:25)
I…
(5:26)
It was tigger. Tigger was my childhood hero.

(5:29)
…

(5:31)
You better not be laughing.

(5:34)
Not really.
(5:35)
My childhood hero was Winnie the Pooh growing up.

(5:37)
Seriously?

(5:39)
Yep. It was mostly to do with the fact that I wasn’t a very sociable child.
(5:40)
Not only that, but I wasn’t a very happy kid growing up.

(5:42)
I really can’t picture you being unhappy. Especially since you seem to make others happy.

(5:44)
That’s what Winnie the Pooh does. He doesn’t like seeing others unhappy, so he tries to make others happy. That’s what I planned to do during my childhood.

(5:47)
The reason why I liked Tigger is because my grandparents gave him to me when I was young. I didn’t really talk until I was five, but he became my inspiration.

(5:49)
You do notice that we just opened up to each other, right?

(5:51)
I think I need a couple of days for this to settle in.

(5:53)
Same.
(5:54)
Talk to you later, then.

Sat 4 Aug (2:31pm)
Where do squirrels usually come from?

(2:33)
And we’re back to abnormal questions.

(2:36)
I’m serious.
(2:38)
Did they migrate over here? Did they come here with the trees? How did they end up here?

(2:41)
You do know that normal people wouldn’t be asking these types of questions, right?

(2:43)
Yes, but who says I’m normal?
(2:44)
Being normal is boring.

(2:47)
I can tell.

(2:49)
It’s your turn to ask questions.

(2:52)
Do you have any tattoos?

(2:53)
Way to be creative.
(2:54)
I actually have four right now.

(2:56)
Really? Where and what are they?

(3:02)
One is on my left shoulder in the back with one of Banksy’s artwork of the little girl with the red balloon in water color with the quote ‘Like most misery, it started with apparent happiness’ at the bottom. The second one is on my wrist with a tribal tattoo of a phoenix. The third is on my side with the entire quote from Lord of the Rings about the One Ring. The last one I got is of one of my hips that spell out ‘Lumos’ while the other hip that spell out ‘Nox’.
(3:04)
Do you have any tattoos?

(3:07)
Wow, that’s a lot.
(3:08)
I only have one tattoo.

(3:10)
Where and what is it?

(3:16)
It’s on my left shoulder blade and it’s more of a motto I like to tell myself. It says ‘Do what u like and luv What u do’ with three stars on top of the word what.

(3:18)
Correct me if I’m wrong, but they sound grammatically incorrect.

(3:21)
English is not my strongest language.

(3:23)
At least it makes sense. I mean, at least it doesn’t sound awkward.

(3:25)
But what does your quote mean?

(3:28)
I got mine out of a book I was reading. It was either that quote, or ‘A small fact: You are going to die....does this worry you?’

(3:31)
Where do you get these from?

(3:33)
It’s from The Book Thief. It’s a great book and I recommend you reading it.

(3:36)
Is it sad?

(3:38)
I can’t tell you. You’re going to have to figure that out by yourself.

(3:41)
…

(4:04)
Dude, where’d you go?
(4:18)
You went and bought the book, didn’t you?
(4:23)
I win!

Mon 13 Aug (8:09pm)
Why didn’t you tell me The Book Thief was sad?!

(8:13)
Well hi to you, too.
(8:15)
As for the question, it’s because I didn’t want to spoil it for you.

(8:18)
Now I can’t look at Jesse Owens because then I’ll think of Rudy.

(8:21)
He was your favorite, too, then?

(8:24)
Of course he was my favorite! How can he not be?
(8:25)
Who could honestly not like Rudy?

(8:27)
My sister never really liked him. Then again, she doesn’t like almost all of my favorite characters.

(8:32)
He should’ve lived, though! He and Liesel deserve to be together!

(8:33)
I did not write the book, mister.
(8:35)
But it is a story that one can’t forget, though.
(8:36)
They came out with a movie about it.

(8:38)
Did you watch it?

(8:41)
I have.
(8:42)
It actually has the same elements as the novel.

(8:45)
I need to watch it.

(8:47)
Once the DVD comes out, we can have a live chat while the movie is going.

(8:51)
When is the DVD coming out?

(8:53)
I think in November.

(8:55)
During that time, we can have that movie marathon together.
(8:56)
Of course, conversing through texts.

(8:59)
That doesn’t sound like a bad idea.
(9:01)
We can start on September 9.
(9:02)
It will always be the second Sunday of every month.

(9:04)
Of course, before the movie event, we have to decide on a movie.
(9:06)
I just realized that we’re planning a very significant event amongst ourselves.

(9:12)
That just means we’re already awesome friends.

(9:15)
It usually doesn’t take me less than three months to actually be comfortable with someone.

(9:17)
Maybe it’s because we’re having this sort of relationship through texts and not through actual face to face communication.

(9:19)
That could be it.
(9:20)
I need to go. I’ll text you later.

(9:23)
Bye!

Sat 18 Aug (2:49pm)
What if we’re all colorblind, but we just don’t know it?

(2:51)
Its way too early for you to be thinking like that.

(2:54)
I ask the important questions that nobody seems to want to answer.

(2:57)
You took something before texting me, didn’t you?

(3:00)
I had about five cups of coffee today.

(3:02)
How are you still breathing?

(3:05)
I have to take at least five cups of frappuccino.

(3:07)
You’re like my roommate. He can’t function properly without four cups of Iced Americano.

(3:10)
I’m not a fan of the flavor. It needs a lot of sugar for me to enjoy it.

(3:12)
I swear, you and my roommate will make great friends.

(3:15)
We could.
(3:16)
We’d probably ban together and annoy the out of you.

(3:21)
Please don’t.

(3:24)
But anyway, answer my question!

(3:27)
It’s not really a question. It’s more of an unanswered thought from your mind.

(3:29)
Fine, you fun ruiner.
(3:30)
Do you have a talent?

(3:33)
I can rap, sing, and write my own lyrics.
(3:34)
Not really a talent.

(3:36)
If you’re good at it and you actually like it, then it counts as a talent.
(3:37)
There’s no such thing as a bad talent.

(3:41)
Well, what’s your talent?

(3:43)
I can also sing, but I can also play guitar, both acoustic and electric, and I can draw and tell stories.

(3:45)
One day, will you tell me a story?

(3:48)
One day, if I’m not lazy.
(3:49)
I want to use my ability to draw and tell stories to write a children’s book.

(3:51)
You like kids, then?

(3:54)
I love kids.
(3:55)
I plan to have about seven kids and then adopt as many as I could as time goes on. Each from different countries.

(3:57)
That’s actually really cute.

(3:59)
Do you like kids?

(4:02)
I’m the same as you. I would like to have as many kids as I can and then adopt a few from different countries.

(4:05)
One day you’ll make one very lucky woman very happy.

(4:08)
One day.
(4:09)
I need to go. It’s almost time to clock out and I’d rather curl up watching a show on my television.

(4:12)
Alright. Have fun with whatever you’re doing!
(4:13)
Text you later.

Thurs 23 Aug (5:27am)
The Macarena is actually missing a beat halfway through and that’s why everyone screws up while dancing it.

(5:31)
Just be lucky I don’t actually know who you are because I’m about ready to strangle you.

(5:34)
I should be your wakeup call so that way you get to get up early.

(5:36)
Please don’t. I will have to find something to kill you with and that is neither here nor there.

(5:39)
You are such a Mr. Grumpy Gills.

(5:41)
Where is that from, by the way?

(5:43)
It’s from Finding Nemo.
(5:44)
Please tell me you’ve seen it.

(5:46)
I have no idea what that is.

(5:48)
Have you seen any Pixar movies?

(5:51)
Not really. I don’t even know what they are.

(5:54)
I know what to watch for our first ever movie marathon!
(5:56)
Starting at ten in the morning, we shall watch all the Pixar movies!

(5:58)
For some reason, I’m not going to like it.

(6:01)
Hush you. You’re going to watch it and you’re gonna like it.

(6:03)
That actually sounds really creepy.

(6:06)
That’s the entire point!
(6:07)
That just means we need to rent a few movies to make this last.

(6:09)
Will there be subtitles?

(6:12)
There will be subtitles.

(6:15)
Can we talk about this some other time?
(6:16)
The fact that you woke me up early is forcing me to actually start my day.
(6:18)
I hope you’re happy.

(6:21)
Ecstatic.
(6:23)
I need to go, too. I have a job to get to.
(6:24)
Text ya later, then.

Tues 28 Aug (11:23pm)
Do you think squirrels get married at the park?

(11:27)
…
(11:28)
Sure.
(11:30)
Why are you thinking of squirrel marriage? At eleven at night?

(11:32)
I decided to walk around the park this late and I saw two squirrels ing each other.

(11:35)
What parks do you go to?

(11:37)
I go to normal parks.
(11:38)
Which reminds me, I should start heading home.

(11:41)
I’ve always wondered what it’d be like to live in your head, but then I see your texts and then I go ‘never mind then’.

(11:43)
I’m awesome and don’t you forget it.

(11:45)
Sure. Let’s go with that.

(11:48)
You’re not very nice.

(11:50)
Of course I’m not. I was sleeping.

(11:53)
Sorry about that. I was just really curious.

(11:55)
I’m going to ignore you and go to sleep.

(11:57)
Night!

(12:01)
Night.

A/N: As you can tell, the chapters are getting a little bit longer. Mostly because I'm actually writing more. Thank you for your comments and subscribing to my story. Hopefully I will continue this fic without any trouble. Enjoy!