“Welcome”

        Welcome to Never Ever 119, where you can be counseled by the best of the best! We don't judge darlings, we accept anyone with an application, whether that be robbers, murderers, theives, or even regular students. After you sign up, we'll pair you with the counseler we believe to be most fit, unless you already have someone in mind. Don't worry, we'll keep all your secrets safe- we'll never, ever dial 119 (: 
Remember, our motto is: 

                                                         We love and hug, -Hit me up as your counseler! KIM JONGIN
not grudge and judge <3

       As you can see, Never Ever 119 has 6 professional counselers to choose from! Take your pick!

Name: Byun Baekhyun
Age: 21
: Male
Previous occupation: Make-up team at F(X). Got fired for stealing eyeliner.
Description: Very nice, understanding, patient, and can provide a "variety" of "realistic" solutions to your problems. Likes to be sarcastic make jokes.
Message to possible clients: "I'm only here because they bribed me with a lifetime's worth of free eyeliner. And they hired me. Duh."

Name: Kim Jongdae
 Age: 21        
: Male     
Previous Occupation: Prank Store
Description: Can make you laugh your sorrows away, and be a good friend you can rely on! Can make you "forget" about your current problems by giving you bigger problems to deal with at that moment.                 
Message to possible clients: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA"

 

Name: Kim Jongin
Age: 19
: Male
Previous Occupation: *censored*
Description: Accepts anyone! Not that any other counselers are rejecting people, but this guy will literally accept ANYONE. 
Message to possible clients: "Doesn't matter if you're a girl or a guy, gay or straight, I'll  *censored* and*censored* and *censored**censored*censored**censored**censored**censored*.
 

Name: Kim Junmyeon
Age: 22
: Male
Owner of Never Ever 119! :D 
Description: A who needs to learn some adventure. Anyone wanna help him? 
Message to possible clients: "Hello! I had my workers write my description for me because it would be awkward to write my own description, I suppose! I am always ready to give you hand and shoulder!"
P.S. Look at him, his whole face screams . Help this guy, he's like 40. -Kim Jongin.
 

Name: Luhan
Age: 22
: Unknown, or at least, unable to tell. 
Previous Occupation: Model for the Mayonnaise company.
Description: Very friendly, cute, and will cuddle with you to help you forget your problems! Very affectionate and loves to listen. 
Message to possible clients: "I like , tight assses skinship. And babe, you can determine what gender I am." 
  
 

Name: Tao
Age: 16
: Male
Previous Occupation: Unknown
Description: Very, very, VERY quiet. Won't pressure you into talking.  According to others, has a teeny temper, but don't worry, he's tamed. He's a student working for community service. Give this doll a chance <3
Message to possible clients: "..."

 

“Enjoy your stay!”